Broken Beds

[THROBBS]

Yep. Those were the days!

A "better" story is —Many years ago (this plays in to the "how the heck"?)
during a vigorous fucking, the telephone (land line)....was bounced from the night stand and upside down to the floor. Eventually I noticed the muffled voice... figuring it was "i'm sorry the number you have reached is not in service" or some such and hung up the phone and put it back in place.

A moment later it rang! uhhhhh.... I pick up and say "hello".
"Hello, the is the ______ Police, is there a woman there?"
"yes"
"may I speak to her?"
uhhhh... I hand the phone over... "Yes. No. Yes. I am fine, thank you..."
Turns out, the phone fell on one of the programable speed dial buttons!

 

[sr71plt]

Thai beds aren't meant for muscular American soldiers.

 

[TxRad]

Thai beds aren't meant for muscular American soldiers.

Thai beds aren't meant for anyone over five foot eight.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I once hit my wife so hard (with my left fist) the bed collapsed when she fell back to Earth. No lie, I think she flew almost 8 feet across the bedroom.

 

[Hypoxia]

Broken Heads (and other anatomical distress)

Has anyone here been seriously injured during sexplay? Any broken skulls, arms, legs, noses, pelvises; or ruptured tissues, deep bruises, slashings, etc? Any non-menstrual bleeding? Hospitalizations? Did it result from a broken bed?

 

[TxRad]

Has anyone here been seriously injured during sexplay? Any broken skulls, arms, legs, noses, pelvises; or ruptured tissues, deep bruises, slashings, etc? Any non-menstrual bleeding? Hospitalizations? Did it result from a broken bed?

Do bruises, bite marks, and scratches count?

 

[ChloeTzang]

Has anyone here been seriously injured during sexplay? Any broken skulls, arms, legs, noses, pelvises; or ruptured tissues, deep bruises, slashings, etc? Any non-menstrual bleeding? Hospitalizations? Did it result from a broken bed?

No, but working in ER, one has experienced a couple of "foreign object" removals. No actual injuries, but medical assistance was needed for removal. Apparantly my co-workers havd seen a few more. I shall ask and report back on any truly mind-blowing ones.

 

[pretty_randy]

My first live in GF hip came dislocated during a vigorous romp.
She screamed and I thought I' d really hit the spot.
Turns out she had dislocated It before and it was prone to happen.
ER doc asked what happened but figured it out when he saw her still in her teddy.