Brit thread.

[English Lady]

Lou....*grins* Are you planning to distract me then?


Well we do have a cooker....the ignition doesn't work properly and the oven is HOT....you can't alter the temperature at all...so we can cook (sort of) but I long for a proper responsive cooker*L*


*waiting patiently for the return of the lewd*

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Hi Lady *hic*

Soz, had a cupple!!!

Hehehehe!!!£$%

oops!

 

[English Lady]

Hi lewd...I can tell you've had a few.


your head buried between my bosoms is a dead giveaway....

 

[lewdandlicentious]

But I tripped, honestly!!!!!

YUM!

 

[English Lady]

Well ok...you might have tripped...but why then are you still lodged in there?

 

[lewdandlicentious]

I'm stuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*moves forward deliberately as you attempt to back off*

 

[English Lady]

Stuck? oh not another one. this is why the EU wanted me to carry a warning sign!


Lewd...can you breath down there....?

 

[lewdandlicentious]

*muffled*

Yes it's OK, My mouth is lower down your chest.

Tell you what, this would be a helluva way to die.

Absolute bliss!!!

 

[English Lady]

Well As long as you can still breath....


now then....what can we use to lube up your head? Then you'd just POP out no problems....

 

[Guest]

Sorry about dropping out of the party, folks, I crashed out a couple of hours ago - literally! I couldn't keep my eyes open. Poor Katie-Lou was very, very tired.

Might be going down with something...

Lou

 

[English Lady]

oh dear Lou I hope you're not coming down with anything terrible!!! drink lots and get some vitamins inside of you

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Going down with, or........................................

 

[Guest]

oh dear Lou I hope you're not coming down with anything terrible!!! drink lots and get some vitamins inside of you

Yeah, thanks, EL. Although I did get plenty inside me today - nutrient wise.

I had a lot of sucky sweets.

Ok, maybe not so nutritious, but a hell of a suger rush!

I feel much better for that kip now!

Lou

 

[Guest]

Going down with, or........................................

Well, you know what I mean.

Lou

 

[English Lady]

a nap often does the trick


Lewd...you really are rude!!! *L*

 

[Guest]

a nap often does the trick


Lewd...you really are rude!!! *L*

Yep, it sure does! It's just, that's not normally like me, though. Ho hum.

Yes, he is, very!!!!

Katie-Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Ladies,

Fucking huge LOL!!!!



Hey-ho!!!

 

[English Lady]

Sometimes your body just decides to shut down of its own accord. You obviously really needed the rest

 

[Guest]

Sometimes your body just decides to shut down of its own accord. You obviously really needed the rest

That's for sure!

Lew: LOL yourself.

Lou

 

[English Lady]

If lewd could LOL himself....he wouldn't be bothering us ladies now would he*L*

 

[Guest]

If lewd could LOL himself....he wouldn't be bothering us ladies now would he*L*

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Now *that* would be a sight!

Reminds me of another thread, eh Lew?

Lou

Edited for more crap spelling in this post. I can't fecking type tonight!!!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Hahaha!!

Oh yes indeed sweet Lou.

I need a nap now!!

 

[Guest]

Hehehe! I'm not surprised.

You've been a posting demon again here tonight. Not long 'til your 1000 babe!

Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

I know, I'm gonna get more involved in the quick-fire threads to pump it up more quickly.

 

[Guest]

It doesn't need any pumping up from where I'm sitting, hon!

Lou