Caption Contest!!!

[IhateClowns]

Sorry have been traveling all day. Nothing like being in a hotel....UGH

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[IhateClowns]

Sorry have been traveling all day. Nothing like being in a hotel....UGH

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Sadly baby Timmy realized at an early age that his parents would be frequent Literotica thread posters will AVs that are not truly them

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Sorry have been traveling all day. Nothing like being in a hotel....UGH

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The mother was all smiles, but knew deep down she wasn't sure exactly who the father was....

 

[IhateClowns]

Sorry have been traveling all day. Nothing like being in a hotel....UGH

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The face on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (have no clue what thir names are sorry) shows that maybe the gentleman on the left might have more than just his hands on him

 

[IhateClowns]

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[fathom7]

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When Daniel and Denise agreed to use a surrogate for their child -- they had no idea -- yet -- thanks to recessive genes -- things worked out OK.

 

[IhateClowns]

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Baby Earl realized at an early age that divorcing his parents was an inevitability

 

[IhateClowns]

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[glasspenguin]

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Fritz: Und vat do you tink of mein newest verk of genius?
Bob: Well... It's a think piece- and I think I'm going to vomit...

 

[NattyBumppo]

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Pictures from the Taffy Apple company Christmas party were inadvertently posted on the internet today, causing the owner endless grief...

 

[kendra1980]

Pictures from the Taffy Apple company Christmas party were inadvertently posted on the internet today, causing the owner endless grief...

SNORT...BAD.

 

[Wyld52771]

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"Leonardo was pleased as hell when he thought he was the father, and made his friend Joe the godfather...all went well, until his wife took him on Maury, and DNA testing revealed Joe as the father...then Leonardo ninja kicked Joe's skull in..."


~Wyld

 

[Wyld52771]

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"Being "Baby New Year" had been the highlight of Chuck's life...it had all went to hell since then...so, over 50 years later, he found himself trying to re-live his past glory, to the chagrin of his family and friends..."


~Wyld

 

[IhateClowns]

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SWM into partying and loves animals. Loves long walks on the beach. Sunrises and hugs. Especially with my shirt off. Looking for a good woman with an endless supply of razors and lint rollers. Serious inquiries only please

 

[fathom7]

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Teddy and his favorite human companion enjoy the goodness of a little breast milk so much -- they even dress alike.

 

[Wings27]

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Sometimes you should just say "no" to that last shot of tequila.

 

[IhateClowns]

Sometimes you should just say "no" to that last shot of tequila.

or yes if you are in the room watching it go down.

 

[Guest]

Just another example of the drunken shananigans of Santa's younger brother.

 

[Pinktacokitty]

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GOT MILK it does a bi polar good........

 

[IhateClowns]

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[daus42]

Amanda Huggenkiss, the inventor of the first anatomically correct crash test dummy, checks to see if Ralph will ever be the same.

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[Wyld52771]

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"Pinocchio loved his new girlfriend because, not only was she cute, and give a helluva good blowjob, but she also gave him sponge-baths every day..."


~Wyld

 

[katbound]

"The pan's in the wrong place!"

 

[Guest]

"I'm a real boy."

 

[fathom7]

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In an effort to recycle the old First Aid dolls -- Kelly takes a shot at showing how to "blow them up".