But would it be KY, vaseline, strawberry, or fish?

[Problem Child]

Universe Could Turn To Jelly
06-Sep-2001

A particle physicist has announced that the universe could turn to jelly. If this happens, the gel-effect will spread at the speed of light from its point of origin until the entire universe has gelled.
Dr. Benjamin Allanach has stated that the probability of this happening is less than that of winning the world's biggest lottery twice in the same day. Dr. Allanach delivered his remarks at the British Association Festival of Science in Glascow. His remark that "the universe could suddenly condense into jelly" was greeted with consternation.

The change would theoretically take place if super-symmetry was violated by an imbalance between the smallest known particles and their partners, which would result in the appearance of the gel. This would cause a fundamental change in the laws of physics.

Dr. Allanach is with CERN, the European Laboratory for Particle Physics in Geneva.


http://www.unknowncountry.com/news/?id=742

 

[YoungGun69]

so then wehn we needed some lube for fun we would not have far to go.

 

[lavender]

Warning: Demonstration Of How Deep My Mind is in the Gutter Follows

 

[YoungGun69]

Re: Warning: Demonstration Of How Deep My Mind is in the Gutter Follows

Now that would be one huge swimming pool full of jello perfectly condusive to memorable sexual play.

Dam now the idea of doing it in a tub of jello has to be added to my sexual fantasies to do list.

 

[Quiet Smiles]

But, wouldn't we be jelly too?

 

[YoungGun69]

But, wouldn't we be jelly too?

This is a serious topic that turned into a sexual Fantasy thread.
We highjacked the thread and we aint giving it back.


Now where was I.......''
Dian Parkinson and a tub of Jello...... oh yeah....

 

[Problem Child]

things to do tomorrow:

1) grocery shopping.

2) mow lawn.

3) weekly request for pictures of lavender's bare breasts.

4) clean refrigerator.

5) laundry.

6) jelly-proof bomb shelter.

 

[Laurel]

Great. One more thing to worry about.

 

[lavender]

 

[YoungGun69]

I can't wait until Pat Robertson or Jerry Falwell get their hands on this. I'm sure there is something they can find in Revelations about it.

If its revelation then it woudl be tv preacher Jack Van Impe who would be on it.

 

[Starfish]

Whose to say that it isn't jelly already?

duh!

 

[YoungGun69]

Whose to say that it isn't jelly already?

duh!

Possible and maybey we are living in the matrix

 

[miles]

I can't wait until Pat Robertson or Jerry Falwell get their hands on this. I'm sure there is something they can find in Revelations about it.


"When The Day of Reckoning cometh, God Almighty shall punish the Sodomites, fornicators, and aldutresses; He shall unleash the Prince of Pectin upon the Earth, washing the Sinners to Hell in a sticky river of Jams, Jellies, and Marmalades, where they shall dwell forever amidst a variety of breads, rolls, and scones."

Smuckers 10:15

 

[lavender]

 

[miles]

Spread a little jam on those ta-tas for me.

 

[KillerMuffin]

You forgot Nutella.

 

[lavender]

 

[miles]

Jesus H. Christ. If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. Fish them babies out and I'll put on the jam.

Now I suppose you want me to lick the jam off your ta-tas.

 

[lavender]

 

[miles]

lavender

Yes, you do that. Get on your hands and knees. I'll be doing the same right behind you, critiquing your work.

Ever done the Jelly Roll?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Barb Dwyer]

You forgot Loctite Naval Jelly

You know, that's not a bad way to go... having PC spread a little of his preserves in my buns... Lady Marmalade goes out with a bang and dies from Jelly's last Jam.

Miles- that was hilarious!

 

[LRC]

Mamma says.......

"the world is just a bowl of jelly ..... you never know what flavor you'll get"