Caught In The Act

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When have you been caught in the act? its often embarrassing, funny, or even a turn on for some people.. let me know

I've been caught by my mum when i was 18 about 3 times.. told her i was only "kissing" my wife lol
 
I was caught

laying on my bed, on my stomach, looking at girly magazines some years ago. One of the most awesome experiences ever. I even wrote about it. ;)
 
Too Loud at Home

My wife and I lived in a second floor apartment in a two family house. It was the middle of summer and the only way to keep the place cool was to keep the windows and backdoor open to let the breeze through. We had been watching TV on the couch in the living room on a fairly hot night, so it made for the right recipe for stripping down and enjoying ourselves. Only this time, things got a little louder than normal as I was spanking my wife's ass while she was riding me up and down like a crazed rodeo rider. Right in the middle of all this pleasure, a voice called out from the backdoor which led to immediate embarrassment on my wife's part. I threw on a robe and headed back to find this not unattractive woman on the stairway landing. She didn't live downstairs, so I wasn't sure where she came from. Seeing me in a robe, she quickly surmised what the ruckus was about and proceeded to ask me for $20 with some story about having run out of gas. I was not thinking quickly, being more concerned about my wife, and gave her the $20 to get rid of her. To this day, I regret not having invited that woman in for a threeway. There's a story in there . . . .
 
When I was 16 I was banging a girl who happened to be the local pastors daughter. We thought her parents were were gone for the weekend and decided to get crazy in their bedroom. She was on top of my, bouncing hard, screaming "Fuck me, Fuck me." And reaching back squeezing my balls as I fondly remember now when her mom walked in the bedroom and screamed...before the girl could get off my cock daddy was there.

The funniest part was when they called my parents and told them what happened my mom said "Well was he using a condom...Yes...So what's the problem."

Fucking priceless.
 
have had two maids at different hotels walk in on myself and an ex. Funny thing is is that the DO NOT DISTURB sign was on the door.


when one walked in she said oh shit sorry and ran out leaving the door wide open.
 
We have been caught a few times but the most memorable was when my brother walked.

Nice cool day and the middle of the afternoon. We got a little frisky and the wife was on her knees doing what she does so good. Never heard my brother pull into the driveway, get out of the truck,and walk up the stairs. But, there he was. Standing inside the front door with his mouth hanging open and an embarressed look on his face. Don't know who was more shocked, him or the wife. We have always been a private family, so walking in on anyone of us would of been a shock. I laughed but the wife didn't think it was funny. Bro left without a word.
 
I was taking my ex-wife to a hotel room, it was near the airport and she had an early flight to go meet her new boyfriend. After I carried her bags in for her, we started talking, and ended up fucking (I'm still not sure how we started). Her boyfriend called her cell phone, but I just smiled and kept going. She made up a story about masturbating while thinking about him, to explain her sounds, so the two of them had phone sex while I kept making love to her.
 
My girlfriend (at the time - now ex) and I were on road trip and found ourselves in the mountains in Colorado one morning just after sun rise. We decided to follow some signs that we spotted along the roadside to a park that was situated on a scenic overlook so that we could have a picnic breakfast and rest a bit since I had been driving all night.

When we arrived at the park, it was simply five or six picnic tables just behind a short stone wall on the edge of a cliff...nothing fancy. The view, however, was spectacular. Beyond the wall, the cliff dropped away about 600' - 700' into a beautiful river valley. At the end of the valley, a mountain towered over the scene and the sun was just breaking over its peak. All in all, it was a very romantic setting.

I decided to take out the camera and took a few pictures of my gf in the morning sun and remarked about how beautiful she looked. The next thing you know, we are caught up in the moment and making out pretty heavily. She hopped up onto one of the tables, and I persuaded her into a sexy photo shoot. Soon she was naked and I was snapping pics like mad. Seeing her there, posing for me really got me going, so I decided to strip down and take her right there on the table.

I climbed onto her, threw her legs up on my shoulders, and plowed her like it was our last day on earth. She came over and over. Her voice was echoing all over the valley. Finally, I could take no more and had to shoot my load. When it hit, i pulled out cum all over her stomach, but there was such an explosion in that moment that I ended up leaving a trail that went from her chin all the way down to her panty line. When I recovered, I went to the car, grabbed a towel, and cleaned her up.

As we got dressed, i happened to look across the valley. You could see that there was a park on that side as well, but all along the wall were those post mounted binoculars that you put a quarter in to view the scenery. Behind one of them was a man in a bright blue jacket, and he had them aimed directly at us! I waved to him to see if he had been watching, and he waved right back.

