Buttplugs. With an explanation.

[shakna]

Now, I have no explanation for why these exist.
But wouldn't it be fun if someone could come up with a good reason, and have it be one that the average person will actually find a turn on?

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

The advertising slogan for this product might be: I Will Help you Get Your Nut

And I hope it also comes with the hand.. So many other possibilities there.

 

[shakna]

OMG - that's SO entertaining! Right up the ridiculous alley of my stories. I can certainly imagine entertaining scenarios for them, but I doubt there will ever be one that entertains the average person.

If one eventuates, don't forget to let us know!

 

[sirhugs]

buttplugs require no explanation.
squirrels require no explanation
Now gerbils... well for an explanation of gerbils, contact Rchard Gere. Or perhaps not:
https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/richard-gere-gerbil-incident-story-fact-check

 

[watsit2ya69]

So you feel it inside and out?
To remind you of how much of a slut/slave you are that you have a squirrel up your ass?
That you are such an owned slave the squirrel the is even using you?

 

[shakna]

So you feel it inside and out?
To remind you of how much of a slut/slave you are that you have a squirrel up your ass?
That you are such an owned slave the squirrel the is even using you?

Following the train of thought... A Squirrel Girl might stick one up your butt, to lay claim to what's hers.

 

[watsit2ya69]

Exactly.

 

[LupusDei]

Well... as chance has it, in my native language the word for 'squirrel' is sometimes used somewhat similarly to the word 'pussy' in English, as euphemistically described women's pubic hair, complimenting, for squirrel's hair being very soft and thus used for artist brushes.

So, for me there is a sexual connotation to a squirrel... but I would say, rather to its tail than head, especially in this arrangement. Yet, there somewhere should be a train of thought that leads there.

 

[PhiloDaddy]

Exactly.

Beware of Squirrel Girl! She strikes fear in hearts and sphincters everywhere!

 

[Carnevil9]

I know it says squirrel, but for all I know they could be gophers. And that would make more sense, as in, "I could sure gopher something shoved up my ass right about now!"

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Watch out for squirrels, they are nutty. They are wha the eat, after all…

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Richard Gere has to be the spokesman for this. Sell it under the name Twitchy

 

[sirhugs]

I know it says squirrel, but for all I know they could be gophers. And that would make more sense, as in, "I could sure gopher something shoved up my ass right about now!"

or anybody got a gofer to fetch whatever is stuck up my anus?