cartoon brawl

[Shotokan07]

OoC: I...had...to read THREE PAGES! Hyb, what is wrong with you? Now I must bring Law and make a living Kazuya out of youuuuu! Lolz. Looks like you guys had some serious fun w/o me. No one even missed me!

IC:

Johny Bravo

*Johny blanked out in ditch in a far area, he wakes up.* Huh? What on blue hell am I doing here? Now...where's that chick with flashy clothes. *Starts daydreaming of She-Ra while floating in the air.*


Gotens

Umm...Mr. are you gonna let me go now? *Gotens asks Bowie* I'm not a teddy bear you know?


OoC: Sorry, my comp. is having a heart-seissure (sp?)

 

[Broccoli]

*Cartman's face turns green*

Ahhh...I think I ate too much coffee...

*Stumbles over to Oddler and starts to barf. Then he gives Oddler a strange look and thinks better of it. He moves on over to Kiwi and throws up, covering the turtle. Cartman laughs so hard he falls over.*

You guys! Check this out! It's a Stinky Mutant Puked-on Turtle! Ahh haaa haa!

ooc: Welcome back, Sho.! And of course we missed you. I haven't seen a dancing banana in I don't know how long and Johny totally need to have been in on that last fight. Anyway, glad you're back and I hope your computer feels better.

 

[hybirdx]

Bowie gives Cartman an evil, pissed off look "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY PET YOU SICK LITTLE BASTARD!?!" Bowie politly sets Goten down, and walks over to kiwi with a few buckets of water

"Kiwi smells BAD!!!" Kiwi cried out sobing

"Hold on bud! I'll clean ya up!" Bowie doused a bucket of water that had soap in it and began to scrub him "Yeash Kiwi! When was the last time you washed your hair under that helmet of yours?"

"Not funny!"

"Ok, close your eyes!" Bowie rinsed off Kiwi with the other two buckets.

"Ahh ha ha ha! You guys! Check this out! It's a Stinky Mutant Puked-on Turtle! Ahh haaa haa!"

Bowie looked at Cartman with a war pathect look in his eye "Why you little punk ass! I'm gonna-" Bowie jumped a began to walk over to cartman about ready to kick ass "I'm gonna kick your pudgy little ass!"

Oddler instantly got in Bowie's way "Whoa man!"

"Get out of my way Oddler!"

"Come on! Thats way too cruel!"

"MOVE!!!"

Oddler held back as Bowie tried to get his vengence

 

[Broccoli]

*Cartman stops laughing and stands up, brushing the tears from his eyes, his face red from laughing so hard*

Who the hell are you calling pudgy?! You sonofabitch! I'm pleasantly plump; get it right!

*He turns around and wiggles his butt at Bowie*

Come on! Think you can kick it! I dare you!

 

[hybirdx]

Oddler looks at Cartman, then back at Bowie "Bow?"

"What?" Bowie said, still piss as hell

"Be my guest!"

"Thank you!"

Bowie runs up to cartman, pulls his foot back, and kicks Cartman in the ass, HARD. "Its going, going, going...."

*WHAM!!!!*

"IT'S GOOD!!!"

Oddler falls down and breaks out laughing seeing that Cartman flew into a tree, and he was just now sliding down "Oh thats was a kodack moment!!!"

 

[Broccoli]

*Stan and Kyle walk in behind Oddler and Bowie. Stan offers up a variation of the famous line.* Oh my God! They've killed Cartman!

*Kyle sadly shakes his head* It's just not the same as with Kenny, Stan. Besides, we've always wanted Cartman to die. Now we can eat all of his Cheesy Poofs.

*Stan realizes that a dead Cartman may be the best kind of Cartman there is.* Oh yeah. I forgot about that. *He turns to Oddler.* Dude, you kick ass!

*Cartman slowly slides down the tree and mumbles* Hate....You...Guys....*Before passing out*

 

[hybirdx]

Oddler pointed at Bowie "Don't thank me, Thank nut bag over there!"

"What was that?"

"Er, ah, nothing! heh heh! Nothing at all!"

 

[Broccoli]

*Kyle shrugs* Oh well. Whoever did it, thanks.

*Stan and Kyle walk over to Cartman and start kicking him in the nuts, yelling at him. Stan gives him a HARD kick in the head*
This is for all the times you made fun of poor Kenny, you ass-monger!

*Kyle follows suit and yells* And this is for all the times you called me a stupid Jew, you fat fuck!

*She-Ra glances over and shakes her head slowly* Kids today, I swear....

 

[hybirdx]

"I don't know She-ra he deserved it if you ask me" Said Oddler

"THATS WHAT YOU GET PUKING ON MY LITTLE BUDDY YOU LITTLE PUNK ASS BUTTER BALL!!!"

