Break-ups
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Mother Earth Seduced
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You guys seem like a good group of folk to ask how to break up with someone that you're completely done with. I wanna see how this goes.
I took a razor blade to every piece of clothing he wasn't wearing on his back at the time...
And that was just the beginning.
chillywilly2
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45 calibre
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You guys seem like a good group of folk to ask how to break up with someone that you're completely done with. I wanna see how this goes.
Why waste time grandstanding for someone who's now irrelevant to you? Stop, walk away, and don't look back. The best revenge you can ever having is living your life and being happy and fulfilled and there is no greater means of insulting someone than by forgetting them completely.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1-Oep9uNwM
long video, but this is how I would do it.
Edit: or this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syXC5N8Q51I
long video, but this is how I would do it.
Edit: or this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syXC5N8Q51I
bronzeage
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You guys seem like a good group of folk to ask how to break up with someone that you're completely done with. I wanna see how this goes.
Two basic approaches:
1. All I want is for you to be happy and it's obvious I don't have what you need, so you are going to have to go look for it some place else.
2. I told you what would happen if you did that again. Now get your shit and get the fuck out of here.
No arguing, no negotiation, no second chances.
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There are online break-up agencies these days where someone else will do the dumping for ya
$10 for a basic breakup, $25 to call off an engagement, and $50 to announce your plans for filing for divorce.
You will need to fill in a form and they take it from there. autobreakup.com is one of them
$10 for a basic breakup, $25 to call off an engagement, and $50 to announce your plans for filing for divorce.
You will need to fill in a form and they take it from there. autobreakup.com is one of them
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Indeed, email is the way to go. Much more personal than texting.
redheadedtxn
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#1 is the approach I had to take with TMWusedTFM. I miss his coonass. But, it was for the best.
sweepthefloor
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Just say: My Dad doesn't like you.
JohnnySausage
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Move.
LadyFairfax
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The best way is simple: Bring your new partner to dinner and ask if your old partner minds if the two of you use the bedroom.
CandiCame
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Update: I threw a giant bitch fit and moved out of town. What happened was my parents showed up at my house while I was at work (luckily) guns ablazin wanting to know where I was. By the time I got there, the cops had come and gone, my landlord was pissed, and my roommate had most of my shit packed. They wanted me out. Apparently, they aren't used to being yelled/shot at. I got kinda pissed, but left, thinking that legally they couldn't evict me for something that wasn't my fault. Still kinda think that, but haven't looked into it.
So I went to my boyfriend's house. I was homeless- this is important to know- fucking homeless. And no one would rent to me because I had just been evicted. And I asked him if I could stay with him. Because I was homeless.
And he started this shit like it was a relationship thing. And I was like, "no- dude- not as your boyfriend, as in I got kicked out and have nowhere else to go. Let me sleep on your couch."
He said that we weren't ready yet. I emphasized that I had nowhere to sleep. I was fucked.
He didn't seem to give a shit.
If it had been him, there would have been no questions except, "Do you need me to help you get your shit?"
So, yeah, I was pretty pissed. We've been e-mailing back and forth since then; really miss the sex- really miss him. but that hurt fucking bad. You don't let your friends sleep on the street, let alone your fucking mate. That's just flat out not cool. I mean, I may be... well me, and I am kinda worthless and stupid and everything- but no one deserves that shit. That's not how you treat someone you care about- regardless of what kind of person they are- you treat them right, or you don't tell them you love them.
Pissed me right off.
So I went to my boyfriend's house. I was homeless- this is important to know- fucking homeless. And no one would rent to me because I had just been evicted. And I asked him if I could stay with him. Because I was homeless.
And he started this shit like it was a relationship thing. And I was like, "no- dude- not as your boyfriend, as in I got kicked out and have nowhere else to go. Let me sleep on your couch."
He said that we weren't ready yet. I emphasized that I had nowhere to sleep. I was fucked.
He didn't seem to give a shit.
If it had been him, there would have been no questions except, "Do you need me to help you get your shit?"
So, yeah, I was pretty pissed. We've been e-mailing back and forth since then; really miss the sex- really miss him. but that hurt fucking bad. You don't let your friends sleep on the street, let alone your fucking mate. That's just flat out not cool. I mean, I may be... well me, and I am kinda worthless and stupid and everything- but no one deserves that shit. That's not how you treat someone you care about- regardless of what kind of person they are- you treat them right, or you don't tell them you love them.
Pissed me right off.
satindesire
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Your boyfriend sounds like a paranoid wreck, personally. I think it's a massive red flag that he's so wrapped up in his own issues that he has absolutely no emotional room for you. It's incredibly blind and selfish of him to be more concerned about "OMG we're moving too fast you're suffocating me rabblerabblerabble!" rather than being pissed at your roommate and WANTING to help you.
The best thing for you to do is understand that he has no room in his emotional plate for you right now, and in your current situation you cannot afford to care about someone who is treating you as an option in his life. Make yourself your own priority, and leave him alone. It's best right now, because you're in transition and you shouldn't have to coddle someone so emotionally fragile when you've got yourself to worry about.
The best thing for you to do is understand that he has no room in his emotional plate for you right now, and in your current situation you cannot afford to care about someone who is treating you as an option in his life. Make yourself your own priority, and leave him alone. It's best right now, because you're in transition and you shouldn't have to coddle someone so emotionally fragile when you've got yourself to worry about.
Johnny_Ray_Wilson
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With no job for some time now and no place to sleep, how do you manage to pay for the internet service that brings you here?
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and the computer...
CandiCame
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It's incredibly sad but...
I moved back in with my grandparents. Who raised me. I am the biggest loser on the internet. Haven't you noticed I've been on-line the past couple of days when I should have been in class? I dropped out of school and moved back home because I have nowhere to live. I failed at being an adult. Hard.
I have enough college to sub and have put in an application at the school board here until I can figure out what to do with my life. I hate teaching. I hate this town. I hate depending on my family like a child. I hate everything about myself right now. I mean, I had pretty low self-esteem or whatever anyway- but now I have nothing. Now I'm downright suicidal, I just don't bitch as much because... well, because no one gives a shit and especially not on the GB. And I didn't want to look like the loser I am.
I have no mate- no friends, no money, no home- and if I dwell on it, I'll really fuck myself up. And, my Gramps is a retired cop, so I also have no drugs- my mom had really bad substance abuse problems and it would piss him off- hell, his heart would probably explode or some shit if he knew that I smoked.
Edit: No men either. For the same reason.
Johnny_Ray_Wilson
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No job to replace the substitute teaching job you were fired from? You said you were at work, though were unemployed (unless you found a job this week) when your parents came to your house the roommates are throwing you out of? And you moved back into Grandpa's house. The same grandpa close to dying and you are inheriting some land from? And where does your new boyfriend fit into all this?
Do not dwell on it, just get some help.
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dirtwrench
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You will rise again candi. Shit happens all the time. It takes some balls to just admit you have fucked up a few things and want to get your feet under you again. So, I would say you haven't come close to being the biggest loser on the 'net.
Colonel Hogan
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Does this mean we're done with the break-up suggestions?
