Brit thread.

[Guest]

Haha, you wish, with THOSE shoved in your face!!!!

Oooh yes, indeedy!!!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Oooh yes, indeedy!!!

Hmmmmmm, now that's something I'd like to see!!!!!

 

[Guest]

Hmmmmmm, now that's something I'd like to see!!!!!

You surprise me! LOL!

You ain't the only one, babe.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

You surprise me! LOL!

You ain't the only one, babe.

Haha, yes I'm sure!!!

 

[Guest]

Haha, yes I'm sure!!!

I bet!

Bloody hell, babe! FUN!

 

[matriarch]

Excuse me??!!

You two talkin' about me and my acoutrements??

They ain't for pushin'.......except in the right place and the right time, and with the right hands.

 

[Guest]

Excuse me??!!

You two talkin' about me and my acoutrements??

They ain't for pushin'.......except in the right place and the right time, and with the right hands.

 

[Guest]

Brit thread twat bump type thing.

 

[oggbashan]

Extra information about cake recipe:

Ovens and microwaves vary. It is a good idea to check that the cake is fully cooked by pushing a clean skewer or thin knife in before removing from oven/microwave. If the skewer or knife comes out clean then all is OK. If it has some cake mixture on it leave to cook for longer otherwise cake will collapse in the centre.

Og

 

[Guest]

Extra information about cake recipe:

Ovens and microwaves vary. It is a good idea to check that the cake is fully cooked by pushing a clean skewer or thin knife in before removing from oven/microwave. If the skewer or knife comes out clean then all is OK. If it has some cake mixture on it leave to cook for longer otherwise cake will collapse in the centre.

Og

Cheers, Og! That explains a lot.

(S'ok, I'm only kidding, I always do that. )

Lou

 

[oggbashan]

Cheers, Og! That explains a lot.

(S'ok, I'm only kidding, I always do that. )

Lou

As almost any competent cook would do. Even I can make that cake.

I don't wear it. I can't eat it now either. It would bust my diet.

Og

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Excuse me??!!

You two talkin' about me and my acoutrements??

They ain't for pushin'.......except in the right place and the right time, and with the right hands.

Yep!

You gotta problem with that???

 

[Guest]

Oi! You rude dude! Fancy a snog?

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Hmmm, let me just think about that for one sec...........

YES!

 

[Guest]

Hmmm, let me just think about that for one sec...........

YES!

LOL!

I'm ready...

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Pucker up baby!!!!!

 

[Guest]

I'm puckering!!!

Come 'ere, you sexy dude!!!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

MMMMMMMMMMWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPP!

I'm gonna cop a feel...

 

[lewdandlicentious]

SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPP!

I'm gonna cop a feel...

Oh I'm shocked!!!

 

[Guest]

Oh I'm shocked!!!

PMSL!!!!

Not like me at all, is it?

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Naaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

Naaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

LOL!!!!

Nah, you're right, I never stop at copping a feel.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

As long as you're not feeling a Cop!!!!!

 

[Guest]

Hahaha! No, I prefer a different kind of uniform.