Celebrity Boxing 2

[Marxist]

Chynna versus Joey.

Fake female (?) wrestler versus the Long Island mullet.

My theory in boxing always holds that the more of a convict, the more of a fighter.

Joey wipes the floor with Joannie.

 

[Marxist]

WANNABE RING KINGS SIZE ONE ANOTHER UP
AT WEIGH-IN FOR ‘CELEBRITY BOXING 2’ MAY 22 ON FOX

Win A Pair Of Autographed Boxing Gloves From
Former Lightweight Champion Ray “Boom-Boom” Mancini On FOX.com

The nation’s most recognizable personalities battling for boxing supremacy have weighed in for CELEBRITY BOXING 2, a slugfest airing Wednesday, May 22 (8:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.

Following are the statistics for the fighters:

CARD 1: Olga “Olia” Korbut versus Darva Conger
Olga Korbut: Age 47; Height 5’0”; Weight 103; Reach 64”
Darva Conger: Age 36; Height 5’5”; Weight 114; Reach 67”

CARD 2: Ron “The Pulverizer” Palillo versus Dustin Diamond
Ron Palillo: Age 48; Height 5’7”; Weight 144; Reach 68”
Dustin Diamond: Age 25; Height 6’0”; Weight 198; Reach 74”

CARD 3: Manute “The Sudanese Freedom Fighter” Bol versus William “The Refrigerator” Perry
Manute Bol: Age 42; Height 7’7”; Weight 240; Reach 102”
William Perry: Age 39; Height 6’3”; Weight 350-plus; Reach 88”

CARD 4: Joey “The Gladiator” Buttafuoco versus Joanie Laurer
Joey Buttafuoco: Age 46; Height 5’11”; Weight 245; Reach 76”
Joanie Laurer: Age 30; Height 5’10”; Weight 170; Reach 72”

The boxing officials will be Raul Caiz, Jr., Marty Denkin, Lou Moret, Larry Rozadilla and Willie Arreola, who collectively have over 100 years of refereeing experience including over 160 world championship bouts. Dr. Paul Wallace, Chairman of the Medical Advisory Board for the American Boxing Commission, will serve as ring doctor.

Visitors to FOX.com will have the opportunity to win a pair of boxing gloves autographed by ringside commentator and former lightweight boxing champion Ray “Boom Boom” Mancini of FOX’s CELEBRITY BOXING 2 by registering at the official website, www.fox.com/boxing, beginning Wednesday, May 22, at 12 noon PT. Registration will run through 12 noon PT Tuesday, May 28.

Produced by dick clark productions, CELEBRITY BOXING will provide the news-making talent the opportunity to rough each other up in the ring and prove just who is chump and who is champ.

 

[plasticman33]

I think I'll clean out the garage tonight!

 

[Marxist]

Whoever thought up Manute versus the Fridge is genius. And sick.

 

[Shaq]

Whoever thought up Manute versus the Fridge is genius. And sick.

True...I never envisioned that one....Butafuko is a killer....he will hold back at first just so hitting a woman won't be held over his head next time he's locked up...then he gives Chyna a beatdown of Ike Turner proportions...

 

[Marxist]

True...I never envisioned that one....Butafuko is a killer....he will hold back at first just so hitting a woman won't be held over his head next time he's locked up...then he gives Chyna a beatdown of Ike Turner proportions...

I agree. Who are all the people picking Chyna? Wrestling is SCRIPTED.

 

[AzureAngel]

I love this crap. Nothing will top Vanilla Ice, in my mind, but... I think the Bol vs. Perry match has potential.

Mr. Joey's got a lot of pent up rage. Rawr.

 

[Marxist]

In the last Celeb Boxing all the convicts won and won convincingly.

Never bet against a man that's been in the hole. Or Tonya Harding.

 

[Captain Cum]

My TV only plays gay porn.

 

[Problem Child]

Whoever thought up Manute versus the Fridge is genius. And sick.

Manute Bol's story is pretty sad. I saw a profile of him on HBO's Real Sports (I think that's what it's called).

He has spent his entire fortune from basketball trying to change things in his native Sudan, donating to charities and buying people out of slavery there. He's spent something like $3-5 million trying to help people. He's been jailed by the Sudanese government, and even spent 6 months in an Egyptian jail, on some trumped up charge.

He's now back in the states and living on charity himself. He said he doesn't really like doing the celebrity boxing thing, but right now it's the only way he can earn some fast money. He said he's going to give most of his earnings to charity for Sudan.

Interesting note: When Clinton bombed the aspirin factory in '98? Bol was living 1/2 mile away and actually saw the cruise missiles fly into the building.

 

[Purple Haze]

And he has to get batted around by the Fridge?

