Brit thread.

[Dar~]

no, I am way too fat to be Buffy
I am Fluffy, the Vampire Slayer . . .snickerchortleguffaw

So aside from not being british, what is there thats good about you . . .

 

[Samandiriel]

What do you mean??? I was only talking about the floors in my house. Some people have such filthy minds.

That's what I meant...what if I was one of those roving Home decorators??? You'd be in such trouble now.

Where did the ringbearer go???

 

[Samandiriel]

no, I am way too fat to be Buffy
I am Fluffy, the Vampire Slayer . . .snickerchortleguffaw

So aside from not being british, what is there thats good about you . . .

I can kill with just my thoughts. And you?

 

[Guest]

That's what I meant...what if I was one of those roving Home decorators??? You'd be in such trouble now.

Where did the ringbearer go???

I would? Oh goodie!

He went to get a drink. This is thirsty work.

 

[Dar~]

I'm not really outside Shang's window.

*ducks and runs*


So dark and So sexy.

 

[Samandiriel]

I would? Oh goodie!

He went to get a drink. This is thirsty work.

What work, he hasn't done shit.

 

[Guest]

What work, he hasn't done shit.

Not that you could see anyway. Most of what we do is in private. Note, I said "most".

 

[Samandiriel]

Not that you could see anyway. Most of what we do is in private. Note, I said "most".

Give me just a sec.......and........nope, sorry couldn't work up a "Wow, I'm impressed."

 

[Guest]

Give me just a sec.......and........nope, sorry couldn't work up a "Wow, I'm impressed."

Bitch.

You still want that threesome?

 

[Samandiriel]

Bitch.

You still want that threesome?

Whore.

If you're up to it you sad cow.

 

[Guest]

Whore.

If you're up to it you sad cow.

Crusty knickers.

Me up to it??? HA! I'd kill you.

 

[Samandiriel]

Crusty knickers.

Me up to it??? HA! I'd kill you.

Slaghag.

Planning on chewing your way out of the restraints?

 

[Guest]

Slaghag.

Planning on chewing your way out of the restraints?

Twat!

No, but I can go on and on and on and on. Even if I pass out, I won't stop.

 

[Samandiriel]

Twat!

No, but I can go on and on and on and on. Even if I pass out, I won't stop.

Fishsnogger.

Oh fuck...let's have a few more pints then, eh?

 

[Guest]

Fishsnogger.

Oh fuck...let's have a few more pints then, eh?

You're the dog's bollocks.

That's a plan!

 

[Samandiriel]

You're the dog's bollocks.

That's a plan!

Golly gee, you're like the flea infested sewer rat my mum wouldn't let me have...drink up.

 

[Guest]

Golly gee, you're like the flea infested sewer rat my mum wouldn't let me have...drink up.

You silly twat, I was being highly complimentary! Not so multi-national, are you???

 

[Samandiriel]

You silly twat, I was being highly complimentary! Not so multi-national, are you???

Don't get all pissy I enjoy your half hearted attempt at friendship, it makes you seem almost real to me.
And besides....I was the one giving out the compliments.



Now she thinks she's the fucking queen.

 

[Guest]

Don't get all pissy I enjoy your half hearted attempt at friendship, it makes you seem almost real to me.
And besides....I was the one giving out the compliments.



Now she thinks she's the fucking queen.

Oh stop trying to be such a bloody smartass. Let's fuck.

 

[Samandiriel]

Oh stop trying to be such a bloody smartass. Let's fuck.

Your crib or mine?

 

[Guest]

Your crib or mine?

Mine. I'm heading there now, feel free to follow.

 

[Samandiriel]

Mine. I'm heading there now, feel free to follow.

Let me put your leash on first.

 

[Guest]

Let me put your leash on first.

HA! I'd like to see you try.

 

[Goldie Munro]

Someone said leash???

 

[Guest]

Someone said leash???

Yes, Sam (my new friend that Abs got her jealous knickers in a twist about) did.