Bry’s Haiku - bringing back art and culture

[Bry1313]

For those who called dry
My meat was moist and tasty
You can’t taste my pork

 

[lavendersilk]

Who called dry, Bry? Me?
Apologies. The sauce hid...
Underneath pickles.

 

[Bry1313]

Who called dry, Bry? Me?
Apologies. The sauce hid...
Underneath pickles.

It wasn’t just you
Your problematic bestie
Was involved as well

 

[37_ttej]

Musta missed something.
Dry sausages obviously
Just need more ketchup.

 

[Bry1313]

I’ll say how dare you
Ketchup is fine with French fries
It shall not touch meat

 

[37_ttej]

I’ll say how dare you
Ketchup is fine with French fries
It shall not touch meat

In Australia
Ketchup goes on just about
Bloody ev'rything!

I once knew a girl
Who even put it on her
Porridge and ice cream.

 

[lavendersilk]

I know people who
Put it on their eggs. I don't
Need that in my life.

 

[37_ttej]

The three condiments
For Australian cuisine
Come in these bottles

https://thesnackcave.com.au/cdn/shop/products/IMG_1491_1200x1200.jpg?v=1680242125

 

[37_ttej]

Sorry, that pic was
Unnecessarily large.
We do love our sauce!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Scrambled eggs need brown
sauce. And nothing else. Maybe
Chives. At a real push.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Lavender. I love
you and your reactions to
me. I'm just sayin'...

 

[37_ttej]

Scrambled eggs need brown
sauce. And nothing else. Maybe
Chives. At a real push.

When you say 'brown' sauce,
That's HP or Worcestershire?
Asking for a friend.

 

[Wand3rlust]

You can tell your friend
that sometimes it can be H
P. Sometimes, Daddy's.

 

[37_ttej]

Phrasing, girl, phrasing!
This is Lit. You can't just talk
About Daddy's sauce!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Its a thing over
In the UK- what can I
Say? It's not my fault...

 

[37_ttej]

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Its a thing over
In the UK- what can I
Say? It's not my fault...

LOL, I know, I know.
I was just making fun. It was
Too good to pass up.

 

[Wand3rlust]

LOL, I know, I know.
I was just making fun. It was
Too good to pass up.

That's all good. I did
not know if they had it in
Aus. Cos you're behind.

*coughs *

 

[37_ttej]

There's an obvious
Pun about Daddy's brown sauce
And behinds you know ...

But I won't make it
Because Jett is a good boy
and I'm not that rude.

(Allegedly)

 

[37_ttej]

'Sides, we're not behind
We are the land Down Under.
Wait, that might be worse ...

 

[Wand3rlust]

I didn't realise
Jett was a boy at all and
I think I made the

pun myself, without
help from you. And is that where
Women glow? And.. etc...

 

[37_ttej]

LOL, yes that's the place.
The birth place of Vegemite,
Truly foul brown stuff!

 

[37_ttej]

I really hate the stuff.
I think it tastes like salt sludge.
Unpatriotic.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Please, Mr. Rogers
Forgive my selfish folly
nude pics, no joke

 

[Wand3rlust]

I really hate the stuff.
I think it tastes like salt sludge.
Unpatriotic.

I've never tasted
Vegemite. We have marmite
Tastes so much nicer

 

[37_ttej]

I've never tasted
Vegemite. We have marmite
Tastes so much nicer

Take my advice, just don't.
Stick with Marmite or Promite.
Vegemite's evil.

(with apologies to Kraft and Bega)