Calling out the boys!!

[KRCummings]

Spread Johnny's lovecraft around?

Yicch.

His Yog-Sothoth got a bad case of Cthulhu.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Spread Johnny's lovecraft around?

Yicch.

Not to worry.

I hear it's safe as long as you don't start fingering yourself immediately afterwards.

 

[CHNOPS]

Not to worry.

I hear it's safe as long as you don't start fingering yourself immediately afterwards.

I'm safe! Since I never stop fingering myself, I don't have to worry about starting afterwards.

 

[KRCummings]

I'm safe! Since I never stop fingering myself, I don't have to worry about starting afterwards.

Ever watch Sons of Anarchy?
There's a character who has his fingers cut off by gangsters because he can't stop playing with himself. He's a good character. Solid comic relief. Anywho...he in no way reminds me of you.

 

[CHNOPS]

Ever watch Sons of Anarchy?
There's a character who has his fingers cut off by gangsters because he can't stop playing with himself. He's a good character. Solid comic relief. Anywho...he in no way reminds me of you.

I've never seen it. Funny that the mob takes a stand on Onanism.

"Hey, Dominic: you gonna let that mook get away with dishonoring the Sabbath? May I remind you what it says in the bible?"

 

[BiTodd]

I don't think the op has been on lit long enough to realize the vindictive, hypocritical nature of the gb posters that I find so much humor in.

My deepest darkest fantasies are so exciting.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I've never seen it. Funny that the mob takes a stand on Onanism.

"Hey, Dominic: you gonna let that mook get away with dishonoring the Sabbath? May I remind you what it says in the bible?"

DOMINIC: "And here I thought the hair on 'is palms wuz a result of a genetic mutation! I mean, his parents are from Three Mile Island! That's the last time anyone strokes or milks sympathy from me!"

 

[butters]

Old Michael went past the pet shop, which was never open, into the park, which was never closed, and the park was full of a very smooth, clean, green grass. So he took off all his clothes and began rubbing his flesh into the wet, clean, green grass. Beneath the ground, dirty brown writhing things called "worms" interpreted the pitter-patter from above as rainfall. Rainfall in worm-world means two things: mating and bath time. Both of these experiences were thoroughly enjoyable to the worm colony. Within seconds, the entire surface of the park was a mass of dirty, brown, soggy, writhing forms. He was still pleased, old Michael, and he began whistling a tune this time to accompany himself. "Jerusalem Boogie" to us, perhaps. But to the birds it meant that supper was ready.

i though you were generous with this posting, byron - and yet the OP failed to thank you for it , or for the nightmares it may induce.

some people lack simple everyday courtesy. *sigh*

 

[Byron In Exile]

i though you were generous with this posting, byron - and yet the OP failed to thank you for it , or for the nightmares it may induce.

some people lack simple everyday courtesy. *sigh*

I know, right?

Makes me glad I didn't spend the time to write it.

 

[butters]

I know, right?

Makes me glad I didn't spend the time to write it.

shoudda gone all mills and boon on her ass

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm fantasizing about a sandwich... crusty bread... prosciutto... provolone... banana peppers... olive oil and balsamic vinegar...


I don't know if I want it squished and toasted or not...

 

[rosco rathbone]

I fantasize about Matt Sweeney getting his head out of his ass. Why did he have to play in Zwan, and why can't he just get back to being the leader of Chavez and releasing awesome kick ass rock records?

I think their window of genius has closed, but while operative they were the finest band in rock.

 

[fluffPE]

I'm fantasizing about a sandwich... crusty bread... prosciutto... provolone... banana peppers... olive oil and balsamic vinegar...


I don't know if I want it squished and toasted or not...

Great! Thanks! Life is hard enough as it is.

 

[Squibbs]

What the fuck are you talking about buddy?? I am a girl asking to hear your secret fantasies, I titled the post "Calling out the boys" to be slightly cute....really don't know what just happened.

Is talk like that really necessary?

It wasn't slightly cute, it was downright pedo talk.

If you enjoy playing with little boys and hearing their father's fantasies, then try a hasbro website or something. Say hi to vetteman while you're there.

 

[BotanyBoy]

What do men fantasize about?

I am looking for some particularly naughty very very secret fantasies. The kind of shit you don't tell anyone even your lover.

Making the heartburn stop....

A functioning back/knee/shoulder....

The cat, shutting the fuck up and not destroying something for 6 consecutive hrs so I can sleep in.

A big ass sandwich with lots of dead animal on it and just a little bit of the green stuff.

And a proper beverage dispenser...
http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4092/5188831105_3a84205770_z.jpg

An allegory med that works without putting me in a coma.

What do you fantasize about

 

[Busybody]

I fantasize about sucking BooTays Boi's nice juicy fat boy clit

 

[BotanyBoy]

I fantasize about sucking BooTays Boi's nice juicy fat boy clit

http://up.xhamster.com/000/033/397/195_1000.jpg

 

[Busybody]

not that one, BooTay

 

[BotanyBoy]

not that one, BooTay

But you said that was the only one you ever wanted!!!

 

[Busybody]

I

Lied

 

[Nomadman]

Bad Kat message me on Yahoo to learn my current fantasy

My Yahoo IM is: nomadman28

 

[islandman]

My Yahoo IM is: nomadman28

Reported to the mods as spam.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Reported to the mods as spam.

Now thats how you cock block...just for the sheer perverse pleasure of it.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Reported to the mods as spam.

No, he's a madman. You could report him 28 times and it won't make a difference.

 

[BadKat135]

Is talk like that really necessary?

It wasn't slightly cute, it was downright pedo talk.

Noted.