Brit thread.

lewdandlicentious · Nov 24, 2004

Nope!

Guest · Nov 24, 2004

You know what that means.

CharleyH · Nov 24, 2004

HEY! There's a British guy in my CHRISTMAS CONTEST STORY!

(bats eyelashes)

Guest · Nov 24, 2004

CharleyH said:
HEY! There's a British guy in my CHRISTMAS CONTEST STORY!

(bats eyelashes)

Story pushing HO!

Lauren Hynde · Nov 24, 2004

oggbashan · Nov 24, 2004

Recipe. Not for diabetics or me.

Chocolate Cake
Ingredients
CAKE ICING
6 1/2oz (190g) plain flour 2oz (50g) butter
2 tbsp cocoa 4 tbsp cocoa,sifted
1 tsp bicarbonate of soda 2 tbsp milk
1 tsp baking powder 5oz (150g) icing sugar
5oz (150g) caster sugar
2 tbsp golden syrup
2 eggs,beaten
1/4pt (150ml) sunflower oil
1/4pt (150ml) milk

Method

1.Line the bases of 2 greased and base-lined 7in(18cm) sandwich tins.

2.Sift the flour, cocoa, bicarbonate of soda and baking powder into a bowl. Add sugar and mix well.

3.Make a well in the centre, add syrup, eggs, oil and milk. Beat well until smooth.

4.Spoon into sandwich tins to cook.

5.Cook at 350F, 180C, Gas 4 for 25-30 min.

6.Turn out and cool on a wire rack.

7.Meanwhile make icing: melt butter, add cocoa and cook on hob for 1 minute.

8.Stir in milk and icing sugar and mix until smooth.

9.Sandwich cakes together with a little icing, swirl remainder
over the top of the cake, using a small palette knife.

OR:

Chocolate Cake (Microwave)
Ingredients
CAKE ICING
6 1/2oz (190g) plain flour 2oz (50g) butter
2 tbsp cocoa 4 tbsp cocoa,sifted
1 tsp bicarbonate of soda 2 tbsp milk
1 tsp baking powder 5oz (150g) icing sugar
5oz (150g) caster sugar
2 tbsp golden syrup
2 eggs,beaten
1/4pt (150ml) sunflower oil
1/4pt (150ml) milk

Method

1. Line the bases of 2 8in(20cm) micro-proof dishes with a circle of kitchen paper to cook in microwave.

2. Sift the flour, cocoa, bicarbonate of soda and baking powder into a bowl. Add sugar and mix well.

3. Make a well in the centre, add syrup, eggs, oil and milk. Beat well until smooth.

4. Spoon into sandwich dishes to cook.

5. Cook on full power for 5 minutes (650watt).

6. Remove cake from microwave. Allow to stand for 3 minutes. Turn out carefully and wrap tightly in cling film. Leave to cool on a wire rack.

7.Meanwhile make icing: Put butter in a bowl, cook on medium power for 2 minutes or until well melted. Stir in cocoa, mix well until smooth and cook on medium power for further 1½ minutes.

8.Stir in milk and icing sugar and mix until smooth.

9.Sandwich cakes together with a little icing, swirl remainder over the top of the cake, using a small palette knife.

Note: tsp=teaspoon; tbsp=tablespoon

CharleyH · Nov 24, 2004

Tatelou said:
Story pushing HO!

Ho, ho, ho

takes one to know one!

Guest · Nov 24, 2004

Re: Recipe. Not for diabetics or me.

oggbashan said:
Chocolate Cake
Ingredients
CAKE ICING
6 1/2oz (190g) plain flour 2oz (50g) butter
2 tbsp cocoa 4 tbsp cocoa,sifted
1 tsp bicarbonate of soda 2 tbsp milk
1 tsp baking powder 5oz (150g) icing sugar
5oz (150g) caster sugar
2 tbsp golden syrup
2 eggs,beaten
1/4pt (150ml) sunflower oil
1/4pt (150ml) milk

Method

1.Line the bases of 2 greased and base-lined 7in(18cm) sandwich tins.

2.Sift the flour, cocoa, bicarbonate of soda and baking powder into a bowl. Add sugar and mix well.

3.Make a well in the centre, add syrup, eggs, oil and milk. Beat well until smooth.

4.Spoon into sandwich tins to cook.

5.Cook at 350F, 180C, Gas 4 for 25-30 min.

6.Turn out and cool on a wire rack.

7.Meanwhile make icing: melt butter, add cocoa and cook on hob for 1 minute.

8.Stir in milk and icing sugar and mix until smooth.

