Brit thread.

[Guest]

he was picking up his sticks and stones I bet.

Hahaha! Or playing hoop-la, perhaps?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hahaha! Or playing hoop-la, perhaps?

tiddly winks?....LOL.......I'm glad no one can see us.

 

[Guest]

tiddly winks?....LOL.......I'm glad no one can see us.

LOL! You're glad. I'm glad. My ass is fucking ecstatic!!! Or not.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

LOL! You're glad. I'm glad. My ass is fucking ecstatic!!! Or not.

It's lilke a secret club for blondes but run by brunettes.

 

[Guest]

It's lilke a secret club for blondes but run by brunettes.

Yes, which makes us even more scary. I do enjoy the handshake, though.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yes, which makes us even more scary. I do enjoy the handshake, though.

I think everyone else is jealous of us, don't you?

 

[Guest]

I think everyone else is jealous of us, don't you?

Um, yes, of course. How could they not be? They wanna be crazy bitches, too. Especially the men.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Um, yes, of course. How could they not be? They wanna be crazy bitches, too. Especially the men.

I hear that...the men want to be blonde bitches and worship at our feet.

 

[Guest]

I hear that...the men want to be blonde bitches and worship at our feet.

We could easily make them our bitches. I'd like some new toys for Christmas.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

We could easily make them our bitches. I'd like some new toys for Christmas.

yes, we could.....I want some too and some new clothes and a smoking jacket with my initials

 

[Guest]

yes, we could.....I want some too and some new clothes and a smoking jacket with my initials

Ok, they'll have to provide us with all we ask, otherwise they are out. I want underwear, lots of underwear, including a black leather corset.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Ok, they'll have to provide us with all we ask, otherwise they are out. I want underwear, lots of underwear, including a black leather corset.

Oohhh good choice....me too. You should get a whip too and a new paddle.

 

[Guest]

Oohhh good choice....me too. You should get a whip too and a new paddle.

I'll add them to the list, along with yards of black satin ribbon.

They can all hear this: I'm off to bed now! G'night, love!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'll add them to the list, along with yards of black satin ribbon.

They can all hear this: I'm off to bed now! G'night, love!

I'll decloak to say goodnight sweetie.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

He's such a wanker.

Oh fucking am I now????

 

[Guest]

Oh fucking am I now????

Eep!

Abs, he heard us.



Hey Hon! How are ya?

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Eep!

Abs, he heard us.



Hey Hon! How are ya?

Knackered. had a great wan....................

 

[Guest]

Knackered. had a great wan....................

PMSL!!!!!!!!

I'm shocked.

NOT!

I wonder when that bad voice will get me to do bad things again?

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Probably quite soon!!!

 

[Guest]

Probably quite soon!!!

Music to my ears.

Love the new AV, hon!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Thank you dear. I little pixie-elf made it for me!!!

 

[Guest]

Thank you dear. I little pixie-elf made it for me!!!

Awwww!

Cupcake, that's me! Or am I Candycane?

 

[lewdandlicentious]

With a location like that honey, you can be any sort of cane you like!!!!

 

[Guest]

With a location like that honey, you can be any sort of cane you like!!!!

Yes, Santa, but it's up to you to choose what the treatment shall be.

Love your location, babe!!! I only just noticed it!!!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Awwww!

Cupcake, that's me! Or am I Candycane?

A heady mixture of the two, without the giggling!!!