Caption Contest!!!

[TiedbyChris]

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He ain't heavy ..... he's my brother

 

[kendra1980]

"The pan's in the wrong place!"

This one made me laugh out loud.

 

[sno_22]

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After several unsuccessful tries at creating a "How to Give a Sponge Bath" video with real patients*, a dummy was used.


*Said videos can currently be viewed on youporn.

 

[IhateClowns]

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Alice decided she wanted to see once and for all exactly where chocolate milk came from

 

[glasspenguin]

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After the accident Stretch Armstrong was left completely paralyzed from the neck down. Were it not for the love and devotion of his wife, Jean, he would have all but given up hope.

 

[IhateClowns]

http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/9153/caption10221.jpg

Nope my tits aren't here either!

 

[daus42]

http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/9153/caption10221.jpg

Since I can't sing- maybe Simon will go for this!!!

 

[Wyld52771]

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"George always wanted a woman who he could have sex with who could ride him in cowgirl position while having the ability to lick his balls at the same time...he'd given up hope on finding that special girl, until he met Gabrielle..."



~Wyld

 

[fathom7]

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Nope my tits aren't here either!

That made me chuckle. Thanks {{{IHC}}}

Ahem.

The University of Montana had to suspend the cheerleading squad owing to their exuberance in Spelling out the name physically during halftime.

 

[IhateClowns]

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Yoga instructor Beatrice keeps wondering why no one ever attends her classes.

 

[Wings27]

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It doesn't matter what you do, it is always cheapened by hooker shoes.

 

[IhateClowns]

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Sally was tired of everyone telling her to kiss their ass. So she decided to see what the fuss was all about

 

[IhateClowns]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/5007/caption05050.jpg

 

[IhateClowns]

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This proves it. If you have COBRA help insurance you might as well just go fuck yourself

 

[daus42]

What comes around - goes around.

 

[IhateClowns]

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If I could do that to myself, I would never leave the couch. Might fall of of it a few times, but would never leave it

 

[IhateClowns]

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This is why even Jesus shouldn't be on Facebook. All of your dirty secrets will eventually get exposed!!

 

[Wings27]

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"Some people just never believe what they're told, John felt the need to test out the fact that his banana hammock was not flammable."

 

[Wyld52771]

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(Nat King Cole singing) "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...."

 

[IhateClowns]

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Concerned about the cold weather and his hot new date. Tim decided to take a drastic measure to ummmmm "warm things up"

 

[daus42]

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Concerned about the cold weather and his hot new date. Tim decided to take a drastic measure to ummmmm "warm things up"

Brown and serve?

 

[IhateClowns]

Brown and serve?

He is breaking all kinds of health codes because of the lack of hair net

 

[IhateClowns]

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/6132/caption12070.jpg

 

[IhateClowns]

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/6132/caption12070.jpg

 

[IhateClowns]

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