Cancel Christmas

[Kuntmode]

Christmas is a time when deep down, most people fucking hate it.
The pubs are shut. Everything is just about closed. The roads are empty like a fucking atomic bomb has just been dropped. In houses all over the world, people exchange gifts and pull faces that appear to be happy, but are really only for face value. The TV is filled with Christmas stories, Bible bashers and fucking Christmas carol sing-alongs.

How many of you receive that gift from a family member, look at it once, then toss it to one side with all of the other crap you have either already got, or have no use for?

Example = "Oh Gee! Thanks mother! I really was worried I wouldn't get another pair of socks. Oh and thanks for the hankerchief's to wipe the cum off my girlfriends face in the morning."

Yes Christmas is all about giving and receiving. Thankfully I don't need to buy anything. I ask my girlfriend to open her mouth. I give her my cock. She receives my load.

Merry Christmas cunts!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Well, you are full of Christmas cheer, lol

 

[Kuntmode]

n/a

What do they do in New Zealand for Christmas?

Wrap up sheep

 

[Guest]

Re: n/a

What do they do in New Zealand for Christmas?

Wrap up sheep

In the words of Homer Simpson - BE MORE FUNNY!

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Since when has Christmas TV been filled with Christmas programs and carol singing? (Queen's speech excepted.)

It's always war films on at Christmas time.

Never figured out why they do that.

 

[Kuntmode]

Re: Re: n/a

In the words of Homer Simpson - BE MORE FUNNY!

In the words of Kuntmode - FUCK YOU!

 

[Guest]

Christmas is a time when deep down, most people fucking hate it.
The pubs are shut. Everything is just about closed. The roads are empty like a fucking atomic bomb has just been dropped. In houses all over the world, people exchange gifts and pull faces that appear to be happy, but are really only for face value. The TV is filled with Christmas stories, Bible bashers and fucking Christmas carol sing-alongs.

How many of you receive that gift from a family member, look at it once, then toss it to one side with all of the other crap you have either already got, or have no use for?

Example = "Oh Gee! Thanks mother! I really was worried I wouldn't get another pair of socks. Oh and thanks for the hankerchief's to wipe the cum off my girlfriends face in the morning."

Yes Christmas is all about giving and receiving. Thankfully I don't need to buy anything. I ask my girlfriend to open her mouth. I give her my cock. She receives my load.

Merry Christmas cunts!

hahahahaha now that is funny