Broken Beds
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Throbbinsum
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Yep!!
Pounding away with a generously proportioned lady, when - crash - the side rails were not secured, and the mattress base crashed to the floor with two surprised riders!
Did you feel the earth move? ...
Pounding away with a generously proportioned lady, when - crash - the side rails were not secured, and the mattress base crashed to the floor with two surprised riders!
Did you feel the earth move? ...
TxRad
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LOL
That sounds very familiar.
The memory of a certain lady doctor came to mind earlier. We broke at least two beds.
The other memorable one was being hit in the head with a headboard by a certain redhead the first time we went to a motel. We were married for almost twenty five years.
That sounds very familiar.
The memory of a certain lady doctor came to mind earlier. We broke at least two beds.
The other memorable one was being hit in the head with a headboard by a certain redhead the first time we went to a motel. We were married for almost twenty five years.
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I didn't do it. It was my boyfriend. I was just lying there looking at the ceiling and offering up muted cries of encouragement when .......crash. He looks at me and says "did the earth move for you too." I just about killed him and we had to fix it before my parents got home from work. Panic reigned, but he was good with his hands and we fixed it. After that it was the floor. Or his parents. Or the back seat. Anywhere but my poor little bed.
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Only once with, as an earlier poster described, the mattress crashing to the floor with us on top of it. Turned out the real reason the bed broke was because I don't read Ikea instructions very well. The woman I was with was still very impressed (once we'd both stopped laughing)!
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A long time ago, in a land far away called Colorado the wife and I were exercising, when the box spring decided to give up the ghost. 
Scared us half to death, but we repaired it and slept very nicely the rest of the night.
Scared us half to death, but we repaired it and slept very nicely the rest of the night.
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I'm gonna plead the 5th here. Personally, I'm not capable of breaking a bed, but I knew several men who seemed to have a knack for it.
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Yeah, but not for any really exciting reasons. When I was a little kid two of my cousins and I were jumping around on my aunt's bed, which was apparently some kind of antique and not meant to take that sort of abuse. Whoops...
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Yes I have... But it wasn't during sex... I choke-slammed a guy onto the bed and it broke.. 
TxRad
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Old beds are more prone to break if abused.
At the start of my first marriage my in-laws gave us a bed. It was nice and belonged at one time to my new wife's grandmother. I was in their guest room and was seldom used. We broke it by the second week of our marriage.
It had a wooden frame as well as a wooden headboard and foot board. We made kindling out of it. Try explaining that to the in-laws. Oh yes, the good times.
At the start of my first marriage my in-laws gave us a bed. It was nice and belonged at one time to my new wife's grandmother. I was in their guest room and was seldom used. We broke it by the second week of our marriage.
It had a wooden frame as well as a wooden headboard and foot board. We made kindling out of it. Try explaining that to the in-laws. Oh yes, the good times.
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Old beds are more prone to break if abused.
At the start of my first marriage my in-laws gave us a bed. It was nice and belonged at one time to my new wife's grandmother. I was in their guest room and was seldom used. We broke it by the second week of our marriage.
It had a wooden frame as well as a wooden headboard and foot board. We made kindling out of it. Try explaining that to the in-laws. Oh yes, the good times.
Hey...they made a movie about that, Tex! I think it was called 'The Burning Bed'!
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Yep. Not in a sexy way though. My bedframe is a second-hand DIY job, and each corner is only attached to the posts by a bracket held in by four tiny little screws. One night I sat on the bed and those screws sheared, so the corner went 'sprong'.
I witnessed a bed collapse ... from the next door. A couple of mutual friends hooked up for their first night together in the next room so my girlfriend and I were giggling the other side of the partitioning door, trying to figure out if indeed they were in the same bed. I took my hat off to my friend for striking up an impressive tempo - about the same as "Nellie the Elephant" and we had just turned away to let them get on with it, when there was the unmistakeable sound of splintering timber. I'm sure they must have heard our howls of laughter... I'm chuckling now as I write! ))
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My "breaking the bed" story is similarly solitary and unsexy.
I did once get it on in a ladies' nightclub bathroom where we later discovered we were blocking the only functioning stall for like twenty minutes, though. So I guess that qualifies as at least breaking some bladders.
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Me too - a futon frame - split a slat connected to a middle support "foot." Turns out when that support went, the bed became much noisier. Enough that the neighbors kept giving me funny looks in the elevator, and finally one slipped a complaint in my mailbox. I went with an equally cheap diy fix, which worked enough to mollify the neighbors. LOL - they must have just been envious. Right...?
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Do waterbeds count?
The leak occurred on the young lady's side. (Well, that was where the action had taken place.) We didn't notice at first; but then, an hour or so later, she woke me up to enquire if there had been any tsunami warnings.
The leak occurred on the young lady's side. (Well, that was where the action had taken place.) We didn't notice at first; but then, an hour or so later, she woke me up to enquire if there had been any tsunami warnings.
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Do waterbeds count?
The leak occurred on the young lady's side. (Well, that was where the action had taken place.) We didn't notice at first; but then, an hour or so later, she woke me up to enquire if there had been any tsunami warnings.
Pussy killed more, uh, cats killed more waterbeds than anything. They love the warm place to sleep. It's when they wake up, stretch, and flex their claws that the problems start,
