Brit thread.

[oo0_boo_0oo]

right words, wrong order...

 

[Guest]

Let me give you a hand there, dear, or would my warm, wet mouth be better? I haven't had a drink in ages, I could do with swallowing something large.

 

[Guest]

right words, wrong order...

Nope, just add "come" on the end.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

come??

Nahh, only kidding!!

Drink away honey pie.

Talking of "pie"................

 

[NoJo]

Nope, just add "come" on the end.

Come oh fuck I think I'm gonna.

 

[Guest]

come??

Nahh, only kidding!!

Drink away honey pie.

Talking of "pie"................

Stop it! I'm gonna pass out in a minute!!

I cannae take any more, Cap'n.

 

[oo0_boo_0oo]

Talking of "pie"................

Mr Kipling makes excedingly good ones...

 

[NoJo]

Now look what you've done, EL's gone.

Not playing.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Leave your ball???

 

[NoJo]

Not unless you got down on your hands and knees and begged

 

[Guest]

Right, that's in, I'm done in, knackered, bushed, shagged, fucked and everything else us Brits say when we are completely exhausted.

I need to go wash my hair.

And, have a long soak in a hot bubble bath.

See you soon you crazy Brit(s).

Katie

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Bye honey!!!

 

[oo0_boo_0oo]

Not unless you got down on your hands and knees and begged

roll over for a belly rub?

 

[oo0_boo_0oo]

nite nite Lou Xx

 

[English Lady]

Damn i go off and shag my husband in real life and I miss all the good stuff!

boo...lewd and Sub Joe....anyone still around? I'm up for doing my bit now *ewg*

 

[oggbashan]

The sun is over the yardarm...

At least it is in British Summer Time.

Anyone for a Pink Gin?

Og

 

[Guest]

If you're still up for a drink, Og, I'll pass on the Pink Gin, thanks, and have a Red Bull and Vodka instead.

Lou

 

[English Lady]

pink gin? eek!


I'm still a rum and coke girl!


how are we brits today?

 

[Guest]

Hi, EL! I also like rum and coke, so we could get a bottle of each and sneak off somewhere, to mix our own.

I'm feeling very good, thanks, amazingly brilliant, in fact! Just completely knackered.

Hope you're doing good!

Lou

 

[English Lady]

*grins* well I don't take my drink very well *chuckles* so i don't think I'd get far down the bottle of rum *L*


I'm good....a bit frustrated...can't seem to get a cooker for a decent price anywhere. Saw one today and it was blummin out of stock*L* Oh well ....the search continues!

 

[Guest]

It's ok, I'll drink any you don't want. Not that I'm a hardened drinker, or anything...



Anyway, we might distract each other a little too much to worry about how much we've drunk (or not drunk, as the case may be. )


Good luck with your cooker hunt! Is it just microwave meals and take aways for now?

Lou

 

[oggbashan]

I used to like real Navy Rum - not the watered down Grog, but the treacly stuff.

You can't get it any more since the Navy abolished the tot.

Sigh.

Og

PS. I couldn't survive on a US Navy vessel. They're dry!!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

yeah, from what I've heard, they have to be. They've got enough of a drug problem!!!!

In the below deck ghetto's!

 

[oggbashan]

Real Navy Rum was an anaesthetic, a disinfectant and an aperient. Good for paint stripping as well.

Drugs do not have the same kudos.

Og

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Dunno what's wrong with a good old-fashioned beer myself!!!

Talking of which, back in a mo.......................