Buffy: Countdown to the Apocalypse

Theres GOTTA be movies though...i cant see UPN or Joss killing off such a lucrative franchise as this! Honestly, too much money...and too much fan support...to just end it all at once.
 
What happened to spike?

What happened the past 4 seasons?

Mayor what?

Wtf is larry?

/e is very lost.
 
Cibo said:
What happened to spike?

What happened the past 4 seasons?

Mayor what?

Wtf is larry?

/e is very lost.


Wow...You're...um..Behind. Lot's, actually. Buffy's mom died. Buffy died. Buffy has a sister now, through mystical means. Cordelia was a demon, is now a higher power. Xander got engaged to a vengeance demon then left her at the alter. Willow turned out to be the Biggest Bad of them all.

I'd go into detail, but you probably wouldn't read it.
 
Cibo said:
What happened to spike?

What happened the past 4 seasons?

Mayor what?

Wtf is larry?

/e is very lost.


Well, Spike was captured by a shadow military group and implanted with a microchip preventing him from harming anything living, aside from demons. Fell in love with Buffy. After Buffy died and was ripped from Heaven, they had a year long affair. He went to Africa and went through some 'trials' winning his human soul back.
 
RastaPope said:



Wow...You're...um..Behind. Lot's, actually. Buffy's mom died. Buffy died. Buffy has a sister now, through mystical means. Cordelia was a demon, is now a higher power. Xander got engaged to a vengeance demon then left her at the alter. Willow turned out to be the Biggest Bad of them all.

I'd go into detail, but you probably wouldn't read it.

If you would type it and explain it. I would read it since I'm interested in watching this final season if it has all the old people back in it. I thin I stopped watching it past the 2nd season.
 
First, I adore spike...jason marsden is yummy yummy yummy

I also loved tara and willow...and as much as I did want her with xander, I think it's important to keep her bi or lesbian. She's one of the few lesbians on tv getting any.

Someone remind me why buffy and angel can't see each other..something about territories? huh? I missed some stuff too, but saw this season.

Also...you can't have eliza...I want her. Would you consider a time share kind of thing? LOL

What if we brought back will's old b/f? that could be interesting...

when does it start? I've been immersed in classes and haven't seen any announcements
 
Last time, on Buffy....

Cliff Notes: Buffy Seasons 3-6.

Season 3.

Angel is sent back to Earth after spending many hundreds of years in a Hell dimension(though it's only been a summer on Earth). He and Buffy quickly get back together. Mayor Wilkins has been mayor for like 80 years though no one's noticed. Plans to 'ascend' to near god-hood on Graduation Day. A 2nd Slayer arrives in town, Faith. Was activated upon the death of last season's Kendra. Teams with Buffy for awhile, then defects to the bad side and becomes the Mayor's #2. Xander and Cordy start a short affair. Willow has found love with Oz, a musician who's also a werewolf. Right before Senior Graduation, Buffy and Faith have a knock down dragout fight and Buffy ends up putting Faith in a coma. Graduation Day arrives and the Mayor, in front of all the students, turns into a 100 foot long snake-demon. In perhaps the coolest scene to date, all the students throw off their gowns and don crosses, stakes, torch-guns to fight the Mayor and his vamp minions. The school and the Mayor are destroyed when it explodes.

Season 4.

Angel and Cordelia have both left town for L.A. Buffy and Will start their Freshman year at UC Sunnydale. Buffy finds love with Riley, a member of a secret military group dedicated to the research, experimentation, and extinction of demons. Willow's werewolf boyfriend has left town to find a way of controlling his lycanthropy. Will meets a young witch named Tara and the two become friends, then lovers. Xander begins dating Anya, a 1000 year old vengeance demon turned human girl. She's newly human and strangely literal. Faith returns, they fight. Faith heads for L.A. The season's Big Bad is Adam, a secret project of the director of the Initiative(that militry group). He's vanquished quickly enough. A weaker season bolstered by the Emmy Nominated episode 'Hush' where 3/4ths of the episode is completely without dialogue.

Season 5.

Will is still with Tara. Buffy is still with Riley. Xander has moved in with Anya. The Big Bad this season? Glorificus--"Glory". A GOD! expelled from her demon dimension for being TOO powerful. New cast addition of Dawn, Buffy's sister. She was formed from The Key--a mystical energy as old as time itself, funneled into a living being by monks. Everyone is given retroactive memories, as if she always existed. Glory needs the Key to open the gate between dimension so she can reclaim her throne. More on that later. Throughout the season, Buffy's mom Joyce has been experiencing headaches that lead to brain surgery. It's unsuccessful and she later dies on a brain annuerism (this is the season's standout episode 'The Body"). Riley and Buffy split. Meanwhile, Spike has been captured by the Initiative and has a chip placed in his head, prohibiting him from harming anything alive besides demons. He begins to fall in love with Buffy and is completely loyal. It all comes to a head when Dawn is finally kidnapped by Glory and taken to her tower for sacrifice, her blood opening the portal between dimensions. Everyone does their part in taking out Glory, with Giles delivering the final blow(more complicated than that, since she was sharing a body with a human male named Ben, but this is the quick version). The portal though, has been opened and Buffy realizes her blood can close it, since Dawn was made from hers as well. She plummets through the portal, dying instantly. Her gravestone reads "Buffy Anne Summers--1981-2001--She saved the world...a lot."

