Lost Cause
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If you are obsessive-compulsive, press "1" repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press "2" for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press "3, 4, 5, and 6."
If you are delusional, press "7" and your call will be tranferred to the mother ship.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you have a nervous disorder, fidget with pound key until someone answers.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or please wait for the beep.
If you have low self-esteem, hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.
Any more to add?
If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press "2" for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press "3, 4, 5, and 6."
If you are delusional, press "7" and your call will be tranferred to the mother ship.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you have a nervous disorder, fidget with pound key until someone answers.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or please wait for the beep.
If you have low self-esteem, hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.
Any more to add?
