Brittany claims another heart

[Nexxus]

Sigh.
Its offical. My four year old has been biten. He won't stop singing "Lucky" and now he has the tape. He has seen her pictures and gets that vacant stare you women must know and love so well.
Aside from the time he tried to strip the Polish Au Pair of her bikini in the swimming pool, I've never felt I had to worry , but now I guess i have to have the "talk" with him. you know the one guys. "Son, if you have the chance to meet a girl like Brittany Spears and make her you girlfriend/sex slave...GO FOR IT Dammitt!!! And don't forget to ask if she has an older sister for your poor old Dad!"

And off the record...umm, well anyway. He is tall for his age, a tremendous flirt (LL, don't say a FUCKING word!), has the bluest eyes on the planet and works the Hooters resturant like a pro for me when I bring him.

I love my son soooooo much!!!

Nex

 

[KillerMuffin]

We've already got Hooters...can we have Cocks?

You know nex.... aside from the whole Brittany thing, which just weirds me out, alien/human relations are rather icky... I'm not surprised. After reading your posts for a while... I'm just not surprised.

I gotta meet the little bugger. My son is 5 and picks up chicks for daddy, if daddy ever stooped to noticing, but he won't have anything to do with girls himself. He's much more fascinated with Godzilla.

 

[Nexxus]

Oh God I'm predictable.

Oh well, I guess there are worse things in life....
Like liking Godzilla more than Hooters Chicks!!!


Nex.

 

[Bliss]

oopsie...

That's Britney. Ahem, sorry, heehee.

 

[Nexxus]

I stand korected.

Oops, thats corrected.

what a Payne!


Nex

 

[Bliss]

PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLT!

Don't make me sing "Gonna wash that man right outta my hair"!!

 

[Angelique]

Ahhhh...my eight year old daughter has been hit by the bug, too. She's fallen for 12 y/o singer, Billy Gilman...cute kid, tho'. I guess it could be worse.

 

[Patryn]

I hear ol' Brit was given a cease and desist order to stop calling and e-mailing Prince William. I am not kidding....if I can find the link I'll post it.

Ah....childhood crushed on stars. How sweet. Mine was Richard Dean Anderson when I was about 8, then Chris Sarandon at 12 (ahhh....I still think he's the most gorgeous man in the world, those eyes, that smile *blinks* sorry ), and Kyle MacLachlan shortly after that, maybe at 14. Heh...guess I've always liked older guys. But by that time, real boys didn't have cooties any more, and I had my first "boyfriend" in 8th grade. Still have his pic...cute little red haired boy. Wonder what ever happened to him.

 

[Nicole]

Well I hate to gloat here .... My four year old son wouldn't even know who Britany is (Thank-God).

He listens to my music, which is mostly Metal, so when he starts school and someone asks him if he likes Britany he won't know who they are talking about.

I love that about my Son.

 

[Nexxus]

Nicole, I need you to have your son talk to my son. He spends MUCH too much time with his two female cousins (one older one younger). I only have so much influence (I got him to enjoy Eric Johnson's "Cliffs of Dover") and he just loves women, which has me panic stricken about kindergarten.

Nex

Payne...What was the man doing in your hair in the first place? Was it time for a "cream rinse?"

 

[Endlessly]

But at least he wasn't Britney!

My first celebrity crush:

Doogie Howser.


Okay, I'm gonna go be quietly mortified now..

 

[Naked Hunny]

Its ok Endlessly !!

Mine was Mike Seaver ( Kirk Cameron)

 

[Laurel]

Not to burst your bubble, but I'm pretty sure Doogie (aka Neil Patrick Harris) came out of the old closet. It's the old married, gay, or crazy cliche...

Nex - You think THAT'S bad, but I can't get Manu away from this page:

http://thirsty.com/Common/StoryReview/1,2351,12~22198,00.html?

 

[April]

Is that the barest hint of nipple? Or am I just a dirty-minded pervert like my hubby's been calling me? LOL

 

[Naked Hunny]

Thanks alot Laurel

I wanted to check out the site but damn i didnt want to check out britneys half exposed nipple!!

 

[Patryn]

Doogie Howser's gay? I always thought there was something up between him and Vinnie.

*silently laughing at Endlessly and Hunny* At least my "men" had some intelligence. Just kidding. I love ya both. Still...Kirk Cameron?

 

[Naked Hunny]

Bite me Patryn

Do you realize i was 6 when Growing Pains came on!!??

 

[morgainefairy]

my first was on growing pains as well.
no, not THAT one.
no, not that one either.
leonardo dicaprio if anyone recalls played a homeless kid they took in.
i taped every episode he appeared in. OMG i can't believe i just admitted that!

 

[Naked Hunny]

Yours was Luke he played Luke sweetheart!! Gotta love early Leo

 

[morgainefairy]

believe it or not i actually did forget his name on the show--thx.

oh, and i must say his charm (and looks) have decreased ENORMOUSLY over the years!

 

[Never]

Hmmm. I think my first love was She-Ra.
Nope. It was the stepmother on Snow White. I'm thinking she could kick Britney's backside.

Wait. None of the above women are real. I think I have a problem.

 

[morgainefairy]

LMAO, never!!

 

[Rosebud]

My first love was robin in the 70's Batman show

 

[SimplySouthern]

Multi-part post ahead:

First, I am the proud owner of a 5-year old thatshocked me at his Kindergarten screening. We did all the little tests and met all the teachers. He looks at me with a very serious look on his face and said, "You know whos class I want to be in?" Thinking he was refering to a teacher, I said, "Who?" He points to this cute little blonde (wardrobe a la Briteny Spears) and says "Hers".

Second, I am ashamed to admit this....but I was IN LOVE with Ricky Schroder (sp?) when he was on Silver Spoons. Me and him...on the train. CHOOOOOO-CHOOOOOO

 

[Patryn]

Hunny, were you kidding? Because I was. Didn't mean to offend.