can't be arsed to find the old thread

[gauchecritic]

There was a thread which had jokes along the lines of Two people walk into a bar... I couldn't be arsed to look it up so...

My tallest son texted me this one last night.


a^2 + b^2 - 2bc/cos a, walked into a pub and said to the barman; "Do you do sandwiches here mate?"

The barman replied...


















"Sorry, we don't cater for functions."

 

[Guest]

First I've looked in on the AH in a day and a half. Good larf.

yaters, Perdita

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I think the one you liked so well was Einstein Jokees.

Very funny stuff, Gauche.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Gaucho, here's my contribution to maths humour:

Q: How do you tell that you are in the hands of the Mathematical Mafia?
A: They make you an offer that you can't understand.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary math, and those who don't.


Perdita

 

[Guest]

LOL P

kinda like

5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions

 

[Guest]

Here's a groaner

If you have young kids in the house, you know this one.

Why is six scared of seven?














Because Seven Eight Nine.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.


Or was that in the unarsed thread?