Brit thread.

oggbashan said:
The US should be careful.

One of the plots we haven't revealed under our flawed Freedom of Information Act is the plan to burn the White House again. Was it supposed to happen when a Republican President was elected for a second term or a Democrat? Does it matter? There is so much hot air in the West Wing that a single lighted match would do.

Where did I leave the Swan Vestas?

Og

I've got you covered, Og. I'd say I'll bring the petrol can, but as you said, with all that hot air, it will go up in a second. Watch you don't singe your beard. ;)
 
We would be most awfully grateful if the US would reciprocate by destroying 10 Downing Street.

It was built very shoddily by a speculative builder and really needs replacing by a structure that doesn't need propping up.

I suppose I am expecting too much. The Germans missed it. The IRA missed it. Why should the US do any better?

Og
 
I suppose I am expecting too much. The Germans missed it. The IRA missed it. Why should the US do any better?

Og[/QUOTE]

Theyre very good at hitting targets that are on their side (friendly fire) and besides they havent got us back for the RAF bombing Glenn Miller!
:rolleyes:
 
lewdandlicentious said:
I have to say Tatey, I did like your







GOONERS!!!!

:cool: So glad you did, hon.

It was very well timed, too, right after the penalty shoot-out!!! :D
 
hotchkiss said:
Theyre very good at hitting targets that are on their side (friendly fire) and besides they havent got us back for the RAF bombing Glenn Miller!
:rolleyes:

Why should they? That was just anonymous expressing music criticism. As usual anonymous failed. Glenn Miller's music survives and his band is still touring. I'm not sure whether the band members have had a secret anti-ageing process applied or whether they are sponsored by the CIA to undermine anti-american music.

Og
 
lewdandlicentious said:
I have to say Tatey, I did like your







GOONERS!!!!

*Strolls around and whistles nonchalently wondering just where that wailing noise is coming from*
 
neonlyte said:
*Strolls around and whistles nonchalently wondering just where that wailing noise is coming from*

:(

Don't be horrible.

:(

(He'll get you for that. Can I watch? :devil: :p )
 
Tatelou said:
:(

Don't be horrible.

:(

(He'll get you for that. Can I watch? :devil: :p )

I was hoping you'd join in :p

Didn't see the game, saw the last one when I was in England (it wasn't pretty) this read better - yes I get it online text feed, got to be the world's worst way to watch footy - until cable goes in later this year.

Seriously - commiserations. (especially a german side)
 
neonlyte said:
I was hoping you'd join in :p

Didn't see the game, saw the last one when I was in England (it wasn't pretty) this read better - yes I get it online text feed, got to be the world's worst way to watch footy - until cable goes in later this year.

Seriously - commiserations. (especially a german side)

Of course I'd join in. There'd be no stopping me. ;)

Hmmm, yes, text feed is not a brilliant way to "watch" the footy. It was a good match, at least they went out fighting.

Thank you. :kiss: (Exactly!)
 
Yeh... But

1 - 0 against a team that had their leading scorer sent off in the ninth minute...

Not exactly sparkling.
 
neonlyte said:
Yeh... But

1 - 0 against a team that had their leading scorer sent off in the ninth minute...

Not exactly sparkling.

No, but... yeah, but...

:rolleyes:

A win is a win.

With Henry injured, too.

:p
 
God is an Englishman

A little less of this British nonsense please. This thread is mainly occupied by good right thinking English people. Not a place for Celtic or even a bunch of foreign riffs :D

"The English, the English, the English are best , so up with the English and down with the rest" Michael Flanders. :nana:
 
ozymandiask said:
A little less of this British nonsense please. This thread is mainly occupied by good right thinking English people. Not a place for Celtic or even a bunch of foreign riffs :D

"The English, the English, the English are best , so up with the English and down with the rest" Michael Flanders. :nana:

But you're an Aussie (or native to these shores?)
 
I thought this thread was the best place to put my news:

Tonight, with help from a few Councillors, I managed to stop City Hall charging for car parking on our seafront this summer.

We did the same last year.

Anyone bet I won't have to fight the same battle NEXT year?

Og
 
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