cartoon brawl

[Broccoli]

*Recovering, Cartman ducks his head and runs as fast as he can at Oddler, headbutting him*

 

[hybirdx]

Oddler Laughs out loud "That actualy hurt a bit! come on! Try again!"

 

[Broccoli]

*Cartman makes his piggy noise, then headbutts him again. He falls on his ass and cries for his mommy*

Maaaammm....Make them play nice!

 

[hybirdx]

"No one can make me play nice! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

 

[Broccoli]

She-Ra

*The cricket runs near Oddler and She-Ra chases it.*

Don't step on the bug! He's mine!

*She throws her sword at the cricket. As it flies through the air, the sword takes the form of a brick. The cricket sees the brick and scurries away. The brick lands on Oddler's foot. Hard.*

Um...Sorry?

 

[hybirdx]

OOC: Damn... my High school blues thread is going out... Hu? OOPS! Wrong thread! Ah! Oh well!

IC: Odd gave She-Ra an angry look "..." He then picked up her sword, and began to slowly walk torwards She-ra not saying anything. Just looking and walking

 

[Broccoli]

ooc: Going out? Where to? Sorry. That was a lame joke.

*She-Ra backs away from Oddler, looking for a way out.*

It was all the cricket's fault! I swear!

 

[hybirdx]

ooc:ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! That was too funy! (Oh if you haven't noticed... I was being sarcastic!

IC:Oddler just kept walking torward her with that blank expression on his face

 

[Broccoli]

ooc: so you don't think I should become a comedian, huh?

*She-Ra points to the cricket*

No, seriously! It was his fault! If he hadn't moved, that brick totally would have killed him and not even touched you!

 

[hybirdx]

Ooc:mmmmm no, not really...

Ic: Oddler's eyes glowed red for an second and the cricket bursted ito flames... but still proceded torward She-Ra

 

[Broccoli]

ooc: Sorry I cut out last night, hyb. My power went out. Just one of the many joys of living in the middle of nowhere!


*She-Ra looks around, wondering what she could turn her sword into to protect herself*

Where's Johny when you need him? I'm sure his hair could deflect whatever this guys about to throw at me.

 

[Nemsis]

i'll protect you

 

[hybirdx]

ooc: Sorry I cut out last night, hyb. My power went out. Just one of the many joys of living in the middle of nowhere!


*She-Ra looks around, wondering what she could turn her sword into to protect herself*

Where's Johny when you need him? I'm sure his hair could deflect whatever this guys about to throw at me.

No Prob Broc

:IC: Oddler kept on walking and as he neard he grobed the hilt of his sword

 

[Broccoli]

*She-Ra's eyes frantically search for a way out of this mess*

Oh, shit...

 

[hybirdx]

Oddler's pace quickened a bit and came face to face with She_ra with the tip of his sword under her neck "I'm guessing this is yours?"

Oddler handed the brick to She-ra with his tip of the sword still at th base of her throat

 

[Broccoli]

*She-Ra stares at Oddler for a second, afraid of what he might do. Then she thinks back to all the times she defeated the Horde and thinks....what the hell? I could take this guy. What am I afraid of?*

Yeah. That's my brick.

*She takes the brick and it transforms back into her sword*

Thank you.

 

[hybirdx]

Oddler slowly retreated his blade, and an evil smirk came along his face as he kneed her in the guts

 

[Broccoli]

*She grabs her stomach and bends over, apparently about to fall. Then, taking a cue from the tubby brat, she rams her head into Oddler's stomach, then jumps away.*

Oh, please. Is that all you've got?

 

[hybirdx]

Oddler gave an evil laugh and let his Eye beam hit her, pushing her back into a wall "The closer I get the more it will hurt!"

 

[Broccoli]

*Rubs her head from the pain, then raises her sword*

Not if I deflect it first!

 

[hybirdx]

"How can you defelct it? Not even the Force Sword could deflect such a power!!!" Oddler move closer "I move 4 steps... thats 40% more damage!"

 

[Broccoli]

Um...oops?

*She ducks and runs around him, then jumps up and kicks him in the back of the head*

 

[hybirdx]

Oddler fell to his knee, bu then got up and smirked "Ouch..."

 

[Broccoli]

*Doesn't really like the fact that Oddler's smirking....Realizes that probably means something really bad's about to happen...Things she should have just stayed with the crickets for a while.*

Ah ha!

*Her sword transforms into a paddle ball game (those paddles with the rubber ball attached with a rubber band). She holds it up and begins to play with it, the ball bouncing from the paddle to Oddler's head and back and forth again*

 

[hybirdx]

Oddler bagean to get really anoyed by She-ra's paddle ball "Grrr..."

'I'll let her play around just a bit more... Then, WHAM!'