Season 6.

It's been about 6 months since Buffy's died. The Scoobies have taken over patrol, Giles has since moved back to England. Willow's power has grown immensly, and she initiates a ressurection of Buffy, from what they believe to be a hell dimension. Giles, while heartened to see Buffy alive, is FURIOUS with Willow, and they have a small confrontation...Giles moves back to London. This season's standout episode is "Once More With Feeling" an 80 minute MUSICAL! We find that Buffy wasn't in some horrible hell dimension. No, she was in Heaven itself. Since her ressurection, she hasn't been too healthy, mentally and emotionally. She begins sleeping with Spike, using him, but he LOVES her. Xander and Anya plan to marry, but he leaves her at the altar because he's been given false visions of their future, specifically her murder at his hands. The Big Bad this season? A group of 3 nerds calling themselves "The Trio" Their goal? To take over Sunnydale, then the world. They succeed here and there but are more silly than anything until their leader and only evil member Warren shoots Buffy in the stomach, and Tara through the chest, killing her instantly. Wild with rage and sadness, Willow absorbs all of Giles' magic books, filling herself with the blackest magic possible. Yes, Willow is the Biggest Bad we've ever seen. She heals Buffy and in a fit of range, SKINS Warren then immolates his body. Before she can get to the other two, she and Buffy fight hand to hand, with Willow winning...Giles returns, and the two beat the snot out of each other with magic, with Willow finally draining Giles of his magic power. She decides there's too much pain in the world, and sets out to destroy it forever. At the once buried Temple of Proxepecta, she begins her mission, only to be interrupted by Xander. She beats the snot out of her, but finally gets through, stopping her destruction, the two falling to the ground with Willow sobbing and Xander consoling her, ever the friend. After nearly raping Buffy, Spike, wildly ashamed of his actions, travels to Africa to endure a set of trials. He wins--his soul back.

Meanwhile, on Angel.

Quickly, Angel and Cordelia have an almost-there relationship. Cordy is bestowed with half-demonhood by a former member of their team (They've set up a detective agency "Angel Investigations"). Team being these two, Wesley Wyndham Price (Faith's Watcher, Charles Gunn and Fred...something. Anyway. Angel's Darla is brought back to life, and in a bad period, make love. Darla becomes pregnant with Angel's son. His son gets stolen away into another dimension and returns as a 16 year old. Cordy ascends to something...higher. But that's compressing 3 years into a paragraph.


I can expand on anything, just ask.
 
Damn you do kick ass man. Not sure if you typed it all yourself or copied and pasted it, but I read every single word on there. Couple questions though.

Why was angel in "hell" to begin season 3? I don't remember him being sent there.

Who and where does buffy live with/at now that her mom died?

Who planted those false thoughts into xander's head that made him leave anya?

How exactly did giles give the final blow?

And if buffy threw herself into the portal, instead of dying, wouldn't she go to where the portal lead?

And how the hell do you kill a GOD that's too powerful in her own dimension?

And why hasn't giles shown any of his magic powers before this point where he fights willow?

And does what happens on Angel really play an impact on buffy's show?

Who steal's angel's son and where do they go that he returns as a 16 year old and is he a good guy or not?

And cordiela(sp?) is actully powerful now? How and why?

That's all my questions for right now...you would kick even more ass if you answer them all for me. :)
 
Cibo said:
Typed it all, man. I got mad love for BTVS.

Why was angel in "hell" to begin season 3? I don't remember him being sent there.

In the finale of Season two, Angel (who has lost his soul) opens a portal that would suck the Earth into hell. To close it, Buffy had to kill him so he would fill the portal himself. But right before she went for the killing blow, Willow had restored his soul, hence damning his soul to hell.


Who and where does buffy live with/at now that her mom died?

Buffy still lives in the Summers home with Dawn, Willow, and up until recently, Tara.

Who planted those false thoughts into xander's head that made him leave anya?

At the wedding, before the ceremony, Xander was accosted by an old man, warning him not to wed. The man? Xander Harris, age 70 or so. Showed him a glowing ball that filled his head with periodic visions of his life with Anya, all bad. Turns out the old man isn't Xander, but a man Anya had cursed back in the 20's out for revenge. All the visions were false, but they hurt Xander too deeply. He felt it could actually come to pass.

