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mark197205 said:
Good to hear they are ok. :)

I know that sound, sometimes hear other cats up to the same thing late at night too.

My girls are just fine, getting more and more loving as each days go by, not tmention lazy, even though they have a flap to use they will just sit next to the door and expect us to open to let them out.... :rolleyes:
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LOL.. I know exactly what you're talking about !!
Mine sit on the bathroom sink and stare at the faucet..waiting for me to turn it on so they can get a drink ;)
Do you think maybe we spoil them just a lil bit? :rose:
 
His lil secret said:
LOL.. I know exactly what you're talking about !!
Mine sit on the bathroom sink and stare at the faucet..waiting for me to turn it on so they can get a drink ;)
Do you think maybe we spoil them just a lil bit? :rose:
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Hmmm, maybe just a lil bit, but they are worth it really. :catroar:
 
This thread is getting better and better each time I clicked on it ... thank you hamdsome Mark and all cat lovers! :kiss::heart::catroar:
 
mark197205 said:
He sure is, not many cats like being in that pose, being upside down must seem wrong to them, my two like to be help like a baby that your burping, front paws over your shoulder, at least they aren't sick on you like human babies... :eek:
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The kitten lets me hold him in my arms like that, and loves it... the six year old cat won't allow it, even though he loves sleeping on his back. Silly cat ;)
 
Note From The Dog

Dear Master,

The cat is despicable. She doesn't do any tricks and never comes when you
call and I've been there and I know she can hear you. We need to face the
facts.

IT'S TIME TO GET RID OF THE CAT.

Before the cat's arrival, meals were very festive times. I would sit and
stare attentively at your lips, trembling slightly and drooling. You would
play the game of pretending to be cross and demand that I leave the area,
but whenever you cooked dinner your children would slip me bites of food
under the table.

Now, though, the cat is allowed to jump on the table -- actually physically
walk on the table! You don't yell at the cat, you just pick her up and put
her back on the floor, and I know you don't see it, but she always gives me
a haughty look as she saunters past me.

And speaking of meals, I have always been satisfied to eat the gritty
pellets of meat by-products you bring home in the giant bags, right? Have I
ever once, ever, failed to finish a meal? But now I find out that the cat
is being served lobster and salmon and crab - and she never consumes all of
it! This means there are little containers of delectable snacks lying
around and how can I be blamed for making sure they get eaten? Why do you
get so mad? As long as the pet food is going to the pets, isn't that what's
important?

Speaking of sanitation, do you realize that the cat goes to the bathroom in
the house? And not in the drinking basins like you do, but in a sandbox in
the basement. What are we going to say if some woman brings her baby over
to play in the sandbox and the cat has been using it as a toilet? I used to
police the thing for you, but you put it up out of my reach for some
reason.

I don't understand why the cat is allowed up on the bed and I'm not. I am
far more cuddly than any stupid cat. I think her purring sounds unhealthy
and may be a sign of tuberculosis.

And why doesn't she ever get a bath? She smells like saliva from licking
her paws - you'd never catch me licking such ridiculous places. I often
smell wonderful from rolling in road kill, yet you give me baths all the
time.

And speaking of sleeping, sometimes I'll be taking a nap and she'll come
right up and lie down beside me. Usually I'm too tired to do anything about
it, but then later the other dogs smell her scent on me and crack a lot of
jokes at my expense.

So, not to exaggerate, but the cat has brought the family to complete ruin.
I'm sorry I have to be the one to bring it to your attention, but now that
I have, I think we can all agree that we should go back to the way it was,
when I was the #1 pet.

Sincerely,
The Dog

P.S. I tried to get a note from the fish concerning the cat, but apparently
the fish believes that everything happening outside its bowl is some kind
of reality TV show.
 
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