Celebrity Anal?

[Expertise]

Gimme' your best guesses.

Which celebs do you believe take it up the ass?

If anyone says Richard Simmons i'm gonna' bludgeon you with a "Sweatin' To The Oldies" tape.

 

[Renegade]

Richard Simmons

Heheh

Female: Jennifer Lopez. You know she was given that ass for a reason.

Male: Probably former pro-wrestler Bret Hart. He complained enough about being screwed that one can't help but think about what the WWFs male wrestlers did to him behind the scenes.

 

[Ask For More]

Jennifer Aniston's got a pretty big butt as well....I would also nominate super fat ass Roseanne

 

[Ask For More]

Oh...and Richard Simmons

 

[Deborah]

Expertise and Sparky.

 

[Deborah]

Let me clarify. From a girl not a guy.

 

[Expertise]

Let me clarify. From a girl not a guy.

Let ME clarify.... i'm no celebrity.

 

[SweetCherry]

I'd have to say Tom Cruise as far as guys go. Personally, I believe he only married Nicolle Kidman to hide the fact he's gay. I also heard there's a gay wrestler who's saying he had an affair with Tom and that's why he and Nicolle are getting a divorce.

 

[Renegade]

BTW

Did I forget to mention Richard Simmons?

 

[Expertise]

I'd have to say Tom Cruise as far as guys go. Personally, I believe he only married Nicolle Kidman to hide the fact he's gay. I also heard there's a gay wrestler who's saying he had an affair with Tom and that's why he and Nicolle are getting a divorce.

My theory was that it was due to the fact that the lovely Ms. Kidman was pregnant. She and Tom adopting those kids because they couldn't have their own, then all of a sudden she's in a family way..... things that make ya' go hmmmmm.

Of course that could just be my sexist pig side showing through and it in no way means that I disagree with your assertion that Cruise rides the baloney pony. I guess I just don't trust any male that Rosie O'Donnell likes THAT much.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

All of'em.......

in one way, shape, form or another.

I goes with the territory.

Don't you feel sorry for them now?

I don't - they like it.

But as far as specifics - and betting my money on - I'd say it's a fair bet that......

Richard Simmon's takes it up the old poop shoot.

 

[Expertise]

OK its a given that Richard Simmons is the poster boy for "Analeze"...... who else?

Living or dead.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I'm sure that Angelina Jollie......

After cutting her and her husband (on their arms and chests) then takes the double edged razor blade and Scotch tapes it to Billy Bobs prick and yells......

"Lover? Pump me up my Hershey Highway 'til my bunghole bleeds like Mi Lai!!!!!"

"Cut my butt!!!!!"

"Yes lover, yes!!!!"

 

[Deborah]

Expertise, I think you got a marketable concept here. "Celebrity Anal" would make a great TV show. Talk to Sparky, he's in show biz. In fact, he'd made a great Master of Ceremonies with you as the Producer/Director. I'll be Vanna White.

You got like 3 celebrity guests and the contestants have to guess who takes it up the ass. I think you might need a proctologist to properly determine the winner. And the grand prize is the winning contestant gets to give it to celebrity guest up the ass. Would this be better than "Survivor" or what?

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Howard Stern

IS The Show Ta Watch!

He Poses The Question To Everyone That Walks Through His Door.

Watch It Sometime. EVEN If You Dislike Him. You Will Have All Your Celebrity Anal Questions Answered There!

Oh, And I Would Love To Give Sandra Bernhardt A Good Old Fashioned Rectal Probe I Just KNOW She Loves It!

 

[CoolCucumber]

Mariah Carey...just think about it for a little while...LOL
-CoolCucumber

 

[SweetNick]

Brittney Spears takes it up the ass, that's the only way she can keep her "virginity."

 

[OUTSIDER]

Brittney Spears takes it up the ass, that's the only way she can keep her "virginity."

LOL, yeah!...I'd pay to see that, fuckit I'd pay even more to join in.

P.S. I'd love to do Christina Aguilera in the ol choclate locker box....

 

[batter]

definitly, without a doubt....Pamela Anderson

oh, and i would choose Nikki Cox. oh yeah, for sure.

 

[Starfish]

LOL, yeah!...I'd pay to see that, fuckit I'd pay even more to join in.

P.S. I'd love to do Christina Aguilera in the ol choclate locker box....

OUTTY, I respected you!?! Oh, I have now lost my faith in humanity.

I can imagine Gillian Anderson's pink asshole being pryed apart by my 8 inch strap-on, so I bet ya she's begged the ole man for it, now and again.

I saw the nicest fakes of her, I was actually impressed.
Let me see if I can find them.

 

[OUTSIDER]

LOL, yeah!...I'd pay to see that, fuckit I'd pay even more to join in.

P.S. I'd love to do Christina Aguilera in the ol choclate locker box....

OUTTY, I respected you!?! Oh, I have now lost my faith in humanity.

I can imagine Gillian Anderson's pink asshole being pryed apart by my 8 inch strap-on, so I bet ya she's begged the ole man for it, now and again.

I saw the nicest fakes of her, I was actually impressed.
Let me see if I can find them.

LOL, I can't help it "I'm a vewy vewy bad boy"...

 

[SleepingWarrior]

How about Michael Jackson, or that real high-pitched Barry Gibb......ya know something must have been stuck up there for him to hit those high notes.

 

[crystalhunting]

Hey Sparky,

I nominate Ricky Martin.





CH

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I think I'm going to reach deep into the well for a not so obvious choice and say Juliette Lewis. It's all in the walk, baby and she's been trying to thumb a ride on hershy highway for YEARS. My other choice would be Helena Bonham Carter.......only becuase of the planet of the Apes thing. I want a monkey who can pee standing up but doesn't mind bending over now and again. Now let's have a great round of applause for the fellas in this category......Matt Damon wants to have his little brown ring diddled, I guarantee...and close behind (haha) would be TUbbs from Miami Vice. What a sweet couple.

 

[Blackbich]

Jennifer Aniston has a big butt???
HHMMM, I'll have to ponder that one for a minute.

My nominations are:

- George Michael
- Rock Hudson
- Marilyn Monroe
- Gwenyth (sp?) Paltrow
- Britney Spears
- Justin Timberlake
- Drew Barrymore - definitely