And if buffy threw herself into the portal, instead of dying, wouldn't she go to where the portal lead?

It was an exit only portal. Passing through the light, she plummeted to the ground, having had her life sucked from her when she passed through.

And how the hell do you kill a GOD that's too powerful in her own dimension? How exactly did giles give the final blow?

When Glory was banished to Earth, to exist here she had to time share a body with a human male named Ben. Ben would be Ben for days at a time, then morph into Glory for a few days, etc. Buffy managed to beat the shit out of Glory so badly with a mystical hammer that Glory reverted to Ben. She told Ben to let Glory know that if she ever came back, she was going to die, and let Ben go, walking away. Giles walked up to Ben who was lying bloody on the floor, basically said Buffy's not like them, she's a hero, and sorry but...And strangled Ben to death for the good of the universe.

And why hasn't giles shown any of his magic powers before this point where he fights willow?

He has. A few times early in the series. When he was a young man, he was part of a magical cult, his name was Ripper. Not quite evil, but fairly bad. The power he used to fight Willow was donated to him by a coven in Devonshire to fight Willow. Her sucking it out of him was part of the plan though, to unlock a portion of her spirit so Xander could get through to her.

And does what happens on Angel really play an impact on buffy's show?

The story is than in the early years of the 21st century, a Slayer, the last slayer, closes the Hellmouth for good, banishing all demons from the face of the Earth. Angel is a demon. He'd be gone too.

Who steal's angel's son and where do they go that he returns as a 16 year old and is he a good guy or not?

Back in the 1800's, Angel slew the family of man named Holtz, who was a rogue vampire Hunter. Distraught over his family's death, he made a bargain to be transported to the future so he could wreak revenge on Angel. Only now, Angel has a soul and works for the good. Not caring, and finding Angel has an infant son, he steals the young boy (Conner) and takes him to another dimension. 16 years pass there, and Conner, now called Steven, makes his way to Earth to kill Angel. Seems Holtz raised him as his own, and ConnorSteven wants revenge.

And cordiela(sp?) is actully powerful now? How and why?

Cordy was imbued with demon powers, making her half demon. She would get visions of people in peril, for Angel to save. But the visions were too much for any human to handle, and to save her life, she had to be made 100% demon. Recently, she was given the chance to gain even more power, and ascended. To what, no one is sure, but it's believed she might be one of The Powers That Be...Which may in fact be a group of Earth-bound Angels or something of the like.
 
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Cibo said:
Sweet, you do kick ass now for sure.

Any speculation on season 7?


I know a little. I could speculate correctly on nearly all the rest, but where's the fun in that?
 
RastaPope said:



I know a little. I could speculate correctly on nearly all the rest, but where's the fun in that?

There is no fun since I'll probably be working when it's on. Any chance you could help a brotha out? :)
 
Cibo said:


There is no fun since I'll probably be working when it's on. Any chance you could help a brotha out? :)


How about I'll tell you what's generally known? The season opens with the re-opening of the rebuilt Sunnydale High (which if you remember, was destroyed in season 3). Xander's crew got the bid to rebuild, so he's got some fast cash. Oh yeah, Xander's been a successful carpenter since season 4. Buffy's got a new job working at the school in a counseler capacity.

The main thread of the season seems to be what Spike does now that he has a soul and can choose for himself between keeping it with good acts, or losing it through bad. There are whispering of Slayers in Training. I know more, but that's a MAJOR plot point, and I don't want to spoil for the rest of the group. And then there's the return of all the Big Bads. Which I also can't spoil.

It's shaping up to be a great season, good since last was a bit weak and heavy handed.
 
ya, I understand how spoiling it for the others would be bad. But chances are that I won't be home to watch any of this last season. So any chance that you could PM me with the info if you have time please? If not, that's cool then. Thanks for all your help thus far, you've been a great help.

And I'm off to bed, hopefully when i wake up, I can read more about buffy. :)
 
Cibo said:
ya, I understand how spoiling it for the others would be bad. But chances are that I won't be home to watch any of this last season. So any chance that you could PM me with the info if you have time please? If not, that's cool then. Thanks for all your help thus far, you've been a great help.

And I'm off to bed, hopefully when i wake up, I can read more about buffy. :)


I know Joss hired a government linguist to teach the cast to speak in reverse, but I don't know if anything's to come of it.


There's tell of an episode with dialogue in iambic? pentameter.
 
oceanbaby28 said:


Oh god he is cute for an older guy!

They had this show on BBC with him in it... damn he was good.

*in lust*


Was it Manchild? That's a damned funny show...
 
Eagle70 said:
I totally agree with the Xander and Willow thing though...they do belong together, no matter what.

