Todd-'o'-Vision
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Can you ladies tell when he has had his cock surgically altered?
Can you tell the difference between real penises and fake
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lovetoread
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I need pics to make a real decision. 
alexandraaah
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Todd-'o'-Vision said:
*going to marieclaire.com to find out*
that's what the article was about, right?
Todd-'o'-Vision
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MissTaken said:Fake penises require 2 AA batteries. If you use Energizer batteries, the damn thing keeps
going
and
going
and
going.
Top that with your real penis! I dare you !
I bet I could I can masterbate for hours and have many many many orgasm aeaging right now on a slow night one every 15 minutes and stay hard after each one
lovetoread
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Todd-'o'-Vision said:
Do we get to see this? Pics or video will do.
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MissTaken said:
You wouldn't make it with a real, live woman helping you along.
Hours? I think not!
I'll have to let you know when i get that oportunity
Todd-'o'-Vision
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lovetoread said:
Do we get to see this? Pics or video will do.
i would have to think an 8 hour unedited tape of me jerking would get really boring really fast
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MissTaken said:
LMAO!
That was gonna be my reply....real ones don't take batteries. I have several "fake" ones, and Yep, I can tell the difference!
monster666
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Okay, how's this: I can dip mine in beer and then make it puke.
MissTaken said:Fake penises require 2 AA batteries. If you use Energizer batteries, the damn thing keeps
going
and
going
and
going.
Top that with your real penis! I dare you !
MechaBlade
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MissTaken said:Fake penises require 2 AA batteries. If you use Energizer batteries, the damn thing keeps
going
and
going
and
going.
Top that with your real penis! I dare you !
No problem. I, too, keep going and going...
MechaBlade
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How can I compete with the fake ones?
I don't vibrate!
but I can thrust back and forth, and back and forth, and up and down, and up and down, and in and out, and in and out. And I can moan an scream, and grab you and throw you around. Sit you on my lap and bounce you up and down. Thrust into your body hard with my hips, and make you cum until you dont want to cum any more.
I also shoot a white gooey liquid!
Laz
I don't vibrate!
but I can thrust back and forth, and back and forth, and up and down, and up and down, and in and out, and in and out. And I can moan an scream, and grab you and throw you around. Sit you on my lap and bounce you up and down. Thrust into your body hard with my hips, and make you cum until you dont want to cum any more.
I also shoot a white gooey liquid!
Laz
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Number one s/o claims it's hard for her to tell the difference when they're both covered with chocalate syrup, whipped cream, and a cherry. RF
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monster666
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JailBait said:
Aw shucks, it's just one of those sophomoric schoolboy tricks.
Todd-'o'-Vision said:
i'd buy a copy...i love watching men jack off.....
you've already got the name of the production compnay...Todd-O-Vision....or maybe it could be Todd-O-Jism....or Jack-O-Toddm...
<flashing to ronco slicer dicer commercial but with you hawking your jackoff vid, pulling vibe outta your briefcase>......"but wait..that's not all...you'll also receive this 6 inch cheapo-depot vibrator....for FREE!"......
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Serioously rolling on the floor laughing out loudGinny said:
