Bring Back Desireeessentials

[neci]

unsweet iced tea

bottomless cup

 

[rimmy]

Downmarket K Mart.

You mean there's more downmarket than K Mart?

 

[rimmy]

OK Aldi is not so bad. What about ILOVEPOUNDLAND.

What about BERGAMOTLOVER4U?

 

[Sean]

You mean there's more downmarket than K Mart?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKsGKERivTQ

 

[rimmy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKsGKERivTQ

I used to love that song. Thanks, cunt.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Oh my gosh bring back The Tits!

 

[spacekowboy]

Oh my gosh bring back The Tits!

http://i.imgur.com/45WW0wy.gif

 

[PeteHulbert37]

http://media.giphy.com/media/TV2MID3faZ0Zy/giphy.gif

 

[Aglaopheme]

Giftastic!

 

[JohnnySavage]

I hope he comes back with a 1 at the end of his name.

That's like tattooing a giant L on your forehead.

 

[Killswitch1]

I hope he comes back with a 1 at the end of his name.

That's like tattooing a giant L on your forehead.

Relax Taltos.

 

[neci]

didn't he say he planned on just leaving one day?

fucker.

 

[girlsmiley]

Here's the comprehensive list of "Pulling a killswitch":

*Fabricating information
*Pretending to know what's going on
*Claiming insider info when you have none
*Skimming posts
*Rooting for the underdog, no matter what the underdog did
*White-knighting (can also be called " Pulling a Pete ")

Feel free to add your own.

You are very young. And I don't mean your age.

You're a pipsqueak. "Pip pip!"

Which is why people aren't 'adding their own.'

They can't be arsed. There's no good reason to.

You may not necessarily feel young, but come back when you've had a little more life experience. Then the people with common sense might just decide to "add their own". Without you wishing them to do so.

For example when it's worth adding to. Because right now? It ain't.

 

[girlsmiley]

I won a few smackaroonies on the horses this arvo.

Huge smile on my face before bed. Spoke to my sister after having a very vivid dream about her last night.

 

[girlsmiley]

I don't often dream of my brothers and sisters, so if I do I make sure to call them as soon as I can.

 

[kbate]

Bright side? You can justifiably put tons of us in the woodchipper now instead of just Des.

Excuse me, but Pookie uses an axe, it's my damned woodchipper.

Please attempt to keep your psychotic bitches straight.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Excuse me, but Pookie uses an axe, it's my damned woodchipper.

Please attempt to keep your psychotic bitches straight.

Quotation GOLD!

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[Disgustipated]

I won a few smackaroonies on the horses this arvo.

Huge smile on my face before bed. Spoke to my sister after having a very vivid dream about her last night.

I don't often dream of my brothers and sisters, so if I do I make sure to call them as soon as I can.

lol, wut?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Of course you are; here's a chocolate.

You never know what you're gonna get...

 

[butters]

has he resurrected yet?


i'll make some tea when he does and we can all have cake

 

[Que]

has he Desurrected yet?


i'll make some tea when he does and we can all have cake

FYP

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[butters]

FYP

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nice one

 

[Pookie]

Excuse me, but Pookie uses an axe, it's my damned woodchipper.

Please attempt to keep your psychotic bitches straight.

I do use a woodchipper for dead hookers, but that is more a Lord Pmann fetish that I do with him.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm having a dirty protest til he's back. I'm not cleaning Ruby's litter tray and she's on the roof with a banner.

 

[butters]

i'd suggest a sit-in protest but since we're all here anyway who'd notice?


get the comfy chair, fata - we need to interrogate laurel