Capital Region NY

[Guest]

Greetings oh frozen ones.

Another day of no cigarettes, I was ready to go outside and jog when it hit me.........9.3 Deg. F. and windy.....so much for running today.

I will just do meditation and yoga......ohhhhhhmmmmm...........ohhhhhhmmmmm.

 

[silkynsmooth]

Re: Greetings oh frozen ones.

Another day of no cigarettes, I was ready to go outside and jog when it hit me.........9.3 Deg. F. and windy.....so much for running today.

I will just do meditation and yoga......ohhhhhhmmmmm...........ohhhhhhmmmmm.

Ok tomorrow is D Day for me....I hope I dont' start chanting like Sky...if I do...oh boy we're in trouble.

Huugggssss hope your all having a great day and keeping warm!!!

RNR I know tonight is your darts night...knock em dead...ummm literally hun...hugggss and kissssssssssss.....we need to talk soon *winks*

Silky

 

[Guest]

D-Day.

Throw out the ashtrays, take the anti-oxidents, toss away all the tobacco, join a local Nicotine Anonymous group if necessary, you can do it...........just practice deep breathing exercises...........drink at least 1 gallon of water a day........and tell the kids if they see cigarettes sitting around run water on them!

one day at a time for staying stopped.

Use the patches if necessary.

You can do it.

 

[allin]

i have to move further upstate to be with my people
i had a nice fire going this weekend...got to love that
i wanted to go out and jog but used the treadmill instead

 

[silkynsmooth]

i have to move further upstate to be with my people
i had a nice fire going this weekend...got to love that
i wanted to go out and jog but used the treadmill instead

Good morning all - get ready for more snow...argghhhhhh I am sooo ready for warm weather....anyone wanna run away????

Allin - good seeing you again...who are your people???

Sky - keep up the good work...not sure how i'm going to do until things settle down just a little here.

RNR - hugggggggggggsss and kissssssssssss sweetie. Have a great day and maybe tonight we can hook up....or not.

Silky

 

[allin]

you are

as sexual spirts i wanna be in with you guys and if i can lend any encouragement for anybody quiting smoking just ask...i had a whole fammily of smokers and some of them now have cancer or are now recovering from it the big c

 

[allin]

Good morning all - get ready for more snow...argghhhhhh I am sooo ready for warm weather....anyone wanna run away????

Allin - good seeing you again...who are your people???

Sky - keep up the good work...not sure how i'm going to do until things settle down just a little here.

RNR - hugggggggggggsss and kissssssssssss sweetie. Have a great day and maybe tonight we can hook up....or not.

Silky

I am up for runnning away to someplace with heat and no snow for at least a little while....where to?

it's supposed to start snowing here today through wednesday

 

[allin]

2 nuns

There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight
and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most?
What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing.
He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried
about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened.
I started to run as fast as I could and
he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster
than man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
say two Hail Marys!

 

[allin]

making love

MAKING LOVE



The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife, I

go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a

da bed in ecstacy."



The Frenchman replies, "Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love

with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick za soles of

her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure

ecstasy."



The redneck says, "That ain't nothing buddy. When I've finished porkin the

ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my pecker on

the curtains. She hits the freakin ceiling!"

 

[Guest]

Re: 2 nuns

There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight
and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most?
What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing.
He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried
about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened.
I started to run as fast as I could and
he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster
than man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
say two Hail Marys!

____________________________________________________

Now that is nun sense!

 

[allin]

Re: Re: 2 nuns

ok...that hurt...bad

____________________________________________________

Now that is nun sense!

 

[silkynsmooth]

Re: Re: Re: 2 nuns

ok...that hurt...bad

OMG Allin - still laughing here...thanks....

Hope all are having a great day!!!

Stay warm and out of snow

Silky

 

[allin]

the pleasure

The pleasure dear lady is all mine.....for now

 

[silkynsmooth]

Re: the pleasure

The pleasure dear lady is all mine.....for now

for now??? You leaving us?

 

[allin]

oh, no

i am hoping it will be more than just me being pleasured

 

[silkynsmooth]

Re: oh, no

i am hoping it will be more than just me being pleasured

ohhh ohhh.... oh my...hehehe sorry blonde moment there!!!

 

[allin]

welll thats all right

they say blondes have more fun but i don't beleive that hair dictates the fun and adventure factor...i beleive its the sex drive

 

[silkynsmooth]

Re: welll thats all right

they say blondes have more fun but i don't beleive that hair dictates the fun and adventure factor...i beleive its the sex drive

You are soo right...and plus I'm a red head

 

[allin]

Re: Re: welll thats all right

You are soo right...and plus I'm a red head

Every where?

 

[silkynsmooth]

Re: Re: Re: welll thats all right

Every where?

LMAO - yes everywhere....

 

[Guest 2]

SILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

 

[allin]

cani....

may i pretty please see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[silkynsmooth]

SILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

geeshhh he asked i answered...shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh womannnnnn...and HM say's bye PITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[silkynsmooth]

Re: cani....

may i pretty please see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, now, down big fella....geeshhh i'm not easy. Oh wait maybe I am....*grins*

 

[allin]

well

you don't have to be easy i'll be easy for you