But Wait, If You Act Now You'll Also Get

[GuyJD]

R. KELLY'S GREATEST HITS AND OTHERS LIKE:

"She Was Only 16"

"16 Candles"

"Sexy At 17"

"When You're Young & In Love"

"Young Love"

"Age Is Nothing But A Number"

And his all time favorite........."Daddy's Home"

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE............

If you are the first 100 callers, you'll also get R. Kelly reading his favorite story, "LITTLE WOMEN"

So pick up that phone and dial:

900-BIG-PERV and start enjoying these hits now.

 

[Spinaroonie]

What about the hit

"FIRST POST"

??????

 

[lovetoread]

How much is shipping?

 

[GuyJD]

How much is shipping?

If you're under 17, then shipping is free.........LOL

Over 17? $4.99

 

[lovetoread]

Damn I knew it was too good to be true. I aint paying 4.99.

 

[GuyJD]

Damn I knew it was too good to be true. I aint paying 4.99.

No problem, Sweetie.
Just tell the media that you had sex with him when you were underage and his PR guys may settle out of court with you and pay the S & H.