9.Sandwich cakes together with a little icing, swirl remainder
over the top of the cake, using a small palette knife.

OR:

Chocolate Cake (Microwave)
Ingredients
CAKE ICING
6 1/2oz (190g) plain flour 2oz (50g) butter
2 tbsp cocoa 4 tbsp cocoa,sifted
1 tsp bicarbonate of soda 2 tbsp milk
1 tsp baking powder 5oz (150g) icing sugar
5oz (150g) caster sugar
2 tbsp golden syrup
2 eggs,beaten
1/4pt (150ml) sunflower oil
1/4pt (150ml) milk

Method

1. Line the bases of 2 8in(20cm) micro-proof dishes with a circle of kitchen paper to cook in microwave.

2. Sift the flour, cocoa, bicarbonate of soda and baking powder into a bowl. Add sugar and mix well.

3. Make a well in the centre, add syrup, eggs, oil and milk. Beat well until smooth.

4. Spoon into sandwich dishes to cook.

5. Cook on full power for 5 minutes (650watt).

6. Remove cake from microwave. Allow to stand for 3 minutes. Turn out carefully and wrap tightly in cling film. Leave to cool on a wire rack.

7.Meanwhile make icing: Put butter in a bowl, cook on medium power for 2 minutes or until well melted. Stir in cocoa, mix well until smooth and cook on medium power for further 1½ minutes.

8.Stir in milk and icing sugar and mix until smooth.

9.Sandwich cakes together with a little icing, swirl remainder over the top of the cake, using a small palette knife.

Note: tsp=teaspoon; tbsp=tablespoon

Oooh, yum!

Ok, I'm off to bake a cake...

:rose:

fifty5 · Nov 24, 2004

Tatelou said:
LOL! Are there any you don't like?

No, but the one that inspired my 'poem' is still my fave.

Eff

Guest · Nov 25, 2004

This definitely needs a bump today.

I hope I'm not talking to myself for too long...

matriarch · Nov 25, 2004

Tatelou said:
This definitely needs a bump today.

I hope I'm not talking to myself for too long...

Nope, sexy. I hear you.

:kiss:

Guest · Nov 25, 2004

matriarch said:
Nope, sexy. I hear you.

matriarch · Nov 25, 2004

Tatelou said:

Yummmmmmmm, how about we swap cleavages for a while......I'll show you mine, if you show me yours....... :kiss:

Guest · Nov 25, 2004

matriarch said:
Yummmmmmmm, how about we swap cleavages for a while......I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.......

Ok, I'm crawling closer to the camera... :devil:

matriarch · Nov 25, 2004

Tatelou said:
Ok, I'm crawling closer to the camera...

Oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, yes indeed.........almost close enough to

Guest · Nov 25, 2004

matriarch said:
Oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, yes indeed.........almost close enough to

Come on then, your turn (then I'll let you do some writing.

)

matriarch · Nov 25, 2004

Tatelou said:
Come on then, your turn (then I'll let you do some writing. )

There you go..........(look left, sweetie.........

) that close enough????

Guest · Nov 25, 2004

matriarch said:
There you go..........(look left, sweetie......... ) that close enough????

Phwoar! Yep!

*reaching out my hands and giving a squeeze* :devil:

matriarch · Nov 25, 2004

Tatelou said:
Phwoar! Yep!

*reaching out my hands and giving a squeeze*

*laughing and gasping at the same time*........ok, play time over, I must get at least an hour's writing done. Guilt is overtaking me now.

have fun love.

:kiss:

Guest · Nov 25, 2004

matriarch said:
*laughing and gasping at the same time*........ok, play time over, I must get at least an hour's writing done. Guilt is overtaking me now.

have fun love.

Happy writing, hon.

Oh, I will. :devil:

matriarch · Nov 25, 2004

Tatelou said:
Phwoar! Yep!

*reaching out my hands and giving a squeeze*

*laughing and gasping at the same time*........ok, play time over, I must get at least an hour's writing done. Guilt is overtaking me now.

have fun love.

:kiss:

Guest · Nov 25, 2004

Woah! Am I having my groundhog day, or summat?

lewdandlicentious · Nov 25, 2004

matriarch said:
Nope, sexy. I hear you.

She is isn't she?????

lewdandlicentious · Nov 25, 2004

Tatelou said:
Woah! Am I having my groundhog day, or summat?

Haha, you wish, with THOSE shoved in your face!!!!

Guest · Nov 25, 2004

lewdandlicentious said:
She is isn't she?????

(Edited, cos I saw you edited yours.

).

Why, thank you, baby! You're fucking HOT yourself!!!

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