car lovers?

[dolf]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html

Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.

"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.

"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."

He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."

 

[RoryN]

Ancient news in the States. He's already been on reality TV.

And additional car fuckers have been profiled since.

 

[Tryharder62]

I did not want to know that he was making love to Herbie the Love bug. LOL. I guess if you have enough money the possibilities are endless. Or if you don't have money there is always the junk yard.

 

[SkAoUt]

I remember watching a program about a female olympic archer that was in love with her bow. There is some disorder where people love inanimate objects.

Ah, thanks google.

Objectum Sexuality is the disorder. Her name is Erika Eiffel (She fell out of love with Lance [the bow] and presumably changed her last name when she fell in love with The Eiffel tower).

 

[dolf]

cars? bows?

it makes my hand fetish seem perfectly normal.

 

[Byron In Exile]

cars? bows?

it makes my hand fetish seem perfectly normal.

But you drive on wrong side of the road!

How can anyone feel good about that?

You shift with the right hand.

 

[dolf]

i don't shift at all. if i were to shift, it would be left handed.

 

[neci]

i taught myself the stick.

never fucked it.

 

[Byron In Exile]

i don't shift at all. if i were to shift, it would be left handed.

Well thank the gods, because you run cars into lamp-posts.

You treat cars worse than I do my feet.

 

[dolf]

i would never fuck your feet!

 

[Byron In Exile]

i would never fuck your feet!

I would never ask you to. I haven't a sexual opinion of them.

However: the car's stick shift is in the center of the vehicle.

And, from there, we can get into the back of the car and have sex like rabbits.

 

[Disgustipated]

I would never ask you to. I haven't a sexual opinion of them.

However: the car's stick shift is in the center of the vehicle.

And, from there, we can get into the back of the car and have sex like rabbits.

Oh, shut up.

 

[dolf]

how big is your stick?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Oh, shut up.

You first, Luke.

 

[Disgustipated]

You first, Luke.

And you're a dwarf. hahaha.

 

[Byron In Exile]

how big is your stick?

I know that hitting the cervix tends to kill the moment...