I thought so too... but no one else over here seems to think so.

I would love to see Buffy and Spike get together too. *yes, I said that even though I loved her with Angel*
 
RastaPope said:


It would seem obvious; to confront and torture Spike.


And as far as Amber coming back, from what I know, she won't be "Tara." And there shall be no more humping. As much as I truly love Tara, Will belongs with Xander, and Xander belongs with Will. It was meant since they were 5.


duh shes gay ... it will be stupid if they make willow straight the point is i think that they can be best friends without being more

if they make willow straight then its just stupid and disrespectful


i wonder when it starts in uk i haven't seen anything about it yet it will be good to see how willow deals with being gay
 
RastaPope said:
If this season is truly the last, and assuming no movies, my prediction is that Spike dies, giving his life to save that of Buffy's, more like Dawn's. It's the logical extension of his character. Now that he can *choose* to do good, it makes it worth so much more to give his life to save another.


When I first started to watch the show and Spike was introduced.. I thought ick, yuck, ewww... hated him with a passion. As the show progressed and he evolved... I've now become enamoured with him. Though I did get pissed that he tried to rape Buffy. That totally sucked.
 
sexy-girl said:



duh shes gay ... it will be stupid if they make willow straight the point is i think that they can be best friends without being more

if they make willow straight then its just stupid and disrespectful


i wonder when it starts in uk i haven't seen anything about it yet it will be good to see how willow deals with being gay


Why? It's not like it never happens. There are plenty of women who have a lesbian relationship, then follow that with a straight one. She switched orientations once, who's to say she can't do it again? If 'they' make Will straight? You mean Joss? The man who created her? The man who writes her? I think it disrespectful to say say she shouldn't be with Xander just because she's been with a girl. Your argument of 'stupid and disrespectful sounds largely political. She belongs to Joss, whatever he does will be right.
 
oceanbaby28 said:



When I first started to watch the show and Spike was introduced.. I thought ick, yuck, ewww... hated him with a passion. As the show progressed and he evolved... I've now become enamoured with him. Though I did get pissed that he tried to rape Buffy. That totally sucked.


Don't forget for a second what he is. A soul-less animal. Pure and simple, he's evil. No two ways about it. Sure, he can still love. Doesn't make him any better a being. I'm willing to forget the rape attempt since it occured when he didn't have a soul. All of that said, most of his tough guy act is largely that, an act. As a human he was a quiet, shy, awkward poet. As a vampire he's all that, playing the tough guy.

We'll see what happens now that he's be ensouled.
 
she came out as being gay ... that doesn't count as switching orientation she was always gay but didn't always realize it ... that's what coming out means ... the way the relationship with tara was done its been clear that she wasn't bisexual but gay

lesbians and gays have enough trouble with people not taking them seriously when they come out as gay its sometimes assumed by parents and family and friends that they are just going thru a phase

if the writer feeds that misconception that being gay is just a phase than that is disrespectful to homosexuals ... he may have wrote willow as a character but he was dealing with very serious subjects that he didn't need to ... now he has to face the consequences of writing about those subjects

i think if he did write willow back as being gay then the gay community would be pretty annoyed with him and rightly so

i've also read an article where he said willow wouldn't be going straight now just because tara was gone
 
sexy-girl said:
she came out as being gay ... that doesn't count as switching orientation she was always gay but didn't always realize it ... that's what coming out means ... the way the relationship with tara was done its been clear that she wasn't bisexual but gay

lesbians and gays have enough trouble with people not taking them seriously when they come out as gay its sometimes assumed by parents and family and friends that they are just going thru a phase

if the writer feeds that misconception that being gay is just a phase than that is disrespectful to homosexuals ... he may have wrote willow as a character but he was dealing with very serious subjects that he didn't need to ... now he has to face the consequences of writing about those subjects

i think if he did write willow back as being gay then the gay community would be pretty annoyed with him and rightly so

i've also read an article where he said willow wouldn't be going straight now just because tara was gone


So? The gay community was pissed off when Tara died, because he 'destroyed' one of the few? gay relationships on television. He still killed her, and it made for good tv. He mentioned the idea that he couldn't kill her because they were gay was worse than the idea of killing her in the first place. If he panders to any one group, that's just weak. And who says it was a phase? I'm not saying she can't be with Xander and never get a taste for some squirrel. Hell, I'm a great fan of a coupla cute lesbian knocking army boots.

Hypothetical. Would you rather:

A)Have willow stay gay and have a weaker story(not saying it WOULD be weaker, this is just hypothetical, cause hell, I loved Tara) just to not offend some gay people?

or

B)Have Willow come together with Xander thus fulfilling a relationship quite possibly(notice I say possibly) for 17 years of their lives and bringing the show full circle?
 
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