Butthole Bonanza!

[Purple Haze]

Line'em up,

I'm gonna poke the hole.

I'm gonna slide the wiener between the cheeks, baby.

I'm gonna bump da rump!

Attack the crack in the back,

Yowza!

 

[TN_Vixen]

~laughing

Hazie you so crazy
I think I wanna have your baby

 

[doctor_insanus]

I sense a new trend developing here!

Well, between buttfucking, Disney, and the many faces of WriterDom...

I'll go with buttfucking!

Just getcher damn dick away from me...

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

"I'm gonna bump da rump!"

Not if you hit a dump.

 

[doctor_insanus]

As it was phrased by a co-worker of mine...

If you keep drilling, you'll eventually strike oil!

Yoiks...

 

[KillerMuffin]

*pets Purp* Good puppy.

I'm with Laurel. Baloney colonic. *chortle snort* Oh that hurts. Don't do that.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

But what if "your lover" and I use that term, ah - loosley....

What if (she?) has been - shall we say, "irregular?"

And like, maybe she hasn't "gone" from the back door in a week let's say - she's back up.

And what if yer humpin' and gruntin' and "the end of the loaf" is well - hardened? And what if - it's pointed.

You know - like some sharp ass dog turd's been our in the hot sun for a couple of days?

And yer dick "get's stuck - right in the eye" by this sharp, hard turd?

What if? Huh? What if?

 

[Purple Haze]

Hairy asses need not apply, give me smooth girl buns.

Got a meat injection, a penile confection,

Slappin' ass with Johnson.

Throbbin' and oh so friendly,

Spazmo McGillicuddy!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Sparky, that's why "erotica" enemas are a must for the intrepid butt pirate. On her, not you. Give her a couple before hand and you'll have a squeaky clean poop chute to pack. I am so shocked that Sparky is so concerned about possibly meeting up with a little stink-o up the brown road. I thought you liked that sort of thing.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Re: But what if "your lover" and I use that term, ah - loosley....

What if (she?) has been - shall we say, "irregular?"

And like, maybe she hasn't "gone" from the back door in a week let's say - she's back up.

And what if yer humpin' and gruntin' and "the end of the loaf" is well - hardened? And what if - it's pointed.

You know - like some sharp ass dog turd's been our in the hot sun for a couple of days?

And yer dick "get's stuck - right in the eye" by this sharp, hard turd?

What if? Huh? What if?

Damn, Sparky... you're such a hopeless romantic!

I'd say feed her a box of Ex-Lax and wash it down with some prune juice!

And don't forget to dip your dick in some alcohol while you're at it!

When you get thrown, you just have to climb back in the saddle again...

 

[Purple Haze]

Stuffin' Muffin's buns, watchin' out for the gun.

TN_Vixen too, deep, deep into you,

I'll nibble your neck from behind........