But will they abuse zucchinis?

[voluptuary_manque]

PETA has decided the world needs a vegan porn sight.

 

[TE999]

PETA has decided the world needs a vegan porn site.

That bunch is really in a wobbly orbit; as is any extremist organization. The more outrageous the stunt, the more foolish they become and any credibility they may have had is lost. Going from T&A demonstrations to a XXX website to promote their cause is just plain foolish. Do they really think people are going to stick around after the porn to listen to their hysterical screeds?

Any serious Vegan wouldn't be caught dead with those loons. They're the Westboro Baptist Church in a fluffy bunny suit and just as fanatical.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I wonder if they've considered the possibility that their site will be a magnet for the serious creeps who can't wait for the T&A to end and the animal abuse to begin . . .

 

[TE999]

I wonder if they've considered the possibility that their site will be a magnet for the serious creeps who can't wait for the T&A to end and the animal abuse to begin . . .

Then they can hire Michael Vick as their spokesperson.

 

[R. Richard]

Okay VM, give me the straight info, what's the PETA policy on eating pussy? Vegan or not?

 

[Handley_Page]

Okay VM, give me the straight info, what's the PETA policy on eating pussy? Vegan or not?

That's got to be THE question of the age.

I note there's no link to this mythical PETA porn site.
The stunt in London ( http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/weird-wide-web/peta-porn-site-xxx-animal-rights-vegan ): was it done there because nowhere in the USA would bear it (wear it ? sorry) ?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Okay VM, give me the straight info, what's the PETA policy on eating pussy? Vegan or not?

I have my doubts. There was a case in the UK recently where an extreme vegan was convicted of homicide/child abuse because she insisted on feeding her new-born on soy milk and the poor little thing died of starvation. So my guess is that any contact between flesh and mouth is anathema. But I don't have a written policy statement to quote, y'unnerstan'.

 

[Ellafun]

Okay VM, give me the straight info, what's the PETA policy on eating pussy? Vegan or not?

That was my first thought, too...

This whole premise is just fucked up. I think I may have to have veal for dinner now, just to be obnoxious.

 

[Liar]

As opposed to what? Beastiality sites?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

That was my first thought, too...

This whole premise is just fucked up. I think I may have to have veal for dinner now, just to be obnoxious.

Yum, oso bucco a la milanese! One of the all-time best. *starts to drool all over the keyboard . . . *

 

[TE999]

Yum, oso bucco a la milanese! One of the all-time best. *starts to drool all over the keyboard . . . *

OMG I love veal! In that eating it irritates the bird and bunny nuts is a definite bonus.

Personally I have an affinity for Veal Oscar, Marsala and Bolognese. *slobber*

 

[Kurokami]

What strikes me as the most stupid thing- about an idea that's pretty much all stupidity- is that the idea seems to be a trap to ensnare the porn watching audience into the animal abuse at the end. Like a bear trap loaded with boobs as bait.

Only here's the problem I cannot believe nobody there thought of: There are plenty of porn sites without a vile coda: all boobs, no metal teeth snapping closed around your arm. So essentially the only audience PETA will be retaining is the animal abuse porn crowd, and I don't think those are the people PETA wants to be associated with.

Although I guess this kind of thinking- the logical kind- only really matters if this was a genuine media venture for PETA, rather than the crass stunt we all know it is.

 

[R. Richard]

Yum, oso bucco a la milanese! One of the all-time best. *starts to drool all over the keyboard . . . *

Ah yes, ossobucco with a side of risotto alla milanese!

 

[PennLady]

I've tried not to say anything, but every time I see the title of this thread I keep thinking... just how would one abuse a zucchini?

And then I try to think about something else.

 

[Spacefender]

The more outrageous the stunt, the more foolish they become and any credibility they may have had is lost.

I'm trying to remember the last time PETA had any credibility. Trying and failing.

Although I guess this kind of thinking- the logical kind- only really matters if this was a genuine media venture for PETA, rather than the crass stunt we all know it is.

Without crass stunts PETA is nothing.

Only here's the problem I cannot believe nobody there thought of: There are plenty of porn sites without a vile coda: all boobs, no metal teeth snapping closed around your arm.

That's the first thing I thought of when I heard about this. Not hard to find porn on the internet without all the bloody animal abuse. Only a mental defective or a PETA member is going to stick around for PETA's porn site.

 

[R. Richard]

I've tried not to say anything, but every time I see the title of this thread I keep thinking... just how would one abuse a zucchini?

And then I try to think about something else.

The best answer that I can come up with is a cartoon that shows two women walking away from a green grocer's streetfront display. The one woman says, "Oh look, he gave us three bananas." The other woman says, "That's okay, we can eat the third one."

 

[PennLady]

The best answer that I can come up with is a cartoon that shows two women walking away from a green grocer's streetfront display. The one woman says, "Oh look, he gave us three bananas." The other woman says, "That's okay, we can eat the third one."

THAT is really funny. In a non-vegan way I guess.

 

[CarlusMagnus]

Okay VM, give me the straight info, what's the PETA policy on eating pussy? Vegan or not?

Probably not for straight people. It might lead to eating meat.

 

[Boundlife]

Probably not for straight people. It might lead to eating meat.

Pussy, The gateway meat

 

[Handley_Page]

The Foo Fighters' response to Westboro:-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6e5hRLbCaCs&gl=GB