shmily
Literotica Guru
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- Oct 29, 2001
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Nope!
Can you change the oil in your car?
yes!
can you change a tire?
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Nope!
Can you change the oil in your car?
Nope!
Can you change the oil in your car?

I can, but I don't any longer. I have Toyotacare...
Can you do epoxy and gelcoat work on a sailboat?
I can, but I don't any longer. I have Toyotacare...
Can you do epoxy and gelcoat work on a sailboat?
No. But I'll bring some wine and watch you do it. I'm sure I can learn.
Can you usually find your way with just verbal directions?
Yes, if given landmarks.
Can you watch Dumb and Dumber and nnot laugh?
Most certainly. I mostly groan and roll my eyes.
Can you watch a sad movie and not cry like a baby?
Yeah...now, I have noticed that I get a lot of dust in my eyes during certain movies. Not sure why...
Can you hide your emotions well?
No.Yeah...now, I have noticed that I get a lot of dust in my eyes during certain movies. Not sure why...
Can you hide your emotions well?
It takes work. My face tends to give me away.
Can you lie convincingly?
No It's easier to remember the truth.It takes work. My face tends to give me away.
Can you lie convincingly?
Ha, same answer...it takes work...I'm not a good liar.
can you usually tell if someone is lying to you?
No It's easier to remember the truth.
Do you make up lies?
Yes, I have an excellent bullshit detector.
Can you waste time effectively?
Generally not. I'm basically an honest guy.
LMAO...very effectively! And most of it on Lit!
Can you manage your time well?
I can't but I usually don't.
Can you meet a deadline?
I do it all the time.
Can you enforce a deadline?
I can't but I usually don't.
Can you meet a deadline?
I do all the time.![]()
Can you remember the last time you had a day off??
I only missed one deadline...even after the publisher gave me a 3 month extension. That cost me![]()
Can you imagine leading a country?
Yeah, I try to take one nearly once a week.
Yup, I have a good imagination. But I don't think I want to.
Can you say no?
Yeah, I try to take one nearly once a week.
Yup, I have a good imagination. But I don't think I want to.
Can you say no?
Damn straight
Can you build stuff
Yes. I'm quite good at it in fact.
Yes.
Can you create in VR?
Nope. I do some programming, but nothing that sophisticated.
Can you remember punch cards?

Nope. I do some programming, but nothing that sophisticated.
Can you remember punch cards?
Not quite, I know OF them but never used them.
Can you remember mix tapes?![]()
Sadly yes
Can you remember using DOS?