"Bowie!"

"What?!"

 

[Broccoli]

*She-Ra shrugs* I'd hate to see what you'd have done if he had puked on you, Oddler.

*Stan and Kyle burst out in laughter and repeat in unison* Punk ass butter ball!

*Butters walks in, looking worried and tucking away his aluminum foil-mask* Uh, did you guys need something? Uh, I heard my name called.

*Kyle shakes his head* No, Butters. Go away.

Oh. Uh, okay. Bye, then. *Butters turns and walks out, putting his helmet back on.*

 

[Broccoli]

ooc: well, I'm falling out of my chair here and I think I read somewhere that that's a sign that I need to go to bed. So that's what I'm gonna do. Later, hyb!

 

[Nemsis]

hello i'm back
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Goku-time to get a party started free food for everone.

 

[Shotokan07]

OoC: Heh, this bites. My computer is still MIA. And my sister's comp. sucks! lolz Well it doesn't but its not as good as mine. I have to find whats wrong with my computer. I hate this, I got classes bitchin' on me, got a soar arm hence I gotta practice more, and now my computer is bailing on me! I'll be here but not able to post ...enough. Broc, you can use my Johny for your use... and Hyb (heh heh, didn't forget you) you can use Gotens. Just kick Oddler's ass! Seems like he has no vulnerable spot. I'll be in for prolly one or two posts a day, but I'll cope in with you guys using my characters. Make me proud my people!

 

[Shotokan07]

OoC: I'm back baby! Got all the crap out of my comp. Now lets kick Hyb's...I mean Oddler's ass!

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Johny Bravo


*Johny floating through the air with the scent of She-Ra in his mind, he wakes up.* Wha? What just happened? *He sees Oddler watching some kind of show happening with little kids running around.* Heheheheee *Johny sneaks behind Oddler and kicks right between his legs. Oddler's eyes budge out with his cheeks blue, so does Johny's* Aaaaaaaah! *Johny hops up and down holding on to his foot.* This freak has a metal ass!

 

[hybirdx]

OOC: *beep!* Sorry! I'm not hells bent on revenge right now! Please leave a messege at the sound of a beep thanks! *beep!*

 

[Shotokan07]

OoC: Yes, I am here to confirm that there is a delivery of 1,000 different dildos and toys that you've ordered coming in tomorrow. If you want to cancel the order, please press the pound key, otherwise please just hang up. I must let you know that if you do decide to cancel the order, we will NOT be able to refund your money. Have a nice day!

LMFAO! You goof! Talk to you later bud.

 

[Broccoli]

ooc: Hey, wait a minute! I ordered that stuff!!!

 

[Shotokan07]

OoC: Oh my, little Grannie!?! You?! Boy, you've been naughty! ...Cute Av Broc. *Kisses* Evenin'

 

[Broccoli]

OoC: Wha? Me, naughty? Naw. Just having a little fun. Anybody care to join?

And it's not a grannie!!! It's a kid!!! I think I'm gonna have to change it. People think I'm old now

 

[hybirdx]

Oddler

Why you...." Oddler gave Johnny an dirty look, then he jumps on him beating the tar out of him "You lousy dope!!! Who the hell ya think your messing with!?"

An cloud of dust and cursing came upk

 

[Shotokan07]

OoC: Hahahahahaaaa! *Laughing so hard that I can't breathe* I'm sorry! I thought it was an old lady! You should've zoomed in the face...cuz it does look like an old lady. I'll join you being naughty. Being naughty is what I'm full of. ...and ofcourse kicking bad guys in the nuts will do it too!

 

[Broccoli]

*Kyle looks over at Stan* Dude, I think now would be a good time to leave.

*Stan nods* Yeah. I don't wanna get my ass kicked like Cartman did.

*Cartman jumps up and runs after Stan and Kyle* Come back here, you sonsabitches! I'll kick your ass!

*Stan and Kyle laugh as they leave*

 

[hybirdx]

OOC: Ya fooled me Grann- I mean Broc! And Oddler isn't bad, It's just that because he is demon, he has an evil streak!

 

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

*Gets lose from Oddler* Baaaaaah! Crazy freak on lose!

OoC: Hey, since there isn't any vulnerable spot on Oddler, I figured the family jewels will do it.

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Gotens


*Gotens sees Oddler doubled over and cursing Johny out. He starts laughing holding his hands onto his stomach.*

 

[Broccoli]

OoC: *Sticking tongue out at Hyb* You're mean!...Just kidding...Sort of.

*Hearing "Crazy freak," She-Ra looks up* Huh? What? Somebody call me? *Thinks to herself, no wait. You're Crazy Bitch. Then nods and goes back to searching for the crickets again*