Angel Cuntbeans Joined Dec 26, 1999 Posts 33,975 Jul 31, 2001 #1 Bend over. Spread ass cheeks. Insert finger. Pull Bug out of ass.
GuyJD "Simply.....the best" Joined Jul 25, 2000 Posts 4,898 Jul 31, 2001 #4 THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR HELP Sticking the can of Raid up my ass and spraying was hurting like hell.
Angel Cuntbeans Joined Dec 26, 1999 Posts 33,975 Jul 31, 2001 #5 Well as long as you weren't straddling an Off Citronella, I guess you're ok, JD.
Never Come What May Joined Jun 20, 2000 Posts 23,234 Jul 31, 2001 #6 If that doesn't work lavender can stick her WHOLE FIST! I know. I'm obsessing.
GuyJD "Simply.....the best" Joined Jul 25, 2000 Posts 4,898 Jul 31, 2001 #7 Angel said: Well as long as you weren't straddling an Off Citronella, I guess you're ok, JD. Click to expand... I tried that too but my farts kept blowing the damn light out.
Angel said: Well as long as you weren't straddling an Off Citronella, I guess you're ok, JD. Click to expand... I tried that too but my farts kept blowing the damn light out.
Purple Haze Literally Stimulated Joined Sep 19, 2000 Posts 19,290 Jul 31, 2001 #8 That's so charming!
Angel Cuntbeans Joined Dec 26, 1999 Posts 33,975 Jul 31, 2001 #9 Not as charming as you, darling Hazey.
Purple Haze Literally Stimulated Joined Sep 19, 2000 Posts 19,290 Jul 31, 2001 #10 Awww shucks! (blushing)
S Starfish Mind fucked and broken Joined Feb 2, 2001 Posts 15,926 Jul 31, 2001 #11 Don't tell Weevil that is how it is done!
Angel Cuntbeans Joined Dec 26, 1999 Posts 33,975 Jul 31, 2001 #12 That's a different topic, Fishy. *How to insert bug up ass*
S Starfish Mind fucked and broken Joined Feb 2, 2001 Posts 15,926 Jul 31, 2001 #13 LOL! He may like that one!
Angel Cuntbeans Joined Dec 26, 1999 Posts 33,975 Jul 31, 2001 #14 I think he'd rather insert himself into the ass (Among other holes) of Kristy Swanson, but that has nothing to do with bugs.
I think he'd rather insert himself into the ass (Among other holes) of Kristy Swanson, but that has nothing to do with bugs.