Britains's Undeclared War!!!

Ordinary Bob

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Maybe they should learn to use a compass?


"Tell it to the marines... we've invaded the wrong country

Giles Tremlett in Madrid
Tuesday February 19, 2002
The Guardian

An attempt to show off their prowess at dawn assaults went badly wrong for a unit of heavily armed British Royal Marines at the weekend when they accidentally invaded the wrong country.

The platoon of some 30 marines stormed from a landing craft on to the San Felipe beach in the Spanish town of La Linea, carrying 60mm mortars and SA80 assault rifles, and took up defensive positions on the sand.

Instead of being fired on with blank rounds by fellow British soldiers pretending to be the enemy, the marines found themselves being stared at by startled local fishermen.

The enemy, when they appeared, turned out to be two blue-uniformed officers from La Linea's municipal police force, who informed the detachment of marines that they were not, as they had thought, in Gibraltar.

"They were told that they must have made a mistake. This sort of thing does not happen very often here," a police spokesman in La Linea said yesterday.

The marines beat a hasty retreat and went off to find the real Gibraltar. This, locals observed, was easily recognisable because it had a 1,398ft high rock sticking out of it. "
 
I remember that. The Spanish media had a field day. It was the most freakin' hilarious thing EVER!
 
HeavyStick said:
You need a new paper boy, that story is dated February.

Where can you get a good email newsboy these days?:p



yeah, its old, but still funny. Just the picture of a group of heavily armed Royal Marines hoisting heavy mortars onto the wrong beach, and startling two early morning fishmen is priceless...

Where was ppman when this happened and why no comment from him?:D
 
Smoke me a kipper...

Thanks to Monty Python, and Benny Hill, I can't even watch the BBC without be reminded of a skit I've seen before mocking the newscaster! Let alone, I can't watch any Brit Army exercise without being reminded of the MP skit where the Sergeant dismisses all the soldiers that would rather be doing something else than drill! Royal marines are some tough fellas, for being from Britain. (Must be all those Scots givin' them balls) Well, at least they didn't drop any bombs in Texas! :D
 
They were just putting the Spanish at their ease. The next time they ask for the rock the marines might have live rounds.

Hey, they invaded a smaller piece of rock in Algeria.
 
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