Can you....? ver2

I can do a great Sean Connery. And no one else.
More than me. And you should really post that on one of the audio threads sometime. :)

Can you play tennis?

I can. I love playing tennis. And I make that little skirt look good. :cattail:

(I do Jager mixed with this Blue Agave energy drink. Sounds weird, but it's gooooooood!)

Can you shoot a bow and arrow? If so, can you get close to center on the target?

I know, two questions...
 
Not jager.., ouzo?

MHmmm match voice? Not sure. When singing along with them? Yes

Can you remember the date you lost your virginity?
(Did you write it down someplace?)

Oops,,, as you were you two

Keep flirting

I remember. Boy do I remember.

I used to be able to shoot one. But no. Poorly.

Distracted by the skirt image...









Can you...




Make pizza from scratch?
 
I remember. Boy do I remember.

I used to be able to shoot one. But no. Poorly.

Distracted by the skirt image...









Can you...




Make pizza from scratch?


Not if you count the dough.

Can you read music notation?
 
I remember. Boy do I remember.

I used to be able to shoot one. But no. Poorly.

Distracted by the skirt image...

What? This old thing??

https://media.kohlsimg.com/is/image/kohls/3253881_Peach_Peri_Spring_Fest?wid=240&hei=240&op_sharpen=1




Can you...

Make pizza from scratch?
I can! Crust and all that. Wait, not the meats. I buy those. And I buy the cheese. I do make my own sauce, though. That's gotta count for something, yes??

Can you use a sewing machine?
 
What? This old thing??

https://media.kohlsimg.com/is/image/kohls/3253881_Peach_Peri_Spring_Fest?wid=240&hei=240&op_sharpen=1





I can! Crust and all that. Wait, not the meats. I buy those. And I buy the cheese. I do make my own sauce, though. That's gotta count for something, yes??

Can you use a sewing machine?

If dough is money, it can be counted, though.

I can, but only the top part. Never figured out the bottom one. I just play by ear.


LOL. Meats and cheeses.... good point.

I cannot use a sewing machine. Pretty good with buttons though.


Can you use photoshop?
 
~nods~ That's a handy skill.



Never have. But I can use filters pretty well. I like the kitty cat one best. :cattail:

Can you stay up all night? (I cannot. Have fun!)
I can and have... never for anything important. Last time was playing Fallout 4.

Do you eat ass?
 
I can't remember my current cellphone number... So, no.

Can you remember the first and last name of everyone you've had sex with?

Sorta maybe almost but not willing to take a test.

Can you dance like no one is watching?
 
I do zumba classes... So maybe... Not sure anyone watches me.

Can you play an instrument?

Skin Flute would be the ideal stock Lit answer but so far as things that make music, I just don’t get how anyone does it.


Can you remember how to program the VCR you probably stashed in a closet in case that streaming thing never works out?
 
Skin Flute would be the ideal stock Lit answer but so far as things that make music, I just don’t get how anyone does it.


Can you remember how to program the VCR you probably stashed in a closet in case that streaming thing never works out?

No, never do streaming anyway. Can you change a tire? Have you?
 
No, never do streaming anyway. Can you change a tire? Have you?

EZ-PZ I can go from flat to riding in about six minutes on my bike, a little longer if I have to repair a tube.

Can you determine the correct magnetic declination for the location you are currently in?
 
EZ-PZ I can go from flat to riding in about six minutes on my bike, a little longer if I have to repair a tube.

Can you determine the correct magnetic declination for the location you are currently in?

If I have a copy of Bowditch or Eldrige.
Can you tie a bowline?
 
I don't know how.

Can you do simple math..sums and subtractions in your head?

Spent 40 years in retail, add, subtract, %, net, gross. Can't remember squat after 10 seconds though.

Can you sing the Star Spangled Banner?
 
Spent 40 years in retail, add, subtract, %, net, gross. Can't remember squat after 10 seconds though.

Can you sing the Star Spangled Banner?

Like a lark. All I have to do is get kavanaughed (shit faced) enough to start feeling attractive, interesting and entitled so I can moleste every note as much as I like.

Can you figure out if the ratio of licorice jellybeans proportional or are they just slipping in more of the least expensive ingredient?
 
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Like a lark. All I have to do is get kavanaughed (shit faced) enough to start feeling attractive, interesting and entitled so I can moleste every note as much as I like.

Can you figure out if the ratio of licorice jellybeans proportional or are they just slipping in more of the least expensive ingredient?

I'm of the opinion that all licorice is evil nasty stuff

can you follow a recipe and cook something from a cookbook or TV cooking show??
 
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