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[Guest]

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2001/05/images/1120_turkPrez.jpg

Bush muses - Hmmmm. Once cooked, turkey will keep for three to four days in the refrigerator. Carve all of the meat from a turkey carcass and wrap and store it within two hours of removing the bird from the oven. Always store turkey, gravy, and stuffing separately. (Gravy and stuffing should be used within two days; bring leftover gravy to a rolling boil before serving.) You can also freeze leftover turkey, stuffing, and gravy for up to a month. Wrap the turkey securely in freezer paper or heavy-duty aluminum foil. . .

Um - yes, my fellow Americans - what was the question?

 

[impressive]

Try this one ...

It's time to resume poking fun at the imbecile! (As Twain said: "The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.")

http://www.disinfotainmenttoday.com/hell/turkey.jpg

 

[steve w]

First photo -

"You voted for me in Florida HOW many times? Gee, thanks"


Second photo -

"Jeez Dubya, at least Bill's was a real woman"

 

[SensualCealy]

2nd Photo~

"Now thats a big Howdy doody for ya!"

 

[dreampilot79]

"I wonder if a stay of execution is warrented in this situation?

My problem is I'm not quite sure which turkey should be saying this... the one on the left or the one on the right

 

[Guest]

"I wonder if a stay of execution is warrented in this situation?

My problem is I'm not quite sure which turkey should be saying this... the one on the left or the one on the right

 

[Guest]

Re: Try this one ...

It's time to resume poking fun at the imbecile! (As Twain said: "The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.")

http://www.disinfotainmenttoday.com/hell/turkey.jpg

"stunned by the untowards movements of the turkey, G.W. was a bit put out that beastiality in the white house was now a matter of public record"

 

[Guest]

Oh my.

This one's obvious.




Gobble. Gobble.








Ewwwwwwww

 

[TheEarl]

Re: Oh my.

This one's obvious.




Gobble. Gobble.








Ewwwwwwww

Go and stand in the corner and think about what you've said!

<sniggers>

The Earl

 

[eric shawn listo]

First photo:

"Nice waddle! Have you seen my Dick Chain-y?"

Second photo:

"Good. Now pull real hard."

 

[gauchecritic]

Re: Try this one ...

http://www.disinfotainmenttoday.com/hell/turkey.jpg

You've found weapons of what in there?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

http://www.disinfotainmenttoday.com/hell/turkey.jpg

"...and I thought I couldn't feel any sorrier for your wife. Boy, was I ever wrong."

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Oh my.

Go and stand in the corner and think about what you've said!

<sniggers>

The Earl

(Would that be before or after my spanking?)

 

[TheEarl]

Re: Re: Re: Oh my.

(Would that be before or after my spanking?)

In the intermission .

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Oh my.

In the intermission .

The Earl

Yum.

 

[TheEarl]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Oh my.

Yum.

Did I tell you to move? Right that's ten more spanks for you, young missy.

The Earl

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Ihttp://www.disinfotainmenttoday.com/hell/turkey.jpg

Karl! We're having a spot of trouble with your Dove of Peace!

 

[lilith1979]

First one:

Yes, almighty turkey, I will do anything you say.

Second one

Cock-a-doodle-do!

-or-

Turkey says: "Does anyone have a microscope?"