Can anyone recommend a good couch to fuck?

[eric_erosfan]

Anyone know JD Vance personally? Because a guy that fucks couches definitely has a Lit account.

 

[Escierto]

That squirrelly bastard looks like a couch fucker.

 

[Lazaran]

Anyone know JD Vance personally? Because a guy that fucks couches definitely has a Lit account.

Not sure about the whole couch thing, but Vance DID search for “dolphin - woman” sex, so I suspect Derpy knows J.D. personally.

Derpy = Vance = Creepy.

#Savethedphins

 

[Chernosoth]

Anything with removable cushions would work. Going down on a couch would require something special.

 

[Comshaw]

A long time ago as a 13 YO kid I got a job helping set up the Circus big top tent when it came to town. The pay? Two tickets to the big top show. I was helping two of the carnie roustabouts and they were talking about getting some pussy while they were in town.

One of them said, "Damn! I'm so fucking horny I'd fuck a snake if you'd hold its head."

Kinda' reminds me of something Vance might do.


Comshaw

 

[MajorRewrite]

Vance drew the line at humping a La-Z-Boy couch. He said that would be gay.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Vance drew the line at humping a La-Z-Boy couch. He said that would be gay.

The was lazy boy he fucked was Derpy.

 

[John_von_Neumann]

Speaking of, HesCreepy will be along shortly to defend the couch fucker.