Ekserb
You really hate me.
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I found these in a museum recently:
https://photos.smugmug.com/photos/i-pST9t8c/0/2e4a80bd/XL/i-pST9t8c-XL.jpg
Here's a transcript of the text (almost every sentence of which can be used to convince your girl that she needs to take it up the ass):
https://photos.smugmug.com/photos/i-pST9t8c/0/2e4a80bd/XL/i-pST9t8c-XL.jpg
Here's a transcript of the text (almost every sentence of which can be used to convince your girl that she needs to take it up the ass):
Dr. Young's Ideal
Self-Retaining
Rectal Dilators
For The Intelligent Treatment Of
Piles, Constipation, Nervousness
Dyspepsia, Headache, Rheumatism, Insomnia, Asthma, Indegestion, Eczema And
Diseases Caused By Sluggish Circulation, Mal-nutrition, Defective
Elimination And The Abuse Of Cathartic Drugs
For Women—Wonderfully beneficial during pregnancy and before and during period.
For Men—Particularly recommended in prostatic troubles.
Directions:—Select a size that can be inserted without discomfort. Lubricate with vaseline or with Dr. Young's Pile Ointment, and while in a squatting position or while lying on the side with knees drawn up, gently insert in the rectum as far as the flange or rim. Hold in place for a minute and the rectal muscles will close around and retain it. The dilator should be allowed to remain for half an hour or an hour to get the best results, though even if retained but for a few minutes it will accomplish much good.
When ready to use a larger size it is best to use the next smaller size for a few minutes, inserting and withdrawing it several times. This should not be overlooked.
Use at any convenient time and only good can follow. Their regular use 'tones and strengthens the muscles. If used at night they will be found a great promotor of natural refreshing sleep. Their use in the morning induces natural bowel action and at a time generally favored by nature.
To obtain the best results the dilators should be used once each day. Use them while sitting or when lying down. If used when sitting a pressure is brought to bear on the parts which is a great advantage—especially in case of piles. This pressure forces the congested blood from the parts and is highly beneficial.
Begin with a size you can use with ease and follow in order with larger sizes, using each size one, two or three weeks, according to your best judgment. If the dilator causes pain at first, it only indicates great need of the treatment, and the pain will decrease as the treatment progresses, or it may be relieved by using Dr. Young's Pile Ointment.
To Clean:—Wash with warm or cold water and soap. Do not put them in boiling water.
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