Can you beat my fantasies?

[jeff_is_smiling]

My first fantasy....go back about 15 years in time and have Cheryl Ladd swallow me whole on the Love Boat....

Second fantasy...present time one.....both Catherine Zeta Jones and Liv Tyler mud wrestle for the honor of going down on me....

OK, who's got a better one?

 

[modest mouse]

better

 

[Spinaroonie]

I have a fantasy in which I wrap a piece of bacon around my cock and have sex with it then marry it after a long engagement.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

spin has you beaten badly

 

[Minkey Boodle]

I could beat Catherine Zeta and Liv Tyler, sure.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Oh sure....

I have a fantasy in which I wrap a piece of bacon around my cock and have sex with it then marry it after a long engagement.

Someone HAD to throw in some bacon....sheesh, you try and set a post of high integrity in here and someone has to cheat to win...

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Re: Oh sure....

Someone HAD to throw in some bacon....sheesh, you try and set a post of high integrity in here and someone has to cheat to win...

all he needed was a mention of lard and I'd whacked off sitting here....

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

lol

I could beat Catherine Zeta and Liv Tyler, sure.

Perhaps some more details could make that fantasy of yours more readable for the rest of us?...

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

OK, that's not bad too...

better

Note to rolodex...remember to have fruit handy next time a woman comes over

 

[Spinaroonie]

why aren't you smiling in your av?

 

[Guest]

I have a fantasy in which I wrap a piece of bacon around my cock and have sex with it then marry it after a long engagement.

what, no Spam? I suppose you're too good for Spam huh?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

actually, I am....

why aren't you smiling in your av?

But without a digital camera and with the shitty webcam, that's the best quality I can get for a pic....besides, any clearer pic and everyone can see my ugly face...where's the fun in that?

 

[marksgirl]

Brad Pitt/Marksgirl/Mel Gibson sandwich. Yep that one does it for me.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

We need more information, I think....

Brad Pitt/Marksgirl/Mel Gibson sandwich. Yep that one does it for me.

Who's on top? Who in which openings? Who's tied down?

 

[CoolidgEffect]

I have a fantasy in which I wrap a piece of bacon around my cock and have sex with it then marry it after a long engagement.

Kevin Bacon was on TV last night. Are you stalking him too?

 

[marksgirl]

Re: We need more information, I think....

Who's on top? Who in which openings? Who's tied down?

As long as I'm in the middle I don't care! *lol*

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Re: Re: We need more information, I think....

As long as I'm in the middle I don't care! *lol*

I guess that is understandable....I will try and arrange that for you...just hang loose..lol...

 

[marksgirl]

Re: Re: Re: We need more information, I think....

I guess that is understandable....I will try and arrange that for you...just hang loose..lol...

Loose is not what I want it to be if you can arrange that!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Re: Re: Re: Re: We need more information, I think....

Loose is not what I want it to be if you can arrange that!

Got a sudden lump in my pants at that response....thank you..I needed one...lol

 

[marksgirl]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: We need more information, I think....

Got a sudden lump in my pants at that response....thank you..I needed one...lol

 

[PepperminTrish]

Re: Re: Re: Re: We need more information, I think....

Loose is not what I want it to be if you can arrange that!

Oh gawd, that made me choke on my candy!!!

 

[marksgirl]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: We need more information, I think....

Oh gawd, that made me choke on my candy!!!

Sorry doll, but really if he could arrange that you would not want to be loose would you?

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: We need more information, I think....

 

[Dr. B Evil]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: We need more information, I think....

Oh gawd, that made me choke on my candy!!!

How I'd love to taste that candy!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

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