I've been experimenting with a dildo in my ass, and I can get about four or five inches in before it seems to hit a barrier. I don't know whether it is a turn in my bowel or what. Has anyone else experienced this and what should I do to penetrate deeper?
Can someone help me get this dildo all the way up my ass?
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Sweetdaisymae
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Is there any pain? Do not push into pain!
Have you used lots of lube?
Have you tried a slimmer dildo? Just some initial thoughts to get u started
Have you used lots of lube?
Have you tried a slimmer dildo? Just some initial thoughts to get u started
There are more flexible "anal explorers" that you may want to try. As the previous poster said, there is a point where the bowel lining gets thinner and the last, very last thing you want to do is perforate a bowel lining. I'm pretty sure that the most sensitive nerve endings are in the anal opening and the first few of inches (for guys) where the prostate is located. Beyond that is only for braging rights. I would imagine the same is probably pretty much true for women. It's the "initial penetration" of the no-no place that's the basic turn on. It should be done for pleasure, not pain.
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I've done thousands of colonoscopies over the years. The rectum is a fairly short segment of bowel, then it becomes the sigmoid colon. The sigmoid colon is S-shaped. The resistance you're feeling is the turn into the sigmoid. It's very dangerous to try to push past that area; you're risking a perforated bowel, surgery, and very likely a trip to ICU.
As we say in the hospital, we're professionals. Do not attempt this stunt at home.
As we say in the hospital, we're professionals. Do not attempt this stunt at home.
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Somewhere out there, a leg-humper is furiously wanking to this.
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He can come to my endoscopy lab. I'll arrange for him to have a free colonoscopy - sans anesthesia, of course. We'll see if he's still wanking after the procedure.
He can come to my endoscopy lab. I'll arrange for him to have a free colonoscopy - sans anesthesia, of course. We'll see if he's still wanking after the procedure.
Just how many PM did that generate? hehehehe
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Honestly, more lube is probably all you need. Good luck
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As shocking as it may seem - none. LOL I've seen the biggest, toughest men freak out during colonoscopies without anesthesia. They usually can't take the pain. Interestingly enough, the women usually do better.
My husband got a tour of our endo department one night after I finished procedures. He saw the scopes hanging in the cabinet. (There was no kink involved. lol) He just looked at the colonoscopes and said HELL NO! He finally saw the tiniest scope, and told me, ok, I could put that one in his ass. When I laughed, he asked where it really goes. In the nose and down into the lungs.
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As shocking as it may seem - none. LOL I've seen the biggest, toughest men freak out during colonoscopies without anesthesia. They usually can't take the pain. Interestingly enough, the women usually do better.
oh hell.. lol.. I've seen them freak out from the bowel prep.. ::laughing::
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As shocking as it may seem - none. LOL I've seen the biggest, toughest men freak out during colonoscopies without anesthesia. They usually can't take the pain. Interestingly enough, the women usually do better.
My husband got a tour of our endo department one night after I finished procedures. He saw the scopes hanging in the cabinet. (There was no kink involved. lol) He just looked at the colonoscopes and said HELL NO! He finally saw the tiniest scope, and told me, ok, I could put that one in his ass. When I laughed, he asked where it really goes. In the nose and down into the lungs.
Funny and enlightening! Lol
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The IVs scare them bad enough. Hell, even taking the tape off to REMOVE the IV scares them!
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Very true. Some of us are easily dissuaded.
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One of the last men that I started an IV on - I hadn't even touched him with the needle yet. I simply cleaned his arm with an antiseptic, and he screamed like a little girl. Hell, he screamed when I put the tourniquet on.
Apparently I don't know my own strength.
Apparently I don't know my own strength.
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One of my kids had an appendectomy a couple of months ago. She would have totally LOL'ed at him.One of the last men that I started an IV on - I hadn't even touched him with the needle yet. I simply cleaned his arm with an antiseptic, and he screamed like a little girl. Hell, he screamed when I put the tourniquet on.
Apparently I don't know my own strength.
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One of the last men that I started an IV on - I hadn't even touched him with the needle yet. I simply cleaned his arm with an antiseptic, and he screamed like a little girl. Hell, he screamed when I put the tourniquet on.
Apparently I don't know my own strength.
Apparently. Lol.
Be careful.
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Can she please come to work with me?
When I worked in the OR, I was scrubbing on a case that we were doing on a male patient. I'd finished setting up, so I sat in the corner on a stool while the nurse anesthetist put an epidural in the patient. He squirmed and screamed until the anesthetist stopped in frustration. He asked the patient if he saw the girl sitting in the corner (me). The anesthetist told him he put my epidural in when I had my daughter, and I wasn't that much of a wimp. I just sat there and grinned.
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Its kinda fun the way men behave in the face of pain.
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You enlighten us on 'real' masculine strength...
Don't mess with "Momma" people. She can be a pussy cat or a tiger. You'll have to be careful how you treat her or she'll bite.
BeachMomma
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You enlighten us on 'real' masculine strength...
Women are definitely stronger when the pain of an epidural is a better alternative than the pain of childbirth.
Don't mess with "Momma" people. She can be a pussy cat or a tiger. You'll have to be careful how you treat her or she'll bite.
SHHHHH! I don't bite! I just nibble a little around the edges.
