Breakfast Competition

[scheherazade_79]

Something to enjoy while you eat your Weetabix...

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l16/scheherazade_79/Priority.jpg​

This is a Priority Seating sign from Japan's metro. Question is, what conditions do all the little pictures represent?

I'll put the answers up at 9pm tonight

 

[JagFarlane]

My guesses...

1) Person with baby
2) Person with toddler
3) Pregnant woman
4) Woman about to give birth

 

[English Lady]

1, disabled person

2 mother and child

3 Pregnant lady.

4 Someone giving birth.

I think.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

(1) People excited to be on train

(2) Ventriloquists with psychic dummies

(4) Players in new Radioactive Basketball League

(5) Ventriloquists whose psychic dummies are escaping from Radioactive Basketballs

 

[Guest]

(1) People excited to be on train

(2) Ventriloquists with psychic dummies

(4) Players in new Radioactive Basketball League

(5) Ventriloquists whose psychic dummies are escaping from Radioactive Basketballs

Spit out my coffee.

Zoot!!!!

 

[Guest]

Something to enjoy while you eat your Weetabix...

This is a Priority Seating sign from Japan's metro. Question is, what conditions do all the little pictures represent?

I'll put the answers up at 9pm tonight

This is actually the doctored version of the sign. (It's on Snopes.)

I remember seeing it before.

Still funny as hell, though!

 

[Carnevil9]

The full story is here, if you don't want to wait until 9 pm.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/metro.asp

 

[scheherazade_79]

The full story is here, if you don't want to wait until 9 pm.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/metro.asp

Doesn't that count as a thread-spoiler?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Doesn't that count as a thread-spoiler?

Or cheating

 

[scheherazade_79]

Or cheating

*sigh* I just thought it would be more fun if everyone had the chance to see where their imagination took them on those pics.

 

[Guest]

*sigh* I just thought it would be more fun if everyone had the chance to see where their imagination took them on those pics.

I'm still laughing at zoot's interpretation.

Question, though?

What's Weetabix?

 

[scheherazade_79]

I'm still laughing at zoot's interpretation.

Question, though?

What's Weetabix?

Me too!

Weetabix... It's kind of like dried horseshit that you pour milk over. It tastes acceptable with about 3 heaped tablespoons of sugar sprinkled on it.

If you haven't tried it, don't worry - you haven't missed much

 

[Guest]

Me too!

Weetabix... It's kind of like dried horseshit that you pour milk over. It tastes acceptable with about 3 heaped tablespoons of sugar sprinkled on it.

If you haven't tried it, don't worry - you haven't missed much

 

[Carnevil9]

Doesn't that count as a thread-spoiler?

That's why I included the warning. Duh!

 

[scheherazade_79]

That's why I included the warning. Duh!

I still don't get why you felt the need to put it there in the first place.

 

[Guest]

Something to enjoy while you eat your Weetabix...

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l16/scheherazade_79/Priority.jpg​

This is a Priority Seating sign from Japan's metro. Question is, what conditions do all the little pictures represent?

I'll put the answers up at 9pm tonight

Back to the original post?

1. Big ol' erection
2. One of the seven dwarves (I'm thinking Happy) on top of the Big ol' erection
3. Another of the dwarves (probably Horny) climbing under a gal's dress
4. The dwarf who is under her dress has a really long dick

 

[Trombonus]

Ok, here's what we got...

1) Austin Powers constructing some kind of smoke bomb
2) Austin Powers is reading the paper while Felicity Shagwell is unpacking their bag of equipment.
3) Austin Powers continues to read while Felicity mistakenly opens an umbrella.
4) Moments after event #3, Mini Me (who had been spying on Austin and Felicity) reveals himself but gets stuck and is caught hanging upside down.

It's all so obvious!

 

[DesertPirate]

*sigh* I just thought it would be more fun if everyone had the chance to see where their imagination took them on those pics.

some people are just jerks

 

[scheherazade_79]

I was never keen on the idea in the first place, but EL and JagFarlane just put me off having a baby for life. No way am I ever giving birth on a train seat to something that looks like a skittle...

Although it does look like quite a chilled out, stress-free, zero effort delivery

 

[scheherazade_79]

Back to the original post?

1. Big ol' erection
2. One of the seven dwarves (I'm thinking Happy) on top of the Big ol' erection
3. Another of the dwarves (probably Horny) climbing under a gal's dress
4. The dwarf who is under her dress has a really long dick

Don't all dwarves have a whopper chopper? I'm sure I read somewhere that the growth in that part of their body isn't stunted. I'm never likely to find out anyway, and I'm skating on dangerously thin ice with the PC brigade, so I'm cutting that thought in its tracks.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Ok, here's what we got...

1) Austin Powers constructing some kind of smoke bomb
2) Austin Powers is reading the paper while Felicity Shagwell is unpacking their bag of equipment.
3) Austin Powers continues to read while Felicity mistakenly opens an umbrella.
4) Moments after event #3, Mini Me (who had been spying on Austin and Felicity) reveals himself but gets stuck and is caught hanging upside down.

It's all so obvious!

I'd always wondered what a smoke bomb looks like. Now I know

 

[scheherazade_79]

some people are just jerks

Well, it saved me from having to stay in til a certain time to list the answers, anyway