Calling all sex-pot Laurel's! Calling all sex-pot Laurel's!

[Sparky Kronkite]

[Okay - nobody answer this thread - except her.....]

Laurel - give me something - your aloofness is driving me mad......

Sex babe..... I want sex. Well, not sex really - but details about you and what turns you on. Your here, Queen of the fucking best erotic board on the Planet - for some reason. And it must have originated with..... sex!!!!

Cum clean babe! A tidbit, or two, or three??????

Let's have it - you kinda owe us - especially your male fan contingent.

We want to know - just like the Enquirer - what, why you found yourself, doing this job and more importantly - what sexually quirks (nobody has quirks just nuances) keep you here and what makes you hot.

And hot your are babe!!!! So......

Ball's in your court. Dare and double dare.

[Bet this is a let down folks, we'll see.]

 

[Guest]

<Peeking my head in and quietly looking around>

[Okay - nobody answer this thread - except her.....]

 

[Rosebud]

*hee hee tiggs...if we are quiet he won't see us...*

 

[CelestialBody]

SPARKY!!!!

 

[Laurel]

[Okay - nobody answer this thread - except her.....]

Laurel - give me something - your aloofness is driving me mad......

Sex babe..... I want sex. Well, not sex really - but details about you and what turns you on. Your here, Queen of the fucking best erotic board on the Planet - for some reason...

...unknown to anyone...lol...

Really, I'm very normal. I don't dress in latex, I don't do the nasty with my relatives, and while I love animals, I don't LOVE animals, if you get my drift. I'm just yer average chick. I like stories more than pics most of the time, though I am very visual during the act. Though I run a sex site, I'm not fixated on sex and sexual things. Sex is part of life - a good part. I love food, I love sex (the sights and tastes and sensations), I love soft blankets, I love pretty smells...all are wonderful to the senses. I have no sexual hang-ups. I've tried all kinds of hetero sex and enjoyed it all. I've also been with a woman once (well, a girl, really) when I was much younger. It was exciting, but awkward. I'm definitely straight. I don't like to be humiliated, whipped, or demeaned, but I do like dirty talk and rough sex if the mood is right. Nothing involving pain. No weird costumes or role-playing - too complicated. I'm very spontaneous - when I'm horny, let's do it. None of this all-day-planning crap. I've got a life to live. Anything in particular you wanted to know?

 

[Rosebud]

yes....what does manu look like...give us a pic of the literotica god.....

 

[Never]

'Normal'. Why am I not surprised?
Why must reality always step on the toes of fantasy?

I'm sorry Laurel, you have tribal tattoos, wear blue latex and spend your spare time sipping Daiquiri Margaritas in the Keys. Keep on protesting your 'normalness' and I'll think you up a harem equaling the number of double punched vote cards in Florida. (See. I add relevant topics into the discussion.)

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[April]

you have tribal tattoos, wear blue latex and spend your spare time sipping Daiquiri Margaritas in the Keys.

Never, babe, you just described me! Have you been spying on me again? LMAO

 

[Mortto56]

"This is who I think Laurel is!"

I don't know why,but when I see the background image of the "Daily Dozen",I think that was Laurel posing for that pic.

I guess it is from reading some of her post she has written on some of the discription treads.The lady in that pic just looks like a Laurel.

If you don't know how to get to the "Daily Dozen",do this:

1)Go to "Story Index"

2)Scroll down till you come to"XXX Pics of the Day"

3)Go down to "12 Cuties"click on.

4)Before the 12 pics come on,there will be a background image of a Lady in a lace shaw,and panties.

Let me know if you think that she looks like a Laurel or not,by the discriptions you have read about her.

"Laurel!...Please tell us if that is you!"(LOL)

 

[coach]

Come on Laurel lets see a picture!



Okay guys stomping feet and pounding fist on table in unison

we want a picture, we want a picture, we want a picture,

 

[ShyGuy68]

Come on Laurel lets see a picture!

I happen to have from a very reliable source that Laurel is a very good looking woman!!! And no I haven't seen a picture of her, but I for sure wouldn't mind!

 

[Samuari]

Seems to me

that your loyal subjects deserve a tid bit every now and thenthen. It would even be ok to leave your clothes on, but not as much fun... or are you haveing to much fun being the mystery woman of our fantacies? Sort og the Lone Ranger of the boards.

Hi! Ho! Silver, Away!

 

[Laurel]

Come on Laurel lets see a picture!

I happen to have from a very reliable source that Laurel is a very good looking woman!!! And no I haven't seen a picture of her, but I for sure wouldn't mind!

LMAO! Now, don't believe everything you hear...I'm not a supermodel or even a not-so-supermodel. I'm so average that I'm in the dictionary under "average" (no pic, though). Don't start gettin' these unrealistic expectations of me! Unless it makes it more fun for you - in that case, I'm a 6'5" Amazon woman with a 36DDD chest and Pam Anderson's face...

No pic either. Sorry folks, keepin a low profile. Get enough scary email as it is.

 

[Rosebud]

don't let her fool you she is gorgeous...Hi laurel...i am just running through the threads naked...in a minute wizard will be by...he is trying to catch me...love ya sexy madam....

 

[Wizard]

Hi Laurel, Just passing thru......she started..........Not me.................I bet you do look good...............

 

[Rosebud]

looking angelic...no laurel...he started it...*fingers crossed behind my back* i promise

 

[Guest]

 

[Wizard]

liar liar liar...............Not true not true.......................don't belive her...........

 

[Rosebud]

mooooommmmm wizzie called me a liar again......*throwing self on the floor and throwing a fit like those heathen kids you see in the store*.......

 

[Wizard]

awwww Now pick it up girl your bobbytoad is waiting for you......Roaring away.............

 

[Rosebud]

LMAO...you could have got me wizzie but you were woried about boobbytoad....tag you're it...runs off laughing

 

[Wizard]

Now cut that out dam it I need a beer................

 

[Rosebud]

well i guess we could stop for a minute and drink a cold one...but no cheating

 

[Wizard]

Not me......................

 

[Rosebud]

i will tell skitten on you....now stay at arms distance and pass me one and a beer