My girl and I finished dressing while laughing our asses off, got in the car and got back on the road. Guess we gave him a memorable morning show!

There is something I have often wondered, though. Those things usually don't give you very much time for your quarter, and we were fucking for a while. I wonder how many quarters he had to feed that thing in order to keep up with our impromptu mountainside treat? Either way, I'm sure he got his money's worth, and we got a sexy memory to share.
 
Never forget to lock your dorm room. I had friends walk right in and sit down on the bed while me and my gf at the time were getting it on. It was funny because she was all embarrassed and I really didn't care.
 
LOL, when I was a young new private in the US Army Infantry and I was living in the barracks because I was a single joe. It was late one friday afternoon and I had just gotten out of the shower since I had been at the gym when somone knocked at my door. I tied my towel around my waist and scrambled to the door in case it was my team leader. I opened the door preping to call "at ease" and it was this cute little hussie who looked like she just crawled out of the trailer park behind the local strip club. "want to buy a magazine?" outstanding! I got this girl in and offerd her some booz and we ended up fucking. Well right in the middle of our 2nd or 3rd session my door went a booming oppen "WTF private! no females in the B's after 10pm!!! why didnt you call at ease for a NCO hua?!!" I stood up, went the best parade rest I could muster while still holding onto this girl, cock still in her. "ohhhh I see that must be the new "parade fuck you SGT!! you got 10 mikes (min) private! meet me down stairs in PT's!" I finnished and sent her packing as I ran down 3 flights of stairs only to find my entire squad dying of laughter.
 
The first time was when I was 17.
This chick was the first girl that got on top and Fucked Me.
There she was just grinding on my cock, Big Titties bouncing, And moaning like crazy.
We heard a noise and looked just in time to see my Aunt walking out the door.
We finished fucking, And it was never brought up.
 
Roommates...

When in college, my gf and I stayed in her dorm room. We were sleeping on the floor, and thought that her roomie was long ago asleep. We enjoyed a quick fuck session and thought we were being quiet, but apparently not quiet enough. After we both came, all of a sudden we heard her roomie's voice from above saying, "Are you guys done yet?"

At least she was polite enough to wait until we were done!
 
I was taking my ex-wife to a hotel room, it was near the airport and she had an early flight to go meet her new boyfriend. After I carried her bags in for her, we started talking, and ended up fucking (I'm still not sure how we started). Her boyfriend called her cell phone, but I just smiled and kept going. She made up a story about masturbating while thinking about him, to explain her sounds, so the two of them had phone sex while I kept making love to her.

That's a cool story, innocent. She sounds lovely, what a gal.
 
Neigh

Most utterly embarressing. I was in a sunlit bank of grass with my boyfriend, I had not let him fuck me yet but we were doing mutual oral when I heard this lord snort.

Broke off the 69 and to my horror about 20 horses were standing around us, with riders ranging from about age 10 to 70. The leader stammered an apology, she seemed more embaressed than me if that was possible and ushered them into line where they promptly walked past us one at a time. I was dying, but it was not over.

As I sat, too distressed to even dress and my boyfriend trying to console me they came back! The Leader apologised and said the bottom gate was locked so they paraded past again, all grinning and staring.

The day was not done with me though, when I got home the family were gathering for Sunday dinner and my big sister's husband nudged her and gestured with his eyes at me, grinning. My sister stared and started grinning too. I looked down and to my further horror there were grass pieces inside my tights.

Not my best day.
 
Most utterly embarressing. I was in a sunlit bank of grass with my boyfriend, I had not let him fuck me yet but we were doing mutual oral when I heard this lord snort.

Broke off the 69 and to my horror about 20 horses were standing around us, with riders ranging from about age 10 to 70. The leader stammered an apology, she seemed more embaressed than me if that was possible and ushered them into line where they promptly walked past us one at a time. I was dying, but it was not over.

As I sat, too distressed to even dress and my boyfriend trying to console me they came back! The Leader apologised and said the bottom gate was locked so they paraded past again, all grinning and staring.

The day was not done with me though, when I got home the family were gathering for Sunday dinner and my big sister's husband nudged her and gestured with his eyes at me, grinning. My sister stared and started grinning too. I looked down and to my further horror there were grass pieces inside my tights.