I truly feel sad for him, he'll probably pull a Paula Jones.

 

[Marxist]

Hey Problem Chubby, you've got a full box.



I sure wish Manute would win but it ain't gonna happen I fear. Amateur boxing usually comes down to shoving each other and the Fridge has made a career out of it.

The best Manute can hope for is for Perry to have a heart attack.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Manute and Rick Mahorn were good friends. Maybe Rick can help him out a bit.

 

[Problem Child]

It really makes you wonder why someone, especially someone who saw that show, hasn't called Manute up and said, "Hey, forget about humiliating yourself, I'll send you a check for $100,000." Bryant Gumbel and Bob Costas both know his situation and can afford it.

What about all the fucking multi-millionaires in the NBA? I can't believe they are going to let this poor guy go out and look like a chump.

 

[Marxist]

It really makes you wonder why someone, especially someone who saw that show, hasn't called Manute up and said, "Hey, forget about humiliating yourself, I'll send you a check for $100,000." Bryant Gumbel and Bob Costas both know his situation and can afford it.

What about all the fucking multi-millionaires in the NBA? I can't believe they are going to let this poor guy go out and look like a chump.

Mutombo should be good for a few dimes. He's an African philanthropist as well.

 

[Liontamr]

For a moment I thought "How can anyone in the NBA allow this to happen to a man who has tried to do so much?" Then I realized.. "Wait.. it's the NBA.. that says more than enough."

 

[Dre]

I already know who wins... Man, I've been a BIG Chyna fan since '97. Those were the good ole days. Dammit, why's wrestling gotta suck now? *L* I used to practically cry if I missed it, I haven't seen it in a month and really don't care! She isn't fake!! You ever seen her in Playboy? Youch! Besides, there's childhood pictures of her all over the net, before she started getting all muscular, she did indeed look like a girl.

 

[Marxist]

I already know who wins... Man, I've been a BIG Chyna fan since '97. Those were the good ole days. Dammit, why's wrestling gotta suck now? *L* I used to practically cry if I missed it, I haven't seen it in a month and really don't care! She isn't fake!! You ever seen her in Playboy? Youch! Besides, there's childhood pictures of her all over the net, before she started getting all muscular, she did indeed look like a girl.

If you already know, give us your opinion and look like a prophet.

 

[Purple Haze]

Alright, I'm picking Olga Corbut to easily dispose of the "Queen of White Trash" no contest, Corbut was an olympic athlete, Conger is a worthless cunt.

Screech will kick Horshaak's ass. Only age is an issue between TV geeks.

The Fridge will use Bol as a toothpick after he's done with him.

Butt-a-fucko will have his hands full with the steroid transsexual, but he's actually been in a real fight before. If she wins it'll only be because he let her.

I need to set the VCR......

 

[Marxist]

What does Horseshack look like nowadays anyway? This isn't gonna a be another Greg Brady beatdown is it?

 

[Purple Haze]

Oh absolutely. Horshaak has to be fifty years old at least.

Expect lame boxing, just like the first one.

The only thing worth watching the last time was watching Vanilla Ice getting his worthless ass being pounded. Steal a Queen/Bowie song and there's hell to pay, motherfucker. Hehe.

 

[Marxist]

FROM TV GUIDE

Celebrity Boxing 2
8:30 pm/ET, Fox
An embarrassment to both the sport of boxing and the word "celebrity," the second installment of the circus known as Celebrity Boxing airs tonight. Presumably (and hopefully) clothed, Barry Williams, a woeful, bare-chested loser to Danny Bonaduce in March's smashing debut of this (sur)reality series, returns to the scene as a color commentator for tonight's four-card lineup. Former pro wrestler Joanie Laurer (known as Chyna during her WWF days) serves as a last-minute replacement against Joey Buttafuoco. So there will be an actual athlete in the house. But it's not her. The sports card pits former NFL behemoth William "The Refrigerator" Perry against 7-foot-7 former NBA player Manute Bol. The third pair to be announced (these "celebrities" came in waves, apparently not exactly storming the doors for this national exposure): Darva "I just want my normal life back" Conger vs. Olga Korbut, Russia's diminutive darling of the Olympics... 30 years ago! Then there's the fourth odd couple, Ron Palillo and Dustin Diamond. Did I hear a "who?" Just in case, Palillo played Arnold Horshack on Welcome Back, Kotter; Diamond played Screech on Saved by the Bell. Get it? They're both nerds! What a concept! They're going to "dork it out," says Fox's press release. Gee, it must be fun to be a celebrity! Parties, limos... and now, national humiliation. — Steve Robinson

 

[lobito]

I'll just sit here and make my own gay porn. Anyone wanna watch?