Problem Child
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I tried watching her HBO special tonight. That's right, HBO, the same channel that brings the Sopranos and Six Feet Under into my living room weekly to keep me entertained. The same network that gives us that original and cutting edge comedy, Sex in the city.
I am so ashamed.
She was doing one of her little slut dances and when she flipped her hair down I saw the 666 tattoed on her forehead. She's the devil. There were lot's of flames on the stage. She conjured them.
I sat through three or four songs, listening to her less-than-adequate voice and watching her trying to arouse me with her perky ass and supple young breasts. She even grabbed her breasts provocatively several times while she was wearing that skin-tight catsuit. I was not amused.
Then she salutes the true heroes of America, and tells us how proud she is of America.
Gag. Just sing and dance, bitch.
The ultimate insult was her bringing out Jon voight to do a little vignette on stage. Jon Voight, the once proud thespian who made such great films as Midnight Cowboy. Jon Voight, proud father-in-law of Billy Bob Thornton. Jon Voight, American acting legend.
I am sickened.
Do you think she'll last as long as Madonna? God, I hope not.
I'm okay now though. My "O Brother where art thou" soundtrack is flushing her poisonous venom from my veins. If that doesn't work, there's always Tom Petty.
I am so ashamed.
She was doing one of her little slut dances and when she flipped her hair down I saw the 666 tattoed on her forehead. She's the devil. There were lot's of flames on the stage. She conjured them.
I sat through three or four songs, listening to her less-than-adequate voice and watching her trying to arouse me with her perky ass and supple young breasts. She even grabbed her breasts provocatively several times while she was wearing that skin-tight catsuit. I was not amused.
Then she salutes the true heroes of America, and tells us how proud she is of America.
Gag. Just sing and dance, bitch.
The ultimate insult was her bringing out Jon voight to do a little vignette on stage. Jon Voight, the once proud thespian who made such great films as Midnight Cowboy. Jon Voight, proud father-in-law of Billy Bob Thornton. Jon Voight, American acting legend.
I am sickened.
Do you think she'll last as long as Madonna? God, I hope not.
I'm okay now though. My "O Brother where art thou" soundtrack is flushing her poisonous venom from my veins. If that doesn't work, there's always Tom Petty.