Not my best day.



ok, that is funny! Good story
 
When I was eighteen I was going at it hard with my GF in her room her parents were out for the night. Or so we thought, being one of the first and only nights alone she was making quite a racket and using some very delicious language. Well as it happened she never secured a time in which they would be returning home. It was earlier then expected. there was a sharp knock at her door. "I suggest you stop what you're doing, before your father comes upstairs!" My girlfriends mother said! We stopped immidiatly. My girlfriend looked horrified, when I went to leave I had to walk by her mother, I tell you if looks could kill. Needless to say I wasn't welcome in their home after that!

Outside of this incedent I have been lucky or unlucky depending how you look at it!
 
My wife and I had hiked up to the top of local mountain ridge near our home and as we sat looking out over the valley, we started to let nature take it's course. It was a glorious day and we were so hot and horny. We were sufficiently off the hiking trail, so we weren't too worried about getting caught by another hiker, but the ridgeline was high enough that small planes would fly by at about the same height cruising on the thermals. I was going at my wife from behind when I noticed one of these small Cessnas go flying by. Not really thinking of it, we just kept going and having a wonderful time, when I heard the buzzing of what I thought was another plane. Again, we ignored it and just enjoyed ourselves, until the damned plane showed up again like an annoying mosquito, only this time much closer (or so it seemed). I finally just waved at the bastard not really thinking he could see us, but then I saw him waggle his wings twice and then fly on. To this day, my wife swears it was her ex. Me, I'd just like to find the guy and charge him for the show!
 
With an ex girlfriend, driving down the highway at about 1 AM, she leaned over and started rubbing my cock through my pants. The situation developed into full on car-head. I was so distracted by what she was doing that I missed an exit on the highway and had to take the next one and double back, then I missed the exit again and had to do the same.

After actually taking the exit, a truck pulled up along side us flashing his lights and honking. My girlfriend knew that he had seen what we were up to and decided to put on a show for him, which I benefited from. She started wildly bobbing her head up and down, really going to town on my cock. To this day, it was one of the best blowjobs I have ever received. She made me come hard into the back of her throat, got up, looked over at the truck driver, and wiped her mouth off, smiling. I also turned and smiled. He just shook his head smiling and then drove on.
 
There was a time at a clothing store in our local mall. The same girl from my post above was doing some shopping and I was along for the trip. She headed for the dressing rooms to try on the things she picked out, and motioned for me to follow her. I wasn't sure if that kind of thing was allowed (men and women in the same dressing room) but never being one to follow the rules, I went along.

Once inside, she started undressing to try on the things she grabbed. She was down to her bra and panties, standing before me. I just smirked, taking in her beautiful body as she bent down to pick up a skirt to try on. She put it on, kind of shimmying in front of me, asking how it looked. Of course I said it looked great. She asked if it was too short and if I could see the bottom of her ass. I told her I couldn't, but I wouldn't mind if I could.

She looked over at me, and asked me if I was hard. I nodded and smiled. She came towards me, knelt, and started undoing my pants. She pulled my semi-hard cock free and started stroking it, looking up at me. She leaned in and started to lick and suck on my cock. I had a hard time keeping quiet as this went on, but in my mind any time a guy and girl are in a dressing room, they are fucking...so I could only assume that is what the store's employees were thinking from the moment we walked in there.

She made this one count, sucking me hard, deep and fast, and it didn't take long for me to cum. As I came, she deep throated me, causing me to grunt a bit. With that, someone knocked on the door asking if everything was ok. My girlfriend's mouth was still full with my cock, so she couldn't answer, so I said "Yes, everything's fine," as calmly as I could.

The answer came back "What's going on in there?" By this time my girlfriend's mouth was free and she answered "Nothing, just trying somethings on."

"Mm Hmm," came the reply, "I think you need to come out of there." I zipped my pants up and she got dressed and we came out. This woman, who wasn't much older than my girlfriend, was standing there, looking at us with a judging look on her face. I have to admit I was a bit worried that she'd actually call the cops or something, but she just said "I'm not going to do anything...but you need to leave the store please."

We left the store, laughing the whole way to the car.
 
There was a time at a clothing store in our local mall. The same girl from my post above was doing some shopping and I was along for the trip. She headed for the dressing rooms to try on the things she picked out, and motioned for me to follow her. I wasn't sure if that kind of thing was allowed (men and women in the same dressing room) but never being one to follow the rules, I went along.

We left the store, laughing the whole way to the car.

When the woman beckons, you follow. Often leads to wonderful things! Great story!
 
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