Caption Contest!!!

[IhateClowns]

Note to self... don't ever tell your Granny there is a sh*t storm coming your way... they take that kind of stuff literally.

 

[msmaggie]

Great thread. I have nothing witty to add, but thanks for the giggles...

 

[IhateClowns]

Great thread. I have nothing witty to add, but thanks for the giggles...

Well thank you MS. M but I know there is some wit in there. I have read it numerous times before. I will post another pic tomorrow and see what the response is. Take it day by day and see what happens as to continue it or not.

 

[MrEd63]

Ok so you don't win anything, but my admiration for your sense of humor. I saw this on another board and thought I would try it here. I will try and put up a different picture every day. You guys come up with the funny captions.

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/8112/caption022260.jpg





Glastonbury village store starts stockpiling ready for festival

 

[Guest]

What the Heaven's Gate Cult really thought heaven looked like.

 

[IhateClowns]

Thanks to everyone who responded to the first one. Great stuff. Very funny. Here we go with the second one.

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/8338/caption06191.jpg

 

[IhateClowns]

Mitchel was very pissed to see that Leonard wore DRAWSTRING pants on their double virtual prom dates. He promised him that they would dress up for the event.

 

[NattyBumppo]

Thanks to everyone who responded to the first one. Great stuff. Very funny. Here we go with the second one.

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/8338/caption06191.jpg

Aging Dead Heads seek an even more virtual reality, hoping to reunite with Jerry Garcia.

 

[fathom7]

Thanks to everyone who responded to the first one. Great stuff. Very funny. Here we go with the second one.

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/8338/caption06191.jpg

Won't Dad and Uncle Henry be surprised when they wake up and find out we've hooked them on heroin?"

 

[IhateClowns]

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/8338/caption06191.jpg

Sometimes you just have to be your own man and separate yourself by going with drawstring pants

 

[Guest]

The Mullet-Tron 2000 was a smash-hit at the Hicks County Jamboree.

 

[ShyDahlia]

Tweedledum and Tweedledee get a modern makeover. Gotta be relevant!

 

[IhateClowns]

This is dying a quick death..LOL Will try again. Here is the one for today

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/6752/iceskatingaccident.jpg

 

[limiwa]

This is dying a quick death..LOL Will try again. Here is the one for today

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/6752/iceskatingaccident.jpg

kama-Heimlich on ice. woooooooo

 

[Icey*Fire]

And now ladies and gentlemen....a new category in Olympic Figure Skating...
the Upside-Down Heimlich-Maneuver.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

This is dying a quick death..LOL Will try again. Here is the one for today

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/6752/iceskatingaccident.jpg

I don't think this is what he meant when he suggested that she give him head while they did 69.

 

[fathom7]

In an experiment gone horribly wrong -- the WWE finds that ice and wrestling are a bad combination.

 

[IhateClowns]

Darwins theory being proven once again...

 

[fathom7]

This is dying a quick death..LOL Will try again. Here is the one for today

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/6752/iceskatingaccident.jpg

No No. Not 49 -- 69!

 

[dunk_911]

This is dying a quick death..LOL Will try again. Here is the one for today

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/6752/iceskatingaccident.jpg

Kidding I think its an amazing thread idea.

anyway my caption is, All he wanted was for her to give head....

 

[Guest]

The last thing Jean-Pierre thought when his partner bounced his head off the ice was: "Good thing ice reduces swelling."

 

[IhateClowns]

Drunk Tawnya Harding mistakeningly thought her boyfriend Fred was her vibrator

 

[Pinktacokitty]

This is dying a quick death..LOL Will try again. Here is the one for today

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/6752/iceskatingaccident.jpg

And the winner of the' so ya want between my legs contest' get his prize......

 

[IhateClowns]

Taking an old version of 'scratch-n-sniff' to an all new level

 

[IhateClowns]

Thanks for all of those that have been replying

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/843/caption06250.jpg