Spinaroonie
LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
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Hah hah hah. See I took the title of that one supreme court case and put another name on it. What a fucking comedy genius I am!
Anyways... let's talk about somethign that sounds really good. Something so good that if you heard just a soundbyte you'd say "YEAH! That's a good idea! So good that I won't even bother listening to the rest of it or looking more into it whatsoever".
In effect, my hyperbolized internal theorectical monologue is what is happening with the American people.
"Leave No Child Behind".
Sounds good, doesn't it? When you think of it you imagine some clean homogonized fourth grade classroom where children of all races are wearing poloshirts and some are working on an art project and some are doing math and some are writing for an assignment, and there are colorful pieces of construction paper on the wall detailing who has lost a tooth this month and who's birthday it is next week.
Sounds really good, doesn't it?
In effect, the "Leave No Child Behind" program will work to prevent this monstrosity of a nightmare to ever happen. Ever. Ever ever ever ever ever.
Two main goals of the program are:
1.) 100% Literacy profeciency
2.) 100% Graudation rate
Both of these goal must be met by 2012. If not the school district loses it's title funds, meaning that they begin to worry how they're going to pay for the electicity to run flourescent lightbulbs for six hours a day for nine months.
Very few, if any school districts will be able to meet these goals, oh, so one of your students wasn't able to graduate because his father was killed in a motorcycle accident which left his mother seriously injured and he has to work full time to provide food for his younger siblings? Sorry, you've lost your money.
In effect, this will wipe out most of the tax payer's money going to urban schools, making the gap between the rich and the poor incredibly wide.
In effect, what happens is because a student misbubbled a test or had a problem come up so that they couldn't graduate, instead of just them being left behind, ALL of the children get left behind.
THANK YOU, VERY MUCH, W!
Remember: A 50% literacy rate from a school that can't afford textbooks, is better than a 0% literacy rate that a school with not enough money to pay for one third of their teachers would have.
Anyways... let's talk about somethign that sounds really good. Something so good that if you heard just a soundbyte you'd say "YEAH! That's a good idea! So good that I won't even bother listening to the rest of it or looking more into it whatsoever".
In effect, my hyperbolized internal theorectical monologue is what is happening with the American people.
"Leave No Child Behind".
Sounds good, doesn't it? When you think of it you imagine some clean homogonized fourth grade classroom where children of all races are wearing poloshirts and some are working on an art project and some are doing math and some are writing for an assignment, and there are colorful pieces of construction paper on the wall detailing who has lost a tooth this month and who's birthday it is next week.
Sounds really good, doesn't it?
In effect, the "Leave No Child Behind" program will work to prevent this monstrosity of a nightmare to ever happen. Ever. Ever ever ever ever ever.
Two main goals of the program are:
1.) 100% Literacy profeciency
2.) 100% Graudation rate
Both of these goal must be met by 2012. If not the school district loses it's title funds, meaning that they begin to worry how they're going to pay for the electicity to run flourescent lightbulbs for six hours a day for nine months.
Very few, if any school districts will be able to meet these goals, oh, so one of your students wasn't able to graduate because his father was killed in a motorcycle accident which left his mother seriously injured and he has to work full time to provide food for his younger siblings? Sorry, you've lost your money.
In effect, this will wipe out most of the tax payer's money going to urban schools, making the gap between the rich and the poor incredibly wide.
In effect, what happens is because a student misbubbled a test or had a problem come up so that they couldn't graduate, instead of just them being left behind, ALL of the children get left behind.
THANK YOU, VERY MUCH, W!
Remember: A 50% literacy rate from a school that can't afford textbooks, is better than a 0% literacy rate that a school with not enough money to pay for one third of their teachers would have.