Car Talk.

[Devlishone4fun]

Same here lol. So i purposely went back, re-took it and missed a few just to see what it said lol.

Said... if i break down don't even bother popping the hood lol.

Anybody else fixing to watch the Daytona500? Who you pulling for? Kid Roc singing right now on FOX at Daytona for preshow.

Go Dale JR and Tony Stewart!

 

[AbsintheFather]

Nice thread. I'm a bit of a car guy. Still listen to the radio show nearly every week. I've had a number of toys and projects over the years but don't at the current time because of the costs of having kids in college. But I hope to get back into something in the next couple years. I subscribe to Hemmings and dream every month about things I'd like to have.

It's crazy the way car prices have shot up recently. I think there will be a correction in them soon.

 

[pensivepoet]

I almost titled it "Click & Clack Car Talk," but I didn't want to come off anymore of a fucking dork than I already do.

A fucking dork?
Hell, you're my new crush!
Nothing beat the '60s ss's
Though the shelby's were hot back then.
I had a 15 yr old gf in hs, a friend of mine from a town over showed up at school with his new 69 nova~hot as hell
My gf grabbed his keys, jumped in and ripped shitties all over the school yard.
I thought my friend was gonna cry
Later, the gf's dad promised her a 69 nova if she'd break up with me. She agreed
A week after she go it, we got drunk and i flipped it end over end at 90 mph
I miss her and the car
Her father still wants me dead
Ha!

 

[jeninifer]

A fucking dork?
Hell, you're my new crush!
Nothing beat the '60s ss's
Though the shelby's were hot back then.
I had a 15 yr old gf in hs, a friend of mine from a town over showed up at school with his new 69 nova~hot as hell
My gf grabbed his keys, jumped in and ripped shitties all over the school yard.
I thought my friend was gonna cry
Later, the gf's dad promised her a 69 nova if she'd break up with me. She agreed
A week after she go it, we got drunk and i flipped it end over end at 90 mph
I miss her and the car
Her father still wants me dead
Ha!

Ha! Please, no crushes.

Did you mean for "I miss her and the car" to seem as ominous as it does?

 

[pensivepoet]

Ha! Please, no crushes.

Did you mean for "I miss her and the car" to seem as ominous as it does?

No we survived, but the car and relationship didn't.
Just as well or we'd both be dead or in prison

 

[jeninifer]

No we survived, but the car and relationship didn't.
Just as well or we'd both be dead or in prison

Well that's good news.

Sorry to hear about the car.

 

[cainm13]

Meow

I seriously read cat talk

 

[ToysAreUs]

ROFL

I seriously can't stop laughing. I also cannot think of another fish pun.

I can ...

 

[jeninifer]

I can ...

Dude. You live and die by the fish pun

 

[ToysAreUs]

Dude. You live and die by the fish pun

Thank you Jeninifer, but no one has answered the question in my signature so far.

 

[jeninifer]

Thank you Jeninifer, but no one has answered the question in my signature so far.

Oh, hell if I know!

I don't eat that shit.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Two .gifs I saved that crack me up every time . . .

This would be so much fun to do on a public street . . .

https://33.media.tumblr.com/234e1f7e962c14b8bdc425b899251664/tumblr_njiftqcs791s02vreo1_400.gif


Road Rage begins early . . .

https://31.media.tumblr.com/7794efcb7f600be883f47e84a66436bd/tumblr_nhb06ajEjm1r3gb3zo1_400.gif

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Can you name the basic car parts?

http://bitecharge.com/play/carparts

I got A+

Certified Auto Part Dealer!

Outstanding! You you NAILED this test! You identified all of the major car parts did better than 99% of the people that have taking this test! You could get a job working at any auto-parts store or car dealership with your vast knowledge of car parts, which will can earn you more than $25 a hour.

A+ That was way too easy.