Cat haters not so anonymous

[Svedish_Chef]

Hi Mensa, how the fuck are ya?

Ready to beat tweet yet?

 

[Laurel]

There will be beatings, no doubt. But I will not be on the receiving end. A couple of cat-unlovers I know had better get ready for a whuppin.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You dream of beating us... running around scantily clad while Mensa and cheffie whup your ass but fine.

Bad kitty.

 

[Mensa]

There will be beatings, no doubt. But I will not be on the receiving end. A couple of cat-unlovers I know had better get ready for a whuppin.

What are you threatening us with.....a cat-o-nine-tails?

Neither Chef nor I can be intimidated. We refuse to be pussy-whipped!!

 

[Silverlily]

But I will not be on the receiving end. A couple of cat-unlovers I know had better get ready for a whuppin.

Amen my sister, I'll go get the whips.

 

[Laurel]

It's two on two now, brothers. You've dug yourself quite a hole!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Neither Chef nor I can be intimidated. We refuse to be pussy-whipped!!

We will take servings of pussy in an orderly fasion though...

Kitten eyes, it seems you came declawed.

Whips are FUN

 

[Mensa]

Changing perspectives

We will take servings of pussy in an orderly fasion though...

When the man's right, the man's right!!

 

[Silverlily]

Kitten eyes, it seems you came declawed.

They're sheathed, a temporary situation, I assure you.

What other games does Cheffie like...

 

[Mensa]

They're sheathed, a temporary situation, I assure you.

What other games does Cheffie like...

Careful, Cheffie, I've had dealings with her before and I don't like that look in her eye.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

They're sheathed, a temporary situation, I assure you.

What other games does Cheffie like...

Cheffie can play any game, now what kind of pussy did you bring with you?

 

[Silverlily]

Cheffie can play any game, now what kind of pussy did you bring with you?

The very talented variety.

 

[Silverlily]

Careful, Cheffie, I've had dealings with her before and I don't like that look in her eye.

And yet he comes back again and again...

 

[Mensa]

Really?!?!

The very talented variety.

Can you make it whistle "Dixie"?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Hey baby, if it didnt have talent you wouldn't even bother bringing it in.

Mensa, you just like her look dont you... turns you into a puddle.

 

[Laurel]

And yet he comes back again and again...

Of course he does. Cat-haters, indeed.

 

[Silverlily]

Re: Really?!?!

Can you make it whistle "Dixie"?

No silly boy, I whistle with my lips.


Such a shame to waste them on whistling when there are so many other things they can do.

 

[April]

Cat haters? Shame on you. There are so many things a kitty is good for.

But you two would not be interested. Too bad.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Says she who would be of course.

I dont need no pussy action
I'm not into cat affairs
In the darkness
In the bedroom
Teacher, leave that cat alone!

 

[Mensa]

Cat haters? Shame on you. There are so many things a kitty is good for.

But you two would not be interested. Too bad.

Okay, April, I'll go along with you on that. Their fur does make a nice warm lining.

 

[April]

Naughty Mensa.

What say I dispense with the cats and just toss you into bed instead?

 

[Mensa]

Naughty Mensa.

What say I dispense with the cats and just toss you into bed instead?

Works every time! <gleeful snicker>

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Come on kitty

You know you want to.